Confection jokes

I heard a joke about candy bars, but it wasn't very funny, so I just snickered.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.

Candy is dandy.

But liquor is quicker.

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.