Wsg

You’re dead.

😨

But how?

huh

An outsider!

HOLLOWWWWW

HOLLOWWWWW

"It's okay I have over 500000000 power in rise of kingdoms" type shi

JAKEEEE

HOLLOWWWW

HOW’VE YOU BEEN MAN?

I'VE BEEN GOOD HBU??

Who are you

ws

IM GREAT MAN, SO MUCH HAS CHANGED

IK

hey jake

Sup toast

HOLLOW GUESS WHAT

WHAT??

Jake I just followed you

IM A MOD NOW

Is he an OF

OG

same here!

YES AN OG

Nice

JAKE

WHAT

HEY JALE

NO WAY!

YES WAY

MUAHAHAHA

THAT'S CRAZY

HEHE

GUESS WHAT ELSE

WHAT

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

AND SHE IS

SO

FUCKING

PERFECT

HEHEHEHE

GOOD FOR YOU MAN I PROUD OF YOU!

THANKS DUDE

NP

Wait is dagger still here?

HE LEFT FOR A WHILE BUT ALSO SORTA STAYED ON BUT NOW HE'S BACK

(sorta)

LET'S GOO!!!!!

REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOT ME TO PLAY DDLC

MUAHAHAHA MEMES

OMG I REMEMBER THAT!

IVE PLAYED SO MANY MEME MODS LMAO

I HAVEN'T PLAYED DDLC IN A HOT MINUTE

Wait Jake do you have a discord?

YEAH

alternativeSymphony

Bet ima add you

sick

Added u

HOLY SHITBALLS AN OG

Yo

Hey Wade

wsp og

Wsp

hru?

Good hbu

same

Hey man, I uh wanted to apologize for yesterday if I came off a bit harsh, I didn’t mean to

nah its chill

That's great

Love your Hollow Knight memes

U sure? I don’t want any bad blood between us or anythin

yeah its fine

Alr thanks

Thanks man!

No problem! I followed ur new account too

Thanks I really appreciate it!

No problem! Did u finish Hazbin Hotel?

yes

Yes I did very good show!

Ikr?

All his eggy boys died

exept 1

Yea

Proof the Hotel works

why hasn't Opal been on?

Idk

Also when u get a chance chek uwu

alr

hello

SHY

SHYY

SHYYY

hey shy

Bro there so many Alastors on this site

angel slug dude

chill hi

egg boi

boi

hey thoughtless

are there? maybe he’s a good character?

Ik but there’s like 5

hi toast

whom?

you

the other one

ya, sir, p is better tho

the other other one

U, the one named Alastor, then the other one with the 0, then the radio demon

do you watch Hazbin Hotel?

he ruined alastor’s coat and he’s a slug. but he makes cool things ig and EGG BOIZ

hell no

i’m A radio demon and this one (obviously)

why

No another Radio Demon

yeah ik

i think

this one? worstjokesever.com/@alastortheradiodemon

i gtg for a sec but i’ll come back before 10 mins

bye shy

wsg

hey amy

sir p is a slug, convince me otherwise

or a snake

i’m the radio demon

Oh ok

Are you the other 3?

nah

amy

The Water Boy?

uhuh

the Gaydio Demon

Noice

That's wild 🥶

Lol

i’m also angel dust

i should make an alt of that

What’s up guys

“Call me Dickmaster..”

no blud

ingenious

Adam....

the first man…

First to die

Yo

change the pfp

”all of humanity came from these fucking nuts!”

Why

*next* to die

Real🤑🤑🤯 (it's me)

The original dick

lol ik

because

You don't get to end this! I'm fucking Adam! I'm THE fucking man, and you're just some fucking clown or something. I started everything on Earth! All of mankind came from these fucking nuts! You all should be worshiping me! You ungrateful, disgusting, fucking losers!"

