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anyways wsg chat td we gonna be malesting 5 year olds

Heroin Monkey

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oh ive seen that one and he moaned at the end

Nateツ

anyways wsg chat td we gonna be malesting 5 year olds

oh

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Let it grow

LET IT GROW LET IT GROW

heroin put it in the quote book

Nateツ

am I allowed to quote myself

sure why not

I mean its already in the quote book

Daddy’s πŸ§” cummies, πŸ’¦ nice 😊 and yummy πŸ˜‹ Thick πŸ˜«πŸ‘Œand gooey, feel like honey 🍯 That sweet 🍭 milk, πŸ₯› oh-so-tasty 🀀 Daddy, πŸ§” Daddy, πŸ§” please be hasty!πŸ’¨ My tongue πŸ‘… swirls πŸ˜› round πŸ” and round πŸ” While Daddy πŸ§” gives my ass πŸ‘ a great big pound 🀜πŸ’₯ Over πŸ˜‘ in the corner, wrapped 🎁 in chains β›“ Mommy πŸ‘© huddled over, screaming 😱 in pain πŸ˜ͺ β€œShut up, bitch! πŸ‘© Stay on the floor!” Mommy πŸ‘© sobbing 😭 louder, I πŸ‘§ call πŸ—£ her a whore She reaches behind her πŸ‘© for her gun πŸ’€ While Daddy gropes πŸ‘‹ and tickles πŸ€— my sweet 🍬 buns πŸ‘ Puts the barrel πŸ˜› between πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ her teeth πŸ‘„ And Daddy’s πŸ§” semen πŸ’¦ begins to seep β˜”οΈ Gunpowder, blood, πŸ’‰ brains 🧠 and gore 😎 Mommy’s πŸ‘© lifeless πŸ‘» corpse slumps ⬇️ to the floor πŸ˜‚ Cummies, πŸ’¦ cummies πŸ’¦ filling my throat My pussy 🐱 is completely 😍 soaked πŸ’¦ But Daddy’s cock πŸ† just gets bigger 😳😲 Over near 😯 the drawers, he grabs the scissors βœ‚οΈ Cuts πŸ”ͺ a hole πŸ•³ in Mommy’s πŸ‘© stomach In her hand, 🀲 a gin and tonic 🍺 He πŸ§” begins to unravel her strings of intestines 😝 β€œLook πŸ‘€ closely, you’ll learn πŸ‘¨β€πŸ« a lesson” Ties a noose, πŸ˜” rigs it tight 😫 β€œSweetie, πŸ‘§ sweetie, πŸ‘§ no need to fight” πŸ‘ŠπŸ’₯ Puts her πŸ‘© guts 🀀 around πŸ”„ my neck β€œLooks like everything’s good πŸ‘ and set” πŸ‘Œ Lets me fall down ⬇️ about πŸ€”πŸ’­ a yard Face πŸ‘§ turning blue, choking 🀭 hard πŸ’ͺ All the while, πŸ•‘ Daddy’s πŸ§” stroking his cock πŸ† And for a moment, 😳 our eyes πŸ‘ lock πŸ”’ Tears 😭 of joy 😊 stream down my face πŸ‘§ I’m going to 😡 a better ✨ place~

ill proly hv a panic attack

My brother threw up twice and I had to clean itt.. no one was there to help me πŸ’€

Anonymous

Mhmm, but hruuuu??

Tired bu tdont wanna sleep

Toast ツ

Tired bu tdont wanna sleep

Sleeeppp

Just make sure you get sleep

I’m okayyy!! Now I feel calmer after yelling in Spanish and English for abt 30 mins then screaming on the top of my lungs

Making mofongo πŸ—£πŸ—£β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

The Unknown King of Moderation

Womp womp

DIE

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The Unknown King of Moderation

SHES MY PROSTITUTE

yea, wat he said

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

WHO U CALLIN A PROSTITUTE?

no what jake said

The Unknown King of Moderation

SHES MY PROSTITUTE

that

I called the beast πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

RUN THEY FINNA COLLAPES IN

✈️✈️🏒🏒

Anonymous

I think the kaiju left

biollante?

Chunke Monke

biollante?

Wdym

Bro Shimo in Godzilla x Kong is gonna be so badassss

Anonymous

Bro Shimo in Godzilla x Kong is gonna be so badassss

godzilla and kong r gonna have gay butt sex?

Chunke Monke

godzilla and kong r gonna have gay butt sex?

Kys

twinky is fat gay guy, twink is skinny

and whatever the asian kid said, yellow is mellow

NACHO TACO CHIMICHANGA πŸ—£πŸ—£β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Toast ツ

What other words ryme with white?

