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Shower thoughts. U know u have serious acne when blind people try to read ur face-As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook-Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969— Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.-If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

Shower Thoughts:

- Cheating in exams is just studying at the wrong time. - Parents are the opposite of fake friends. They have your back when you aren't there and talk shit about you to your face. - Technically, the biggest difference between surfing and snowboarding is just the temperature of the water. - If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? - Does a straw have one hole or two? - Can you daydream at night? - When you’re alone in a room, you’re the only person in the world who can see what you can. - Millions of people are in synchronization with your breathing right now.

Well guys, it seems I've befallen the same fate as Hailey and Caitlyn. My mom made a strange and sudden discovery about my usage of this site and flipped her lid. As such, I'm not allowed on here. Don't think I'm gone though. I'll be back, trust me. You'll know me when you see me. Until then, Chad King Jake out!

I don't understand all of you. half of the anons see this site and think " D r a m a " and what do they come to see? DRAMA. why is there drama? BC HALF OF THE PPL ON THIS SITE ARE LITTLE KIDS AND THE OTHER HALF ARE TEENAGERS. teens arguing with little kids. its something in my dreams man. meaning it's not normal. so fucking stop man.

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I have something I wanna say, I am so sorry for all the drama I caused on here I don't know how they found out but if I was never on here then there wouldn't be no drama so I think ima quit for a few hours and i'm soo sorry. <3 I love y'all as a friend including you dagger lol <3 see y'all later

Hey Matt, I’m not sure when or even if you’ll see this, but I wanted to talk about something I’ve been thinking about for a while. I’m not one to ask for things like this, but at this point I think it’s necessary. I’d like to request moderator status. As you might have seen, things have been...not ideal lately, to say the least. There’s hackers, bullies, etc., all over the place. I do my best to try and settle things down around here, but words can only go so far. If it’s alright with you, I’d like to become a mod so I can do a better job at helping people on here. Thanks.

Alright, I’m leaving, and I suggest everyone else should too. The hackers won’t do anything if nobody’s on. I doubt they’d stick around. I think a lot of people need a little break right now, so maybe take one. I’ll see you all in a bit.

I'll be on later on so I'll see y'all later if y'all want to ask me some questions then comment below here and yes I like dagger so plz don't start spamming it

GENESIS 8 1But God remembered Noah and all the wild animals and the livestock that were with him in the ark, and he sent a wind over the earth, and the waters receded. 2Now the springs of the deep and the floodgates of the heavens had been closed, and the rain had stopped falling from the sky. 3The water receded steadily from the earth. At the end of the hundred and fifty days the water had gone down, 4and on the sev… Read more

With Halloween just around the corner (or already happening for many people), I found it fitting to conclude this series of questions with one relating to the holiday. And so, here it is:

What is your FAVORITE CANDY? Which one makes your eyes light up when you look into your bag? Which one makes your tongue tingle in excitement? There seems to be a lot of location variance on here so I’m very interested in seeing the replies!!

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

Jesus, I was gone for a day, and I came back to some bullshit about Anons being absolute retards and comments being deleted, and other people commenting on how disgusting they were. I kind of wanted to see them, not gonna lie.