Nanananana Guitar solo fuck yeahhh!

its not funny

its just doxxing

dont stoop down to kris's level

"And YOU'RE... fuck-- fuck you... you red piece of f--, too much fucking red... fuck. Shut up!" ―Adam, stuttering angerly when getting overrun by Alastor's gremlins

why do you keep changing ur pfp

mm yes poetry of the finest sort

Just because you see a smile, don't think you know what's going on underneath. A smile is a valuable tool, my dear. It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that, no matter what comes your way, YOU'RE the one in control."

Wsg wade

trying to find a good one

Wsg Ingenious

thank you

Of Water Boy?

yeah

I'm fuckin bored man

I like this one

Same

Same I have been packing for hours

oops i went on the wrong chat

😭

bruh

what's everyone doing rn?

Packing

Being lazy

brushing my teeth bc bed

captain insano shows no mercy

Yes

At least it’s Saturday I’m not looking forward to Monday at all

I am

what time is it, for me its like 4:00

Tf bro😭😭

It’s 4:14

What the fu-

I am concerned

I got some weird shit in my camera role

MORE furry porn????

Same bro

hi

LEOOOO

Wsg

hi toast

Tf 😭😭

I love dsaf

hey leo

how have you been?

im leaving wje

Same

yall weird asf

Why?

Respect

awww :(

I made this lol

it’s 22:16

its been awful for my mental health, maybe ill go on soon but its been nice knowing yall

damn alr

bye leo

are you on uwu?

Ok

Damn well we will miss u!

Welp I literally never talked to you ever but bye

Dormammuammu

ok.

Dorime

wait if alastor from hazbin hotel are vaggie would he be a cannibal (ik he is already but still) or would he just be a demon eating a yummi angel head?

*ate

Both

Hazbin hotel is cringe

fr

she’s technically an angel but why she in hell is she a sinner?

Yeeeerrr

..

I’m a sinner

U didn’t watch the show did u?

oh she’s a fallen angel i forgot

Sort of but no

Wade I did not know you liked this show

I dont

😭

Do u?

No my sister made me watch it its cringe

Lol

Yeah

oof

it is a little cringe, the reasons for being enemies and fighting ig, vox and alastor made me cringe too much heh

Naw its just bad and all the jokes are the same tbh

Not why at all shy

i know but that’s cringe i think

Dam

wait shy's here?

Shy is Radio

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe?

OOHHHH

lol

well spotted. i thought i acted like me. did i?

I am here and now I am gone

Yep

Hi Opal bye opal

Hi Wade bye Wade

OPPPPPAPAA:L:LAAAL

OPALLLLL

OPALALALALALAALAA

goodbye opal. have you any friends? if no i can call you nopal bc artemis fowl and lack of friends

HEY OPAL

🍿

HI TOAST

olal

C O R N Y

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

BAD

BC

N O W H Y

MY PARENTS FOUND ALL MY SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS

OH

Nooo

THATS NOT GOOD

lovely!

L

YOU GET IN TROUBLE?

hiiiiiiiiide theeeeeeeeeeeeeem (or if you did that’s not good your parents aren’t complete idiots and know you and where you would hide things so don’t think like you

No they just know I have them

How do I run away?

1 open noor

2 get the hell out of the open noor

oh that's not too bad

you have escaped the confines of humanity!!

I HATE EVERYONE

i don’t think i was helpful. ?

lol

OPAL

WHAT

can we talk on uwu?

I ship u guys

hi opal

but it’s the easiest way to explain, just get the hell outside and you’ve escaped unless you’re nomad and you live on a llamas ass

ooooh

NO NO NO I HAVE MY SHIPS FOR YOU TOO AND I WILL SAY THEM ON HERE

BET

OPAL CAN WE?

PLEASE DO IM BORED

YES

oooooooooh

IGNORE THE SHIPS

Ship? Yes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

opal x unfunny

Opal X Toast

best ship

am i shipped with anyone!

*?

No

ur asexual, no

Wade I ship you with Jake

And Many other people

i am shipped with writing ! instead of ?

