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    • anyways wsg chat td we gonna be malesting 5 year olds

    Heroin Monkey

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    oh ive seen that one and he moaned at the end

    Nateツ

    anyways wsg chat td we gonna be malesting 5 year olds

    oh

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Let it grow

    LET IT GROW LET IT GROW

    heroin put it in the quote book

    Nateツ

    am I allowed to quote myself

    sure why not

    I mean its already in the quote book

    Daddy’s πŸ§” cummies, πŸ’¦ nice 😊 and yummy πŸ˜‹ Thick πŸ˜«πŸ‘Œand gooey, feel like honey 🍯 That sweet 🍭 milk, πŸ₯› oh-so-tasty 🀀 Daddy, πŸ§” Daddy, πŸ§” please be hasty!πŸ’¨ My tongue πŸ‘… swirls πŸ˜› round πŸ” and round πŸ” While Daddy πŸ§” gives my ass πŸ‘ a great big pound 🀜πŸ’₯ Over πŸ˜‘ in the corner, wrapped 🎁 in chains β›“ Mommy πŸ‘© huddled over, screaming 😱 in pain πŸ˜ͺ β€œShut up, bitch! πŸ‘© Stay on the floor!” Mommy πŸ‘© sobbing 😭 louder, I πŸ‘§ call πŸ—£ her a whore She reaches behind her πŸ‘© for her gun πŸ’€ While Daddy gropes πŸ‘‹ and tickles πŸ€— my sweet 🍬 buns πŸ‘ Puts the barrel πŸ˜› between πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ her teeth πŸ‘„ And Daddy’s πŸ§” semen πŸ’¦ begins to seep β˜”οΈ Gunpowder, blood, πŸ’‰ brains 🧠 and gore 😎 Mommy’s πŸ‘© lifeless πŸ‘» corpse slumps ⬇️ to the floor πŸ˜‚ Cummies, πŸ’¦ cummies πŸ’¦ filling my throat My pussy 🐱 is completely 😍 soaked πŸ’¦ But Daddy’s cock πŸ† just gets bigger 😳😲 Over near 😯 the drawers, he grabs the scissors βœ‚οΈ Cuts πŸ”ͺ a hole πŸ•³ in Mommy’s πŸ‘© stomach In her hand, 🀲 a gin and tonic 🍺 He πŸ§” begins to unravel her strings of intestines 😝 β€œLook πŸ‘€ closely, you’ll learn πŸ‘¨β€πŸ« a lesson” Ties a noose, πŸ˜” rigs it tight 😫 β€œSweetie, πŸ‘§ sweetie, πŸ‘§ no need to fight” πŸ‘ŠπŸ’₯ Puts her πŸ‘© guts 🀀 around πŸ”„ my neck β€œLooks like everything’s good πŸ‘ and set” πŸ‘Œ Lets me fall down ⬇️ about πŸ€”πŸ’­ a yard Face πŸ‘§ turning blue, choking 🀭 hard πŸ’ͺ All the while, πŸ•‘ Daddy’s πŸ§” stroking his cock πŸ† And for a moment, 😳 our eyes πŸ‘ lock πŸ”’ Tears 😭 of joy 😊 stream down my face πŸ‘§ I’m going to 😡 a better ✨ place~

    ill proly hv a panic attack

    nd im on call rn with gus

    My brother threw up twice and I had to clean itt.. no one was there to help me πŸ’€

    Anonymous

    Mhmm, but hruuuu??

    Tired bu tdont wanna sleep

    Toast ツ

    Tired bu tdont wanna sleep

    Sleeeppp

    Just make sure you get sleep

    I’m okayyy!! Now I feel calmer after yelling in Spanish and English for abt 30 mins then screaming on the top of my lungs

    Making mofongo πŸ—£πŸ—£β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Womp womp

    DIE

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    The Unknown King of Moderation

    SHES MY PROSTITUTE

    yea, wat he said

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    WHO U CALLIN A PROSTITUTE?

    no what jake said

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    SHES MY PROSTITUTE

    that

    I called the beast πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    RUN THEY FINNA COLLAPES IN

    ✈️✈️🏒🏒

    Anonymous

    I think the kaiju left

    biollante?

    Chunke Monke

    biollante?

    Wdym

    Bro Shimo in Godzilla x Kong is gonna be so badassss

    Anonymous

    Bro Shimo in Godzilla x Kong is gonna be so badassss

    godzilla and kong r gonna have gay butt sex?

    Chunke Monke

    godzilla and kong r gonna have gay butt sex?

    Kys

    twinky is fat gay guy, twink is skinny

    and whatever the asian kid said, yellow is mellow

    NACHO TACO CHIMICHANGA πŸ—£πŸ—£β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

    Toast ツ

    What other words ryme with white?

