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Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.
It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more
Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction
I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?
I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving … Read more
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more
The Ferrari F40 (Type F120) is a mid-engine, rear-wheel drive sports car engineered by Nicola Materazzi with styling by Pininfarina. It was built from 1987 until 1992, with the LM and GTE race car versions continuing production until 1994 and 1996 respectively. As the successor to the 288 GTO (also engineered by Materazzi), it was designed to celebrate Ferrari's 40th anniversary and was the last Ferrari automobile pe… Read more
Alex stood at the edge of the village, watching as the sun began to set over the horizon. She had just returned from another long day of mining and crafting, and was looking forward to some rest and relaxation.
As she started to make her way towards her house, she noticed a strange figure standing in the distance. It was an Iron Golem, towering over the buildings with its imposing presence. She had seen many of them… Read more
Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky, and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place, go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night, what we've got in store Whisper in my ear t… Read more
(Requested by Anonymous)
Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.
"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.
"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"
Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo… Read more
Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.
Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a … Read more
One evening in Beaver Hollow, a most deranged tale unfolded within the notorious Van der Linde gang at the peak of their desperation. The sun had set on another chaotic day, casting eerie shadows through the dense forest. Little did anyone know, this evening would be filled with unimaginable horror.
Arthur Morgan, known for his unpredictable nature and mischievous spirit, had been growing tired of Dutch's leadership… Read more
The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.
Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more
Once upon a chilling night, in the darkest corners of the internet, an unsettling occurrence took place. Adolf Hitler, the infamous dictator, somehow managed to rise from the ashes and found himself in the most unexpected forum - Worst Jokes Ever. This eerie spectacle caught the attention of the five moderators who oversaw the site.
Dagger, known for his ruthless enforcement of rules, couldn't hide his excitement. H… Read more
Once upon a time, in the vast virtual realm of the internet, there existed a website called Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where users from all corners of the world shared their most cringe-worthy jokes. But behind the scenes, there lurked a powerful, elderly moderator known only as Dagger.
Dagger was an enigma, stalking the website's virtual alleys like a stealthy alligator. His ban hammer struck with ruthless pr… Read more
A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER (Part 2) Dagger discreetly entered the run down, filthy house, a vile smell filling his nostrils The eerie silence engulfed him as Dagger stood outside BlackHumorKing's door, his trembling hand gripping his namesake dagger. The door creaked open, revealing the unsuspecting jester within. The bright computer light gave Dagger a good view of the degenerate stealing his thunder. He … Read more
A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more
GENESIS 43 Joseph’s Brothers Return to Egypt 1Now the famine was severe in the land. 2And when they had eaten the grain that they had brought from Egypt, their father said to them, “Go again, buy us a little food.” 3But Judah said to him, “The man solemnly warned us, saying, ‘You shall not see my face unless your brother is with you.’ 4If you will send our brother with us, we will go down and buy you food. 5But if yo… Read more
GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more
GENESIS 37 Joseph’s Dreams 1Jacob lived in the land of his father’s sojournings, in the land of Canaan. 2These are the generations of Jacob. Joseph, being seventeen years old, was pasturing the flock with his brothers. He was a boy with the sons of Bilhah and Zilpah, his father’s wives. And Joseph brought a bad report of them to their father. 3Now Israel loved Joseph more than any other of his sons, because he was th… Read more
GENESIS 28 1So Isaac called for Jacob and blessed him. Then he commanded him: “Do not marry a Canaanite woman. 2Go at once to Paddan Aram, to the house of your mother’s father Bethuel. Take a wife for yourself there, from among the daughters of Laban, your mother’s brother. 3May God Almighty bless you and make you fruitful and increase your numbers until you become a community of peoples. 4May he give you and your de… Read more
GENESIS 19 Sodom and Gomorrah Destroyed 1The two angels arrived at Sodom in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. When he saw them, he got up to meet them and bowed down with his face to the ground. 2“My lords,” he said, “please turn aside to your servant’s house. You can wash your feet and spend the night and then go on your way early in the morning.” “No,” they answered, “we will spend the ni… Read more
GENESIS 18 The Three Visitors 1The Lord appeared to Abraham near the great trees of Mamre while he was sitting at the entrance to his tent in the heat of the day. 2Abraham looked up and saw three men standing nearby. When he saw them, he hurried from the entrance of his tent to meet them and bowed low to the ground. 3He said, “If I have found favor in your eyes, my lord, do not pass your servant by. 4Let a little wat… Read more