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that feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday
Matt, or anyone, when was ingens main/first acc made?
Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more
when you're just a chill guy but the yns with knee surg tmrw getting hawk tuahed on by the uncs rizzing the gruzz but lowkey fw the huzz
Ok, we all know the web is truly toast when we actually start looking at the jokes, side of the web
Bro im so angry at my body cause sometimes when i fart it's boiling hot and it hurts so bad and it always smells like eggs 😿
that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow
When it rains it pours,
from the pen to king to screen tthats my ring drama when I king I belive I see it my hart I fly through star and reach cloud
V, bro, I already know because may told me on Bitrix, and when did I say sorry?
so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more
You can’t allow people to get away with things that are completely over-the-top and outrageous. If you allow your 2 year old to smear the contents of his diapers on the wall of your living room, if you allow your 14 year old to light a joint at the breakfast table, if you allow your hormone-addled 15 year old daughter to slam the door of her bedroom and give you the finger, you’re gonna get MORE OF IT. And those kids… Read more
chat type diddy in here or you're gay (time limit ends when poll ends)
(This does not imply to a broad spectrum of people) so, it must be pretty nice to have the upper advantage huh, knowing that you carry that guilt of the mistakes you made that have cost you much; and knowing you have advantages to your disposal. but you know when all is said done it carries but you're mistakes* have made me face Juvy and others, because they were right about you and I should have listened. js know that you have that doubt in you that will carry for a long time.
my mom might take my computer when i get home so js in case, byeee
when ur first dance is with a 12yo... and you have to touch her feet for a grade... and you are 16... and she's like 4'8... and looks like a 4th grader...
Ethan we gotta talk, msg me on the wje btrix when u can.
well free chat and memes q: when was sonic created?
Yall need jesus jesus is good. he dose great he will save you. he will heal you. he wll get rid of depression. he can do the impossible. Hes amazing. A frw months ago i was stealing money i was stealing and hideing electonics i was sneaking out i was lying but just tody i got baptized, god changed me. i stopped self harm i stopped lying i stopped cheating. all my bad went away. all because of him, God is amazing. How… Read more
IM IN THE THICK OF IT EVERYBODY KNOWS
FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING TO THE PEN TO THE KING WHERES MY CROWN THATS MY BLING ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING SEE I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART SHASH THROUGH THE CEILING CAUSE IM REACHING FOR THE STARS