today i got a torn ear stitched up! it's been torn since i was like 4 or 5

Hello again. It's your favorite lonely person. I have read your millions of texts about BoredPanda, Amy, Dagger, and all of those people and I can say that you all need to follow this saying: Zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket. Stop tormenting little kids, get off your computer, and live a normal life. Also, Donut and Jake's relationship should be disbanded immediately, since online dating is for fucking losers. Thank you, all.

My aunt bought me Nair and now I can be all smooth and pretty and possibly make my brother bald my mixing it into the shampoo but being smooth and pretty is my first priority :3

Hey guys since it seems like this site is going down, anyone who actually wants to be my friend or just talk can meet me at twitter at β€œSooploosh MacSchnibble” or on discord at β€œ sooplooshmacschnibble” :3