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New Matchup: Soop VS Heroin Congrats to Wade! I'm not rigging this poll, it's not my fault that you fucks can't handle losing a fucking vote. You are the ones alting and cheating, and YOU are gonna have to fix that yourselves.

GET YO GODDAMN DISCORD SERVER MUTING VERBALLY POLLUTING MENTALLY NON-COMPUTING NO JOB HAVING CAN'T AFFORD A CAR YOU DRIVE A WAGON YOU MAKEUP DOSEN'T COVER UP FOR WHAT YOU LACKING YOUR FATHER'S EXPECTATIONS YOU'RE UNABLE TO SURPASS THEM LOOKING ASS BACK! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU SAYING BITCH YOU BOUT' UGLY AS HELL BITCH YOU ASKED YOUR BARBER TO GIVE YO FOREHEAD THE SHOWER CURTAIN SPECIAL SHUT YO LITTLE UGLY ASS UP AND BRO… Read more

@Jake and the rest of the WJE community | I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. My goal wi… Read more

Agent Stone was racing through Nevada, hot on the tail of the notorious clown known as Sweet Tooth. The twisted ice cream truck crept around the dark alleyways, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. As Agent Stone rounded the corner, he spotted Sweet Tooth up ahead, revving his engine and preparing to make a swift escape. Determined not to let the criminal get away this time, Stone pressed down on the gas pedal… Read more

Guys Can I have some advice? I'm having some issues with my dad atm : - my step-mum screamed at me and my brother calling us liars and that we were bitching about them but, we never were - my dad is denying it happened even tho he was there. He's only doing it coz my step-mum is his wife - i get underfed when I visit him There are loads more that I don't remember I can't speak to my mum abt it tho coz she'll tell me to message my dad which is the last thing I want to do or that she'll message my dad which is another one of the last things I want to do

hi this is shaylies mom i finaly desided to let ZEPHER know she died in the hospital hear is a son g for you from her https://youtu.be/7qaHdHpSjX8

Yo, theres some fucker out there saying 'white is right' an shit. an sayin the n word wtf. can we get rid of tehm somehow?

Okay, I need to clarify things since apparently some people don't know how to read. The mod vote will consist of THREE PRE-CHOSEN CANDIDATES who have each been nominated by a mod. NOBODY IS "RUNNING," NOBODY NEEDS TO APPLY. The post I made was to REGISTER to be a VOTER.

***IF YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO VOTE YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THE STEPS ON THAT POST. MESSAGE ME PRIVATELY IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS***

https://worstjokesever.com/community/p/65e1f5e16dfbf9f368e8bf99

Recovering from surgery. I look like I’m high because the anaesthesia on half my face hasn’t worn off yet

Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.

Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a … Read more

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Kris, Poppy Sucker, Donut Drawzz, Toasty, ‘n’ Thoughtless Candidates in the mod vote, it's a big mess Worst Jokes Ever burning, tensions running high But we didn't rig the mod vote, no need to cry (Chorus) We didn't rig the mod vote It's a battle of ideas, let the best one promote We didn't rig the mod vote Fair and square, may the most deserving get afloat (Verse 2) Thoughtless promises order, rules and regulation P… Read more

I'm tryna line a headshot (okay) Catch a few collaterals like Deadshot (haha, haha) I let the flesh rot (wassup?) Chop him down until I see his legs drop (haha, haha, okay)