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    • Hey! Anything I can you, you can't do it as well as me. Try me. I will do anything. I can do anything from writing a 100-page essay, with each page being a different language, to mowing your lawn perfectly for only 1 dollar! How does that sound? Well, try me.

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    • Toast ツ

    make an omniman edit on capcut

    I don’t have CapCut

    did you try putting it in the freezer?

    Comment deleted by π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    ive been sitting around all day

    i wanna sleep but I dont wanna go to bed

    IM SORRY IVE NEVER HEARD OF IT

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Give Jake head...... ik u can't do 8t better than madi lmao

    I can

    Maybe

    😭😭😭😭😭😭

    Anonymous

    Wsg Wade

    Wsg man

    Ingenious did you sub to my YouTube? I just got a new one earlier

    My memory is actually so bad

    Oh sick! Thanks!

    Thanks!

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    IM JKJK

    lol I was about to say soemthing but then all the words jumbled together

    Hey Mal

    Toooast Wsg

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    good MUAHAHAHA

    IwasgonnasayiwouldrPejKs

    Dude! I thought all the Wade’s died!

    Based

    I feel like you’re heroin monkey

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    whyareyoulikethis

    Becauseirasortoffunny

    Alina1

    Hi guys

    Sup

    Guys I got a fun idea

    We should go blow up the wje crew chat for fun

    Bonus: it make Amy mad since he’s a buzzkill and doesn’t like orgies

    She’s*

    Anonymous

    *spam

    Not spam, but just blow it up

    https://wje-crew.mn.co/share/ElldU8iTf-OBVLeY?utm_source=manual

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    youmakemewannastrangleanausticduck

    thatsoundshotnglwaitareyoutalkingaboutmyautisticdick?

    Good morning guys

    Bye Rich Wade!

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    IM TELLING

    What’s I do.

    I am so confused

    Where

    Comment deleted by π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    HOLLUP ima make a wje crew chat to blow up

    Comment deleted

    No I’m not talking about your autistic dick,I thought you were a girl

    I’m going to get out of bed now…

    Actually someone make a chat I’m too lazy

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    BITCH THTS WHAT U SAID

    Errr no, that’s what youuuu said

    I see a buncha letters

    Daddy?

    NO DONT TELL DADDY

    ILL BE GOOD I PROMISE

    *yeets out window*

    HELP MY 9 YEAR OLD BROTHER J CAME DOWNSTAIRS WEARING LEGGINGS

    Wade

    Daddy?

    …

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE NOW

    Is it cause Jake has a big cock?

    Why are you guys talking about things like this 😭

    I’ve checked, it’s big

    I dids

    I background underground check everyone

    Wade

    I background underground check everyone

    What does that mean… it does not sound good

    Alina1

    What does that mean… it does not sound good

    Good for me, bad for them

    πŸ³β€πŸŒˆgay wadeπŸ³β€πŸŒˆ

    i love dick

    Oh shit

    Who are you?

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    this is why no one FUCKING LIKES YOU WADE

    Jake likes me

    OH ETHAN

    HEY PALLY PAL

    HEY OTHER ETHAN

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    THIS AUTSTIC FUCK SAID THIS TO ME

    Ngl that looks bad out of context

    WAIT THAT SAYS DUCK

    OH SHIT MY BAD

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Wade is rizzin frf JO

    πŸš¬πŸ—Ώ

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    YES I SAID DUCK BRO

    OK ACTUALLY MY BAD THEN

    I’m bored this is my recent emojis

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    WHY TF WOULD I WANNA TOUCH UR ITTY BITTY NONEXISTENT DICK?

    It’s 180 inches of nothingness

    unknown duder

    Yes, anything.

    get better memes

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    WHEN JAKE GOT A BIGGER ONE THAN U BITCH?

    I’ve checked, can confirm

    Rip Ethan

    Nice knowing you pal

    Alina1

    I’m bored this is my recent emojis

    πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί

    Ethan and Ethan should like…fuck

    Alina1

    I’m bored this is my recent emojis

    why does bro have the kyrgyzstan flag as one of their top emojis

    Toast ツ

    ethan thasts kind of a dick move

    What

    Heroin Monkey

    why does bro have the kyrgyzstan flag as one of their top emojis

    Because I was changing my bio

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I GOT HELLA CREATIVE WITH JAKES BIRTHDAY

    Me too

    Shoulda seen what I got him

    Toast ツ

    is this just now dawning on you?