Knight

Anonymous
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ive watched the version but its extra racist

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what words rhyme with orange there are none

Chunke Monke

did u actually

Nnno

Chunke Monke
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I’d go down on Jimmy if he asked me tbh

Anonymous

I’d go down on Jimmy if he asked me tbh

for the money?

Chunke Monke

for the money?

For free.

Anonymous

For free.

watchu mean by dat πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

Anonymous

I’d go down on Jimmy if he asked me tbh

today ill be fucking this minor and then give her 50,000 dollars

Let your imagination run wild

Heroin Monkey

today ill be fucking this minor and then give her 50,000 dollars

Wrdd πŸ—£πŸ—£β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

have you seen that clip of the guy fapping to mrbeast

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Heroin Monkey

have you seen that clip of the guy fapping to mrbeast

yeah

Heroin Monkey

not clip

there's a clip of it

I think I watched it on twitter πŸ’€

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¨jimmy raping little kids is so funny¨

Heroin Monkey

¨jimmy raping little kids is so funny¨

i didn't say dat dawg

i said, "jimmy likes raping little kids such a timmy"

Chunke Monke

danimals and gogurt is the shit

i brought danimals in every day in elementary school they slapped like my dads belt

Heroin Monkey

i brought danimals in every day in elementary school they slapped like my dads belt

womp womp

Chunke Monke

dat is so jake

yeah because he stole it from me and posts it on chats

Heroin Monkey

i brought danimals in every day in elementary school they slapped like my dads belt

Want me to call CPS

Heroin Monkey

yeah because he stole it from me and posts it on chats

#stopjakestealingmemes

Heroin Monkey
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"who's getting the best head?"

Chunke Monke

"who's getting the best head?"

middle

Anonymous

Michael b Jordan

WHO'S MICHAEL B JORDAN

Heroin Monkey

madi and jake

IM CALLING THE KAIJU

I ONLY KNOW THE BASKETBALL-AMERICAN ONE

Chunke Monke

WHO'S MICHAEL B JORDAN

wdym whos michael b jordan

Heroin Monkey

madi and jake

dat is so true

Heroin Monkey

wdym whos michael b jordan

who dafuq is he

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

IM NOT EVEN FAT?

mhmmmm

Heroin Monkey

u probably already seen this but

LOL

MICHAEL B JORDANNN 😍😍

Heroin Monkey

u probably already seen this but

ethan please undelete please

Anonymous

MICHAEL B JORDANNN 😍😍

gigachad, nah we got niggachad

Chunke Monke

WHO'S MICHAEL B JORDAN

WATCH CREED N BLACK PANTHER BRO

Anonymous

MICHAEL B JORDANNN 😍😍

do you have a crush on him or something

Chunke Monke

wakanda forever amiright?

YYYYUURRRR

Anonymous

OFC

how much would u pay to see him oiled up?

Chunke Monke

how much would u pay to see him oiled up?

i already got my homies

Heroin Monkey

i already got my homies

yessir

Chunke Monke

how much would u pay to see him oiled up?

50 bands

it's not gay if you're wearing socks and say no homo

Chunke Monke

it's not gay if you're wearing socks and say no homo

never been truer

if you kiss your homies goodnight without socks its gay, but with socks its not gay.

or, u can js kidnap him and oil him up yourself

Heroin Monkey

if you kiss your homies goodnight without socks its gay, but with socks its not gay.

true

😩😩😩😩

Anonymous
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he failed his edging streak, didn't he?

CHUNKY MONKEY ICE CREAM IS SO FUQING GUD

I WOULD KILL TO HAVE A CONTAINER OF IT

Heroin Monkey
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Bros actually gonna take a shower πŸ™

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Jake????

yes but only for wade

Heroin Monkey
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Hello, Kitty... Welcome to your first day of training as my new pet and servant. Breakfast is every morning at 8:30 am EST. We will convene at that time if you are available. After breakfast, Master will begin his shift at work. Playtime will be between 12 PM EST and 1 PM EST. Depending on your availability, we will arrange for all manner of play, and you may request a particular manner of play if you so wish. At 5 PM EST, work will be over for the day, and Master will take you to his room, and you will obey his every command. When Master gives you an order, you are to respond in the affirmative with "yes master." At all times, if you understand a command you are given, you will respond with, "yes master." At the end of the day, if Kitty so desires, she can spend recreational time with Master before bed. She can choose to play a video game with him, chat with him over the phone, watch YouTube videos, or go for a walk outside. Otherwise, Kitty is free to enjoy her evening hours as she wishes. If you understand all of this, and you are ready to have a collar wrapped around your neck to become Master's kitty, please respond, "yes master."

