Condolence jokes

Saying I'm sorry and I apologize are basically the same thing... except at a funeral.

Do you know that “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” usually mean the same thing?

Except at a funeral.

Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.

When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?

I comforted my friend about his wife's death, until I found out who did it.

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?

The corpse.