    Some of us just have bad memories 😭

    Alina1

    Because I was changing my bio

    youre from kyrgyzstan

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I will slap the fucking shit out of you/

    Kinky

    Heroin Monkey

    youre from kyrgyzstan

    I’m Kazakh but my dad is Kyrgyz

    Toast ツ

    lol i can relate

    To which part?

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    DIE

    Stab me

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    NO BITCH DO IT YOURSELF

    Nah I’m goodm

    TOAST

    Heroin Monkey

    oh orgy for jakes birthday

    Yea we gotta do that on wje crew

    Mainly because it’s funny

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    I'm so tired....

    I’ll cuddle you

    Toast ツ

    i posted fire edits on there

    Do it on youuutyub

    Wade

    I’ll cuddle you

    Why are you cheating on me

    Anonymous

    Why are you cheating on me

    But he’s you and you’re him so TECHNICALLY I’m not

    Wade

    But he’s you and you’re him so TECHNICALLY I’m not

    ?

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    rat

    Degradation kink

    Wade

    Degradation kink

    😭

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    stop hitting on me smh smh

    I’ll hit you in the back of the head with a metal frying pan

    Who the fuck has that shit

    Comment deleted by β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck has that shit

    I have one somewhere probably idk

    Comment deleted

    Porn? I wanna cum

    Comment deleted by β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Same bro

    I’m always horny tho

    Comment deleted by β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    And I have the balls to not delete my horny comments πŸš¬πŸ—Ώ

    unknown duder

    I don’t have CapCut

    L

    Wade

    I’m always horny tho

    😏

    Anonymous

    😏

    Hotel, 8 pm, 5th floor, room 369

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Yea cuz u have no dignity

    I got no shame

    Wade

    Hotel, 8 pm, 5th floor, room 369

    Bet

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I will beat you and give you PTSD WITH THE SLIPPERS

    Sounds not, go ahead

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I will beat you and give you PTSD WITH THE SLIPPERS

    We all do

    Anonymous

    Bet

    Bring your Xbox

    do you think I have a good chance of winning the mod vote?

    Comment deleted by π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    because im thinking its either me or you whos gonna win

    Chunke Monke

    the fat rat carried my childhood

    BRO MAKES SUCH BANGERS

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    im telling JAKE

    DO IT ILL HIT ON HIM TOO

    Toast ツ

    ive got a red hood one

    A red hood edit?

    Toast for mod

    Comment deleted by β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Ok but guys can we call agree Amy would be terrible as mod?

    Wade

    Ok but guys can we call agree Amy would be terrible as mod?

    YES

    Wade

    Ok but guys can we call agree Amy would be terrible as mod?

    yuppers

    Toast don’t suck her dick too hard bro

    Rigging the votes is WILD

    Facts

    Then the deal she made with me

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    DID U NOTICE THE GUILT TRIPPING

    YES

    Bro she made Jake and I mods of wje crew anyways

    Comment deleted by β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    OPAL HAS TEA

    Opal had the best tea ngl

    Toast purposely messing up names since 2023:

    Toast ツ

    THE RED HOOD ONE IS SO FIRE BRO

    LINK LINK LINK

    BRB gotta feed dog

    Wade

    BRB gotta feed dog

    WHATS YOUR DOGS NAME

    Comment deleted by π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    TOAEST

    hold on rewatcbhing it because its fire

    Bro hes so fucking badass

    Wade

    Bak

    WHAT IS YOUR DOGS NAME

    That’s classified

    Doggy

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    Doggie Doggie

    I had to keep it away from my family

    DAYUM

    Ethan stop pretending that he isn’t dead he died two years ago

    Oh yeah I forgot that part

    Blud forgot the death of his own dog πŸ˜‚

    Elllla

    Failure

    Says the person who got a B in math

    Wait is this your sister that asked for my socials?

    Wade

    Wait is this your sister that asked for my socials?