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Jake????

yes

Chunke Monke

Hello, Kitty... Welcome to your first day of training as my new pet and servant. Breakfast is every morning at 8:30 am EST. We will convene at that time if you are available. After breakfast, Master will begin his shift at work. Playtime will be between 12 PM EST and 1 PM EST. Depending on your availability, we will arrange for all manner of play, and you may request a particular manner of play if you so wish. At 5 PM EST, work will be over for the day, and Master will take you to his room, and you will obey his every command. When Master gives you an order, you are to respond in the affirmative with "yes master." At all times, if you understand a command you are given, you will respond with, "yes master." At the end of the day, if Kitty so desires, she can spend recreational time with Master before bed. She can choose to play a video game with him, chat with him over the phone, watch YouTube videos, or go for a walk outside. Otherwise, Kitty is free to enjoy her evening hours as she wishes. If you understand all of this, and you are ready to have a collar wrapped around your neck to become Master's kitty, please respond, "yes master."

Sounds like the plot for fifty shades of grey

Anonymous

Sounds like the plot for fifty shades of grey

fifty shades of GAY

Chunke Monke

Hello, Kitty... Welcome to your first day of training as my new pet and servant. Breakfast is every morning at 8:30 am EST. We will convene at that time if you are available. After breakfast, Master will begin his shift at work. Playtime will be between 12 PM EST and 1 PM EST. Depending on your availability, we will arrange for all manner of play, and you may request a particular manner of play if you so wish. At 5 PM EST, work will be over for the day, and Master will take you to his room, and you will obey his every command. When Master gives you an order, you are to respond in the affirmative with "yes master." At all times, if you understand a command you are given, you will respond with, "yes master." At the end of the day, if Kitty so desires, she can spend recreational time with Master before bed. She can choose to play a video game with him, chat with him over the phone, watch YouTube videos, or go for a walk outside. Otherwise, Kitty is free to enjoy her evening hours as she wishes. If you understand all of this, and you are ready to have a collar wrapped around your neck to become Master's kitty, please respond, "yes master."

discord in a nutshell

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Lets make cocaine, let's start with 1 kilo of Coca leaves 1 gallon of kerosene 1 gallon of sulfuric acid 1 gallon of acetone A large pot A strainer A glass baking dish *A spoon A coffee filter A rubber band 1. Prepare your workspace. Make sure you are working in a well-ventilated area. Cover your work surface with newspaper or plastic. 2. Dry the coca leaves. Spread the coca leaves out on a flat surface and let them dry in the sun for several days. 3. Crush the coca leaves. Once the coca leaves are dry, Crush them into a fine powder. 4. Mix the coca leaf powder with kerosene. Add the coca leaf powder to a large pot and cover it with kerosene. Stir the mixture until the coca mixes. 6. Add the sulfuric acid to the mixture. Slowly add the sulfuric acid to the kerosene/coca leaf powder mixture. Stir the mixture Constantly. 1. Let the mixture sit for 24 hours. 2. Filter the mixture through a strainer. Strain the mixture through a strainer lined with a Coffee filter. 3. 9. Evaporate the kerosene from the filtrate. 4. Evaporate the kerosene from the filtrate by heating it in a glass baking dish in a hot water bath. 5. 10. Scrape the cocaine Crystals off the bottom of the baking dish. 6. Enjoy!

Chunke Monke

Lets make cocaine, let's start with 1 kilo of Coca leaves 1 gallon of kerosene 1 gallon of sulfuric acid 1 gallon of acetone A large pot A strainer A glass baking dish *A spoon A coffee filter A rubber band 1. Prepare your workspace. Make sure you are working in a well-ventilated area. Cover your work surface with newspaper or plastic. 2. Dry the coca leaves. Spread the coca leaves out on a flat surface and let them dry in the sun for several days. 3. Crush the coca leaves. Once the coca leaves are dry, Crush them into a fine powder. 4. Mix the coca leaf powder with kerosene. Add the coca leaf powder to a large pot and cover it with kerosene. Stir the mixture until the coca mixes. 6. Add the sulfuric acid to the mixture. Slowly add the sulfuric acid to the kerosene/coca leaf powder mixture. Stir the mixture Constantly. 1. Let the mixture sit for 24 hours. 2. Filter the mixture through a strainer. Strain the mixture through a strainer lined with a Coffee filter. 3. 9. Evaporate the kerosene from the filtrate. 4. Evaporate the kerosene from the filtrate by heating it in a glass baking dish in a hot water bath. 5. 10. Scrape the cocaine Crystals off the bottom of the baking dish. 6. Enjoy!

stop giving me insructions to things i already know

Anonymous

FENTANYL NEXT

nuh uh uh, it's mah secret recipe

any of you guys have that era where you where obsessed with spider gang?