    Knight

    Anonymous
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    ive watched the version but its extra racist

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    πŸ’€..

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    what words rhyme with orange there are none

    Chunke Monke

    did u actually

    Nnno

    Chunke Monke
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    I’d go down on Jimmy if he asked me tbh

    Anonymous

    I’d go down on Jimmy if he asked me tbh

    for the money?

    Chunke Monke

    for the money?

    For free.

    Anonymous

    For free.

    watchu mean by dat πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

    Anonymous

    I’d go down on Jimmy if he asked me tbh

    today ill be fucking this minor and then give her 50,000 dollars

    Let your imagination run wild

    Heroin Monkey

    today ill be fucking this minor and then give her 50,000 dollars

    Wrdd πŸ—£πŸ—£β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

    have you seen that clip of the guy fapping to mrbeast

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    Heroin Monkey

    have you seen that clip of the guy fapping to mrbeast

    yeah

    Heroin Monkey

    not clip

    there's a clip of it

    I think I watched it on twitter πŸ’€

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    ¨jimmy raping little kids is so funny¨

    Heroin Monkey

    ¨jimmy raping little kids is so funny¨

    i didn't say dat dawg

    i said, "jimmy likes raping little kids such a timmy"

    Chunke Monke

    danimals and gogurt is the shit

    i brought danimals in every day in elementary school they slapped like my dads belt

    Heroin Monkey

    i brought danimals in every day in elementary school they slapped like my dads belt

    womp womp

    Chunke Monke

    dat is so jake

    yeah because he stole it from me and posts it on chats

    Heroin Monkey

    i brought danimals in every day in elementary school they slapped like my dads belt

    Want me to call CPS

    Heroin Monkey

    yeah because he stole it from me and posts it on chats

    #stopjakestealingmemes

    Heroin Monkey
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    "who's getting the best head?"

    Chunke Monke

    "who's getting the best head?"

    middle

    Anonymous

    Michael b Jordan

    WHO'S MICHAEL B JORDAN

    Heroin Monkey

    madi and jake

    IM CALLING THE KAIJU

    I ONLY KNOW THE BASKETBALL-AMERICAN ONE

    Chunke Monke

    WHO'S MICHAEL B JORDAN

    wdym whos michael b jordan

    Heroin Monkey

    madi and jake

    dat is so true

    Heroin Monkey

    wdym whos michael b jordan

    who dafuq is he

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    IM NOT EVEN FAT?

    mhmmmm

    Heroin Monkey

    u probably already seen this but

    LOL

    MICHAEL B JORDANNN 😍😍

    Heroin Monkey

    u probably already seen this but

    ethan please undelete please

    Anonymous

    MICHAEL B JORDANNN 😍😍

    gigachad, nah we got niggachad

    Chunke Monke

    WHO'S MICHAEL B JORDAN

    WATCH CREED N BLACK PANTHER BRO

    Anonymous

    MICHAEL B JORDANNN 😍😍

    do you have a crush on him or something

    Chunke Monke

    wakanda forever amiright?

    YYYYUURRRR

    Anonymous

    OFC

    how much would u pay to see him oiled up?

    Chunke Monke

    how much would u pay to see him oiled up?

    i already got my homies

    Heroin Monkey

    i already got my homies

    yessir

    Chunke Monke

    how much would u pay to see him oiled up?

    50 bands

    it's not gay if you're wearing socks and say no homo

    Chunke Monke

    it's not gay if you're wearing socks and say no homo

    never been truer

    if you kiss your homies goodnight without socks its gay, but with socks its not gay.

    or, u can js kidnap him and oil him up yourself

    Heroin Monkey

    if you kiss your homies goodnight without socks its gay, but with socks its not gay.

    true

    😩😩😩😩

    Anonymous
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    he failed his edging streak, didn't he?

    CHUNKY MONKEY ICE CREAM IS SO FUQING GUD

    I WOULD KILL TO HAVE A CONTAINER OF IT

    Heroin Monkey
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    Bros actually gonna take a shower πŸ™

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Jake????

    yes but only for wade

    Heroin Monkey
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    Hello, Kitty... Welcome to your first day of training as my new pet and servant. Breakfast is every morning at 8:30 am EST. We will convene at that time if you are available. After breakfast, Master will begin his shift at work. Playtime will be between 12 PM EST and 1 PM EST. Depending on your availability, we will arrange for all manner of play, and you may request a particular manner of play if you so wish. At 5 PM EST, work will be over for the day, and Master will take you to his room, and you will obey his every command. When Master gives you an order, you are to respond in the affirmative with "yes master." At all times, if you understand a command you are given, you will respond with, "yes master." At the end of the day, if Kitty so desires, she can spend recreational time with Master before bed. She can choose to play a video game with him, chat with him over the phone, watch YouTube videos, or go for a walk outside. Otherwise, Kitty is free to enjoy her evening hours as she wishes. If you understand all of this, and you are ready to have a collar wrapped around your neck to become Master's kitty, please respond, "yes master."