    Yes

    Oh ok

    I love master baiting fish by the ocean, letting my inner sea man come out :D

    Chunke Monke

    I love master baiting fish by the ocean, letting my inner sea man come out :D

    πŸ˜‚

    Chunke Monke

    I love master baiting fish by the ocean, letting my inner sea man come out :D

    Quote this immediately ^^

    I don’t have the document 😭

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    IS WADE GETTING BUSY NAH BROS GETTING RIZZY """ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

    I can’t help it, it’s my inner Ryan Reynolds

    Wait someone shade him the link

    If he beats my ass I’ll clap his cheeks

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    ALSO IK YOUR CANADIAN

    he literally said that before

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    ALSO IK YOUR CANADIAN

    DUDE IM NOT I SWEWR

    Even offline my friends sometimes think I’m Canadian lmao

    Isn’t it your location on uwu?

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    HES MINE

    I am not

    Anonymous

    Isn’t it your location on uwu?

    u can change it

    Chunke Monke

    ima need to see dat green card

    It’s up my ass, just reach up there and grab it

    Comment deleted by Chunke Monke
    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    ^

    Opal I need you to provide me with audio of a dying rat

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    NON YO BUSINESS

    oh alr mb

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    exactly SO JAKES MINE

    Nuh uh

    I mean hey I’m free tho

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    ILL RUN ALL YALL ASSES INTO EA GROUND

    ME FIRST!

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    ILL RUN ALL YALL ASSES INTO EA GROUND

    like with what?

    Bro that Asian kid guy is the best user on here

    Anonymous

    Bro that Asian kid guy is the best user on here

    OUCH

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    imma take it bruh πŸ’€

    no if I pull out mah glock

    Toast ツ

    yo wade is it pink?

    nah, is it roast beef brown?

    Toast ツ

    yo wade is it pink?

    My nutsack? Lemme check

    does it look liek an arby's roast beef sandwich?

    Toast my balls are blue

    Is that bad?

    Wade

    Toast my balls are blue

    SPONGEBOB OPEN THE DOOR MY BALLS ARE STUCK

    HELP MY BALLS

    Chunke Monke
    Image

    Lmao

    Jake?

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    HELP ME FASTER

    NAAAAH

    Wade

    HELP ME FASTER

    I can help

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑
    Image

    That game gave me a headache

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    bark

    Cock cluck

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    GET EM GLOCKS FAST

    bet

    Cock my glock

    i was boutta say sum ting about madi being a dog but it very sussy baka

    Tell me and I’ll say it

    Comment deleted by Chunke Monke

    Got it

    Chunke Monke

    i was boutta say sum ting about madi being a dog but it very sussy baka

    HUH

    Chunke delete it I got it

    THERES A GROUP OF FURRIES AT MY SCHOOL

    AND THEY WRITE THEIR PROUNONS ON ALL THEIR PAPERS AND ITS A WHOLE LONG LIST

    Uhhhh

    Abortion

    More abortion?

    Like Amy

    Bugging buggin

    πŸš¬πŸ—Ώ

    jake is the type of person to put peanut butter on his dick and make madi go on all fours and suck the peanut butter off like a dog

    just imagine, a discord mod that's also a redditor and a 4channer who lives in his mother's basement who drinks gamer supps and g fuel and has E-kittens but is also a registered sex offender, a fatass that let's it crust instead of wiping, has greasy palms and has a small uncircumcised micropenis that is gay furry therian who has the pronouns, "ze/zir/zem", loud and obnoxious sissy femboy tranny and is a rule 34 artist and acts like a dog

    May in a nutshell

    Wade

    jake is the type of person to put peanut butter on his dick and make madi go on all fours and suck the peanut butter off like a dog

    based

    πŸ‘§πŸ½πŸΆπŸ₯œπŸ†πŸ˜

    Hey Chunke quick question

    Wade

    May in a nutshell

    REAL

    Ethan quick question

    I mean..you are a bitch sometimes

    TouchΓ©

    πŸ—Ώ 🚬 🍷

    lol I’m just joking I wanted to use that gif

    But I am, I’m skin and boneπŸ—Ώ

    No that’s uhhh…Toast

    That’s uhhhh Ethan

    Comment deleted by π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–
    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    wade when he cant have wilkin jacking him off

    HEY-

    NEVEE

    Also Madi is Jake done eating yet? Still waiting on him to beat my ass

    Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur

    Toast ツ

    i dont tbink weve formally met

    I sent her the entire Bee movie script on uwu like a month ago since I was bored

    …….yea ik I was confused at first

    Daniβ™‘

    …….yea ik I was confused at first

    lol good times

    Toast ツ

    its the first of the month

    so close

    Happy Early Birthday Dani

    tomorrows sunday.

