Pee Community

would you rather pee an apple or shit a watermelon

Peeing with a boner is harder than dark souls

As the Great Cletus said,

“Eggs don’t belong in a chicken’s eye, it belongs in their pee-poo-birth-hole.”

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98% of Harvard students fail this riddle. I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry, I mean guys gotta pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities. I make pancakes brown and your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me I'll pop, if you look at me you'll pop. Can you answer the riddle? Find the answer here on Monday around 10:50

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