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Jake????

    yes

    Chunke Monke

    Hello, Kitty... Welcome to your first day of training as my new pet and servant. Breakfast is every morning at 8:30 am EST. We will convene at that time if you are available. After breakfast, Master will begin his shift at work. Playtime will be between 12 PM EST and 1 PM EST. Depending on your availability, we will arrange for all manner of play, and you may request a particular manner of play if you so wish. At 5 PM EST, work will be over for the day, and Master will take you to his room, and you will obey his every command. When Master gives you an order, you are to respond in the affirmative with "yes master." At all times, if you understand a command you are given, you will respond with, "yes master." At the end of the day, if Kitty so desires, she can spend recreational time with Master before bed. She can choose to play a video game with him, chat with him over the phone, watch YouTube videos, or go for a walk outside. Otherwise, Kitty is free to enjoy her evening hours as she wishes. If you understand all of this, and you are ready to have a collar wrapped around your neck to become Master's kitty, please respond, "yes master."

    Sounds like the plot for fifty shades of grey

    Anonymous

    Sounds like the plot for fifty shades of grey

    fifty shades of GAY

    Chunke Monke

    Hello, Kitty... Welcome to your first day of training as my new pet and servant. Breakfast is every morning at 8:30 am EST. We will convene at that time if you are available. After breakfast, Master will begin his shift at work. Playtime will be between 12 PM EST and 1 PM EST. Depending on your availability, we will arrange for all manner of play, and you may request a particular manner of play if you so wish. At 5 PM EST, work will be over for the day, and Master will take you to his room, and you will obey his every command. When Master gives you an order, you are to respond in the affirmative with "yes master." At all times, if you understand a command you are given, you will respond with, "yes master." At the end of the day, if Kitty so desires, she can spend recreational time with Master before bed. She can choose to play a video game with him, chat with him over the phone, watch YouTube videos, or go for a walk outside. Otherwise, Kitty is free to enjoy her evening hours as she wishes. If you understand all of this, and you are ready to have a collar wrapped around your neck to become Master's kitty, please respond, "yes master."

    discord in a nutshell

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    Lets make cocaine, let's start with 1 kilo of Coca leaves 1 gallon of kerosene 1 gallon of sulfuric acid 1 gallon of acetone A large pot A strainer A glass baking dish *A spoon A coffee filter A rubber band 1. Prepare your workspace. Make sure you are working in a well-ventilated area. Cover your work surface with newspaper or plastic. 2. Dry the coca leaves. Spread the coca leaves out on a flat surface and let them dry in the sun for several days. 3. Crush the coca leaves. Once the coca leaves are dry, Crush them into a fine powder. 4. Mix the coca leaf powder with kerosene. Add the coca leaf powder to a large pot and cover it with kerosene. Stir the mixture until the coca mixes. 6. Add the sulfuric acid to the mixture. Slowly add the sulfuric acid to the kerosene/coca leaf powder mixture. Stir the mixture Constantly. 1. Let the mixture sit for 24 hours. 2. Filter the mixture through a strainer. Strain the mixture through a strainer lined with a Coffee filter. 3. 9. Evaporate the kerosene from the filtrate. 4. Evaporate the kerosene from the filtrate by heating it in a glass baking dish in a hot water bath. 5. 10. Scrape the cocaine Crystals off the bottom of the baking dish. 6. Enjoy!

    Chunke Monke

    Lets make cocaine, let's start with 1 kilo of Coca leaves 1 gallon of kerosene 1 gallon of sulfuric acid 1 gallon of acetone A large pot A strainer A glass baking dish *A spoon A coffee filter A rubber band 1. Prepare your workspace. Make sure you are working in a well-ventilated area. Cover your work surface with newspaper or plastic. 2. Dry the coca leaves. Spread the coca leaves out on a flat surface and let them dry in the sun for several days. 3. Crush the coca leaves. Once the coca leaves are dry, Crush them into a fine powder. 4. Mix the coca leaf powder with kerosene. Add the coca leaf powder to a large pot and cover it with kerosene. Stir the mixture until the coca mixes. 6. Add the sulfuric acid to the mixture. Slowly add the sulfuric acid to the kerosene/coca leaf powder mixture. Stir the mixture Constantly. 1. Let the mixture sit for 24 hours. 2. Filter the mixture through a strainer. Strain the mixture through a strainer lined with a Coffee filter. 3. 9. Evaporate the kerosene from the filtrate. 4. Evaporate the kerosene from the filtrate by heating it in a glass baking dish in a hot water bath. 5. 10. Scrape the cocaine Crystals off the bottom of the baking dish. 6. Enjoy!

    stop giving me insructions to things i already know

    Anonymous

    FENTANYL NEXT

    nuh uh uh, it's mah secret recipe

    any of you guys have that era where you where obsessed with spider gang?

