Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Leftoids think that the more wood a gun has, the less lethal it is. So add more wood to your gun. Their brains are that simple. Big black/grey metal = scary death machine, but wood = old geezer fart hunting rifle. That's how retarded they are. It makes leftist cowards easier to execute, and makes the gun more aesthetically pleasing as an added bonus.