    Toast ツ

    FLAPPPUYYY

    hi toastttt

    ETHAN U NEED BETTER PLANNING SKILLS THAN THAT BRU

    I did not get back to the RV till 1am and still had to take a shower…….

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Opal ik u ain't talking over there lookin like a man

    Frrrrrr tho

    Ethan that’s wild

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Yo Dani , u finna be on tmrw?

    I think I show tomorrow morning

    🍿

    Toast ツ

    HRUU

    I JS GOT IN AN ARGUMENT W SOMEONE BUT OTHERWISE IM FINE WBY?

    Flappy.

    I JS GOT IN AN ARGUMENT W SOMEONE BUT OTHERWISE IM FINE WBY?

    IM ORETYT GOOD

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    BRO U LOOK LIKE A THOT LMAO

    Stranger Things just got stranger

    We (were) but just shut your mouth

    Toast ツ

    WHO WAS IT WITH

    THIS GUY IM KINDDDDA FRIENDS WITH

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Give Jake head...... ik u can't do 8t better than madi lmao

    HOW DO YOU KNOW

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    I GOT THAT JAWLINE

    In what dream is this….

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    HOW GOOD SHE IS HUH?

    wouldnt you like to know

    Flappy.

    THIS GUY IM KINDDDDA FRIENDS WITH

    was it a stupid argument

    Toast ツ

    youre just mad she mogs you

    opal are you a mogger?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    HOW GOOD SHE IS HUH?

    Jaaaaaaaaaake

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    U prob have menopause so stfu

    .....wtf is this supposed to mean

    Toast ツ

    was it a stupid argument

    mmmm a little

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Look ig up bruh

    no i know what it is but like whats it supposed to be insulting

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    AHSUEHHE

    are you nutting to nate?

    Shit the cops

    shes old? πŸ’€

    Toast ツ

    are you nutting to nate?

    ???????????????????

    I still have to work………. And practice

    IM ACTUALLY SO TIRED I DONT WANNA GO TO THE MEET TMW

    oh shit I have volleyball game

    I want to sleep I got 2 hours of sleep

    (the other 11 ppl on here pls start talking I feel like a third wheel rn I'm actually begging you guys talk)

    (not you guys the other ppm who are not talking)

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Jake is gay

    I figured that out on day one

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you in trouble

    if you look back your gonna meet your death

    either by Jake Madi or dani or both

    Jake would kill for Madi just don't forget that

    not me I one first place like 6 times in a row at my last track meets

    I have a crazy mom and a crazy sis I can run fast af

    Daniβ™‘

    I have a crazy mom and a crazy sis I can run fast af

    same bro

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    *lawyer has advised MD not to fnish*

    no be a big man and finish the sentence

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Trust , im Mexican, im a fast runner πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ

    I'm half black and half Mexican so

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Blackie

    ;-;

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Trust , im Mexican, im a fast runner πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ

    i was gonna say something but i decided not to

    im such a good person

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    NAHHH BRO HAS THE SPEEDCAND THE HOPS

    I told you I was faster

    not tryna be racist but white ppl go and investigate weird noises black and hispanics run idc if it's a fucking rat I'm gone

    My trainer said we won’t get done till 12 or 1 ……

    Daniβ™‘

    My trainer said we won’t get done till 12 or 1 ……

    pm or am

    lol horses genuinely scare me

    they could fuck me up

    Daniβ™‘

    No shit

    YOU ASKED DONT BE GETTING SASSY

    but we had to put it down she had cancer

    Nateツ

    but we had to put it down she had cancer

    awh

    Not me running wild open and stoping and sliding then spinning and fast as I can

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    L+ratio +skill issue

    thats fucked up man

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    Sry lmao I js had 2

    mk

    Nateツ

    damn all alone once again

    hi

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    SHIT I NEED LINK AGAIN

    sounds like a skill issue

    Message me on there I can’t find u

    Nateツ

    wsg flappy

    nm, jus chilling rn wbu

    Flappy.

    nm, jus chilling rn wbu

    instigating shit

    Nateツ

    instigating shit

    ooh fun is it workin

    Flappy.

    ooh fun is it workin

    a little bit

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    "Stay in school kids"

    *drops out*

    Nateツ

    a little bit

    nice nice

    apples do you just come and go?