Computer Graphic jokes

Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.

What's one thing gay people can't draw?

A straight line.