Toast ツ

any of you guys have that era where you where obsessed with spider gang?

I used to be obsessed with Spider-Man..

Toast ツ

any of you guys have that era where you where obsessed with spider gang?

no

THINKING BOUT BUYING LAND FOR A FARM

BIG ASS SHOT GUN ON MY ARM

THINKING BOUT GROWING BEANS N CORN πŸ—£πŸ—£β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Heroin Monkey

i think my parrot has autism

nah wat da shawty in za back doing

Heroin Monkey

parrot was being an asshole

F in chat for parrot

Wow this is the most chats I’ve ever received on one of my posts

Wow this is the most chats I’ve ever received on one of my posts

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🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁

he basically holds the base of his dick and starts to do za, HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

i have officially found my second favorite artist

Chunke Monke

Lets make cocaine, let's start with 1 kilo of Coca leaves 1 gallon of kerosene 1 gallon of sulfuric acid 1 gallon of acetone A large pot A strainer A glass baking dish *A spoon A coffee filter A rubber band 1. Prepare your workspace. Make sure you are working in a well-ventilated area. Cover your work surface with newspaper or plastic. 2. Dry the coca leaves. Spread the coca leaves out on a flat surface and let them dry in the sun for several days. 3. Crush the coca leaves. Once the coca leaves are dry, Crush them into a fine powder. 4. Mix the coca leaf powder with kerosene. Add the coca leaf powder to a large pot and cover it with kerosene. Stir the mixture until the coca mixes. 6. Add the sulfuric acid to the mixture. Slowly add the sulfuric acid to the kerosene/coca leaf powder mixture. Stir the mixture Constantly. 1. Let the mixture sit for 24 hours. 2. Filter the mixture through a strainer. Strain the mixture through a strainer lined with a Coffee filter. 3. 9. Evaporate the kerosene from the filtrate. 4. Evaporate the kerosene from the filtrate by heating it in a glass baking dish in a hot water bath. 5. 10. Scrape the cocaine Crystals off the bottom of the baking dish. 6. Enjoy!

On the news I saw how to make fake cocaine. Crush Panadol and mix with hairspray, then pack tightly in cling film. Ta da! #poorppldrugs

applee

On the news I saw how to make fake cocaine. Crush Panadol and mix with hairspray, then pack tightly in cling film. Ta da! #poorppldrugs

woah

Toast ツ

bouta go cook be back

waltuh

Heroin Monkey

based guy

THERES SO MUCH WRONG WITH THT πŸ’€

Never fuck with Florida men

That’s good! Are you still tired?

just rediscovered one of my favorite artists

"suck my fucking dick, care bout cash"

Toast ツ

"suck my fucking dick, care bout cash"

I tell my bitch that everyday

β€œThat’s why I fucked yo bitch, you fat mother fucker (take moneyy)” πŸ—£πŸ—£β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯

I wanna be part of the S.W.A.T team when I’m older

I saw blood. I saw murder, bitch. I feel like I'm Curtis, bitch 187 fever, I see red

Or a cop in general, I took it by my inspiration Jake Gyllenhaal

Anonymous

Or a cop in general, I took it by my inspiration Jake Gyllenhaal

you have a crush on him too

Heroin Monkey

you have a crush on him too

Nnnoooo..🌚

I have discovered the best inderground rapper of all time

Heroin Monkey
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Dave for sure

Heroin Monkey
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That kid looks like a kid in my school

Toast rap for us

Toast rap for us

it just means you admire me and my humour and that u wont be on my level because clearly my memes are better than yours so you feel the need to take them

Heroin Monkey

it just means you admire me and my humour and that u wont be on my level because clearly my memes are better than yours so you feel the need to take them

you just leak them

Toast ツ

you just leak them

well dont take them

Aaah a lizard just jumped past meee

I’m scaredd

the stuff on there is mostly political tho

Don’t slepp

i should go to sleep im flying a plane tomorrow

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OK APPLE, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK Y0U WON

Nateツ

anyways wsg chat td we gonna be malesting 5 year olds

SHHHH........... (IVE DATE 5 YEAR OLDS, AND I TRAP THEM IN MY CLOSET)