Condominium jokes

What do you call an apartment full of black people?

A CON-dominium.

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

How is a woman like a condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"

"Son, I found a condom in your room."

"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"

"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"

"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."