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Assalum Alayum Bitches, it's your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. I just wanted to say that I took a break from this corrupted website and I have learned from my mistakes. And I admit, I was being creepy, and being a pedophile, but I'm sorry. I am also fluent in two languages, not 50. They are American and Ancient Albanian Sign Language. And that's because I'm not actually the YouTuber Language Simp. I am just a huge fan of what he does on the platform and I am learning languages beside him. I'm sorry for being a creep and saying mean things. I want another chance. I took a break, and I'm really ready to redeem myself, I swear. :)

Once upon a chilling night, in the darkest corners of the internet, an unsettling occurrence took place. Adolf Hitler, the infamous dictator, somehow managed to rise from the ashes and found himself in the most unexpected forum - Worst Jokes Ever. This eerie spectacle caught the attention of the five moderators who oversaw the site.

Dagger, known for his ruthless enforcement of rules, couldn't hide his excitement. H… Read more

The True Dagger

It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a d… Read more

Once upon a time, in the vast virtual realm of the internet, there existed a website called Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where users from all corners of the world shared their most cringe-worthy jokes. But behind the scenes, there lurked a powerful, elderly moderator known only as Dagger.

Dagger was an enigma, stalking the website's virtual alleys like a stealthy alligator. His ban hammer struck with ruthless pr… Read more

you're standing alone outside in the rain at night. Two portals suddenly open in front of you. In one you can see a beautiful sky world and in the other a dark place with many forests and cliffs. In each portal a man now stands and asks you if you want to join their world and fight against the other world to protect your own world. The man in the dark portal is wearing leather clothes and is about thirty years old, the person in the portal next to him is wearing white robes and also has a golden sword. But he doesn't seem particularly likeable to you. which world will you join? What do they offer you and what will you do after entering the portal?

I’m going to get double jaw surgery in an hour I’m still home my mom is gonna drive me in thirty minutes I’m so scared lol I saw videos of people recovering an apparently it takes a bit longer then the other one I got Anyways I won’t be posting for two to three days because I have to stay in the hospital for a while :) I’m scared I’ll miss you all As soon as I finish I’ll make a post

Hey, people! My stepmother had been to the store with my baby brother today. She came home at 14:30 or something, (European time) she asked me to help her carry the groceries bags. [note: the bags are made out of plastic]

I did as I was asked for. The stairs I had to walk down has 18 steps. (yes, I count every step in a staircase when I walk in one.) The staircase ain’t very steep. The ninth step is big, you can f… Read more

Sorry I havent been on Aaden nd V, I wont be on until after the tree-lighting again so idk when and if or, or ill be back but hope yall had a nice past two days

Greetings. I think I'm going to get my math result tomorrow. Hello to the two people online.

Not that the four people online or most of you at all give a shit but two announcements. One being I am finally going to be moving out of an abusive situation and two (for unrelated reasons) I will be on hiatus for a little while so I can get over some shit. Said hiatus will start at 7:30 pm my time

Hallö Matthias^^

here was a big discussion. The Users on this site are calling Germans Nazis and insulting us. I've warned them before, but they haven't stop. Is it normal to insult others and give a f*ck about their feelings? These guys are so rude und disrespectful. An hour or two hours ago we entered a Chat und there was someone (i don't want to mention a name) who told Husky to leave the chat directly. Is this o… Read more

Hey so for people who didn’t get it or got confused in the mess of people like I did here are the new rules and stuff for wje. (Everything is copy pasted from either wade or Jake)

First off, the new terms for a ban are repeated spamming, repeated insults, inappropriate pictures, and alting

Bans will be discussed between two or more mods as well, so if there is an issue, just let one of us know

You are all to welco… Read more

Uh oh, and here we go Yeah, that's Mike E. Clark And we're the Insane Clown Posse And this here is the chop chop slide If you heard something similar to this Fuck that, 'cause we the shit Juggalos, what's our signal? Whoop-whoop! That's right! Now what we gonna do is clap four times quickly and bust the signal Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! Yeah, not bad, not bad But let's do it again, some of y'all were a little slow on … Read more

Are you gonna let me in? Hello? Hello?" 2:45 and the bell went off, thank God Many people think I'm odd But I talk with no one and I walk alone And I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone I get home and I don't say hi, it ain't no one there I don't care, I walk in and go right up the stairs To my room, get in bed, and just wait for dark Because that's when the real show starts Tap, tap on the glass go the piece of ass So… Read more

Wanna know how Bored Panda’s community reacted to May’s Pokémon card? You’ve come to the right place! I posted it on 2 different challenges and already got a reaction! Can’t wait to check it again in a day or two!

Anime Music Videos (AMVs) are a popular genre on YouTube, where creators sync clips from anime series with music, often creating a narrative or thematic connection between the two. However, there are concerns that AMVs could potentially be harmful to the platform. This essay argues that AMVs can lead to copyright infringement, dilute original content, and potentially misrepresent the original anime. Firstly, AMVs oft… Read more