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Once upon a chilling night, in the darkest corners of the internet, an unsettling occurrence took place. Adolf Hitler, the infamous dictator, somehow managed to rise from the ashes and found himself in the most unexpected forum - Worst Jokes Ever. This eerie spectacle caught the attention of the five moderators who oversaw the site.

Dagger, known for his ruthless enforcement of rules, couldn't hide his excitement. H… Read more

Anyone on rn I see seven people and is anyone else having s huge winter storm rn

dear matthais sorry if i spelled your name wrong but worst jokes ever has gone to hell , i want to talk to you about me making a community guidlines form where if followed will result in a perfect worst jokes ever , i have valid reasons on why we should do this. 1. to know who to ban and who not to ban 2. to see who violated guidlines 3. to see if someone is abusing mod. I would create a community guidline but i need your help to code it into worst jokes ever as when you join you go through the community guidlines - sincerly - im with stupid

When you first see an okapi, you might think it's related to a horse or a zebra. Its body and neck are horse-like, and its legs have black-and-white stripes like a zebra does. But the okapi is not related to a horse or a zebra; its closest relative is actually the giraffe. In fact, okapis are sometimes called forest giraffes, since they live mainly in the rain forests of central Africa. An okapi's relationship to a g… Read more

Guys I can explain okay Before you all attack me Please I want to explain what happened So first off yes I have a bf and he is real. Second off he isn’t my alt. I do have similar grammar compared to him but it’s bc we both have the same mother tongue. Third off we’re legit in the same house right now. I have photo proof. I live in an apartment above a convenience store so I was getting food because it was lunchtime right and he wanted to go on. I came back and saw what was happening. I tried to explain. See that makes sense right.

Harry potter-Book 4-Chapter 32-page 638 "kill the spare" A swishing noise and a second voice, which screeched the words to the night: "Avada Kedavra!" A blast of green light blazed through Harry's eyelids, and he heard something heavy fall to the ground beside him; the pain in his scar reached such a pitch that he reached. and then it diminished; terrified of what he was about to see, he opened his stinging eyes. Cedric was lying spread-eagled on the ground beside him. He was dead. That.. I. Made me cry...

see y’all next year

you're standing alone outside in the rain at night. Two portals suddenly open in front of you. In one you can see a beautiful sky world and in the other a dark place with many forests and cliffs. In each portal a man now stands and asks you if you want to join their world and fight against the other world to protect your own world. The man in the dark portal is wearing leather clothes and is about thirty years old, the person in the portal next to him is wearing white robes and also has a golden sword. But he doesn't seem particularly likeable to you. which world will you join? What do they offer you and what will you do after entering the portal?

bye Kind People Of Worst Jokes Ever thank you for nothing <3 goodbye again insults to motherfuckers <3 see you never <3

The Gigachad is happy to see everyone doing well. The Gigachad is also sad a stupid beta female named Opal framed his beautiful wife, The Gigastacey.

Good evening WJE... I've got a feeling there's gonna be lots of misanthropy. Matt in the sky has a frown on his face. And he's waving a goodbye to the American race....

Oh boy it's sad to see... what's become of WJE..........

GOOD EVENING WJE!

Breaking my hiatus to say that I will be extending my hiatus until I go on Christmas break. It's gonna be another busy week for me so I'll be focusing on school stuff mostly. I MIGHT check uwu occasionally, but don't expect me to be on there all the time. Hope everything's going well for you all, see you soon!

I'm going to force myself to be completely offline for the next week so I can focus on important stuff. I won't be on here, I won't be on uwu, but I MIGHT check my discord now and then, so if any of you have me added on there and there's like a horrific emergency, that'll be the only way you can reach me. I'm going radio silent, see you all in 7 days.

THE PLAN:

Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."

Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect o… Read more

I'm sick of seeing shit ass posts that have no meaning. From now on, any post that is not remotely relevant will be deleted. They take up unnecessary amounts of space and bury the important posts. I have to scroll for 2 minutes to find a chat I left yesterday. You bitchass zoomers clearly can't control yourselves and infect this website.

everyone's trying to kill themselves. This is not worth it. You see your problems, right? You see them. They're tough! They're hard! This is the path of life! Challenges come and go! This is to make you a stronger person! This is to train you for the path ahead! Don't waste your hard work growing up by slitting your neck or hurling yourself down a cliff! It's not worth it! There are always at least ONE person to help… Read more

Yo, what's crackalakin my nigga? This ya boy EDP445, voice of the streets, and I gotta set the record straight. Now, some haters out there tryna paint me as the villain, but I'm here to spit truth straight from my soul. So, lemme address these allegations and justify that I ain't done no wrong.

First off, these accusations don't hold no weight. People sayin' I did this or that, but where's the proof? I'm innocent ti… Read more

btw I see people asking "wtf happened to the stig he used to be cool" no he never was

https://worstjokesever.com/@thestig/community

I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

There exists a world that you can only reach between 3:30 and 3:33 am, before you travel I must advise you of a few rules,

Rule #1. No matter how lovely they are Do not pick the flowers If you do, you’ll never get rid of them.

rule #2. If you see a tall man with no face Just keep walking. Whatever you do, do not stop to look at him.

rule #3. If someone offers you tea, politely decline and keep walking, if they follow you Run. Anything is better than drinking the tea.

and rule #4, The most important of them all. Wear a watch at all times, Time is weird there and if you don’t have a clock on you time will warp into Nothingness and you won’t know when to leave.

thats all, safe travels