    Toast ツ

    any of you guys have that era where you where obsessed with spider gang?

    I used to be obsessed with Spider-Man..

    Toast ツ

    any of you guys have that era where you where obsessed with spider gang?

    no

    THINKING BOUT BUYING LAND FOR A FARM

    BIG ASS SHOT GUN ON MY ARM

    THINKING BOUT GROWING BEANS N CORN πŸ—£πŸ—£β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

    Heroin Monkey

    i think my parrot has autism

    nah wat da shawty in za back doing

    Heroin Monkey

    parrot was being an asshole

    F in chat for parrot

    Wow this is the most chats I’ve ever received on one of my posts

    Wow this is the most chats I’ve ever received on one of my posts

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    🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁

    he basically holds the base of his dick and starts to do za, HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

    i have officially found my second favorite artist

    Chunke Monke

    Lets make cocaine, let's start with 1 kilo of Coca leaves 1 gallon of kerosene 1 gallon of sulfuric acid 1 gallon of acetone A large pot A strainer A glass baking dish *A spoon A coffee filter A rubber band 1. Prepare your workspace. Make sure you are working in a well-ventilated area. Cover your work surface with newspaper or plastic. 2. Dry the coca leaves. Spread the coca leaves out on a flat surface and let them dry in the sun for several days. 3. Crush the coca leaves. Once the coca leaves are dry, Crush them into a fine powder. 4. Mix the coca leaf powder with kerosene. Add the coca leaf powder to a large pot and cover it with kerosene. Stir the mixture until the coca mixes. 6. Add the sulfuric acid to the mixture. Slowly add the sulfuric acid to the kerosene/coca leaf powder mixture. Stir the mixture Constantly. 1. Let the mixture sit for 24 hours. 2. Filter the mixture through a strainer. Strain the mixture through a strainer lined with a Coffee filter. 3. 9. Evaporate the kerosene from the filtrate. 4. Evaporate the kerosene from the filtrate by heating it in a glass baking dish in a hot water bath. 5. 10. Scrape the cocaine Crystals off the bottom of the baking dish. 6. Enjoy!

    On the news I saw how to make fake cocaine. Crush Panadol and mix with hairspray, then pack tightly in cling film. Ta da! #poorppldrugs

    applee

    On the news I saw how to make fake cocaine. Crush Panadol and mix with hairspray, then pack tightly in cling film. Ta da! #poorppldrugs

    woah

    Toast ツ

    bouta go cook be back

    waltuh

    Heroin Monkey

    based guy

    THERES SO MUCH WRONG WITH THT πŸ’€

    Never fuck with Florida men

    That’s good! Are you still tired?

    just rediscovered one of my favorite artists

    "suck my fucking dick, care bout cash"

    Toast ツ

    "suck my fucking dick, care bout cash"

    I tell my bitch that everyday

    β€œThat’s why I fucked yo bitch, you fat mother fucker (take moneyy)” πŸ—£πŸ—£β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯

    I wanna be part of the S.W.A.T team when I’m older

    I saw blood. I saw murder, bitch. I feel like I'm Curtis, bitch 187 fever, I see red

    Or a cop in general, I took it by my inspiration Jake Gyllenhaal

    Anonymous

    Or a cop in general, I took it by my inspiration Jake Gyllenhaal

    you have a crush on him too

    Heroin Monkey

    you have a crush on him too

    Nnnoooo..🌚

    I have discovered the best inderground rapper of all time

    Heroin Monkey
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    Dave for sure

    Heroin Monkey
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    That kid looks like a kid in my school

    Toast rap for us

    Toast rap for us

    it just means you admire me and my humour and that u wont be on my level because clearly my memes are better than yours so you feel the need to take them

    Heroin Monkey

    it just means you admire me and my humour and that u wont be on my level because clearly my memes are better than yours so you feel the need to take them

    you just leak them

    Toast ツ

    you just leak them

    well dont take them

    Aaah a lizard just jumped past meee

    I’m scaredd

    the stuff on there is mostly political tho

    Don’t slepp

    i should go to sleep im flying a plane tomorrow

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    OK APPLE, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK Y0U WON

    Nateツ

    anyways wsg chat td we gonna be malesting 5 year olds

    SHHHH........... (IVE DATE 5 YEAR OLDS, AND I TRAP THEM IN MY CLOSET)

    Shiny Black Panther