Confection jokes

I heard a joke about candy bars, but it wasn't very funny, so I just snickered.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

Candy is dandy.

But liquor is quicker.

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.

Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.

Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

Me: What are Lucky Harms?

Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.