Condolence jokes

Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.

Saying I'm sorry and I apologize are basically the same thing... except at a funeral.

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at funerals.

Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

So I went to my friend's funeral today. As we were all leaving, a kid put a "get well soon" card next to my friend's grave. 'Poor kid'.

I comforted my friend about his wife's death, until I found out who did it.

Do you know that “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” usually mean the same thing?

Except at a funeral.