Accurate

nah i don’t think so

opal x dagger jr

Jake is my Spiderman

GAE

STOP

alastor is aroace

I thought that was ingenious 😭

ok

Not a thing

and i’m not :)

dp and opal

Jake is my Spider-Man, Toast is my Wolverine, I still need a role for Ingeniousn

wade? i’m dumb ok i forgot the name

Ingenious can be my Bob

STOP RN

Besides I know all the love interests in here

donut and the creator of hello kitty fr

oooooh whom?

what was that

IVE BEEN SUMMONED

THATS MY LINE

YOU HAVE BEEN SHIPPED WITH HELLO KITTY CREATOR

Wsg Madi

FUCK OFF ITS MINE NOW WADE

Ima go eat much see ya

Hi ingeniousss

Bye

Bye Divkmaster!

How are you?

Lunch*

WHOS THE CREATOR OF HELLO KITTY?

Jake

Im good hru

oh

goodbye first dick person thing man creature proud of fucking nuts dude

hell yeah ship jake with me yall

hes hot asf

Ofc we ship yall

Where is Spider-Man?

idk

he came in my ass fr

…

Daddy jake is both spidey and hello kitty

Yuko Shimizu (清水 侑子, Shimizu Yūko, born 1 November 1946) is the Japanese designer who created Hello Kitty. She was born in Japan. After graduating from Musashino Art University, she joined Sanrio.

OLD MAN

That means Donut is gay?

NO UDHBUIBHIUD

thats cool though tbh

Lol

didnt know it was an old lady

oldi gal she war

Me neither

she pedo for you

EW

THE VOICE ACTOR

Me neither but I knew she was Japanese

FOR HELLO KITTY

UGLY ASF

SEND

Ingenious do you wanna be my Bob?

my brain is tired i better go or ig i can stay and talk like a baby

what do u prefer?

Yes daddy

Bob

BOB THE BUILDER

sixpack

Hydra Bob

BRO

GUESS WHT

LEMME SHOW U THIS SHIT

fireman sam

VSGVYUGVSU

in the country i live in fireman and sam rhyme

SHOW WHAT

MY FRIEND TOOK THAT PICTURE BC I COULDNT SCREENSHOT OR SWYER WPULD BE MAD

Jake is my Spider-Man, Toast is my Wolverine, Ingenious is my Bob, and I’d say Dagger is my Cable

............

Nice

WHY BRO WANT TO SEE U LIKE THTT?

MADIIIIIIIII

IDK BRO IT WAS SO LATE

Anyways I’m gonna go now because I have to keep packing bye !

Kill yourself, escape from the Satan's labyrinth.

VIGOOO

Well that’s crazy

HI TOASTTT

Bye Bob!

he so yucky

shut up gusto

BUT MADI

YES

HRUUUU

I’m lowkey telling his gf

Hey Shy

IM GOOD HRU

bc like

SHE TOO GOOD FOR HIM FR

TELL HER EMILY

Your mom should've swallowed you, vermin.

ND HE CHEATING ON HER WITH ME WHICH NOT OKAY

Shut up Shy

I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT FREAK

HES A FUCK BOY

STOP FALLING

Who the fuck is Shy.

FOR FUCK BOYS EMILY

Wow so believable

Ok, Dagger Jr.

wait ur shy?

Dagger Jr doesn’t make alts, this is Shy

Why would it be Shy

You don't know everything about this world, stop jumping to conclusions.

Odds are, read what she said and the pfp is a literal dragon

Nah I’m good, timing is too convenient, you’re Shyfagon

My profile picture is a gator in a suit.

Close enough

Imagine making an alt just to be a dick

Still don't know how you can draw assumptions to where you believe I'm this person "Shy".

What fucking alt, I

smh

shy

what happen now

You’re bad at alting

I'm not an alt.

I’m the alt king not you

Bullshit

I agree with that since I'm not an alt.

I've stumbled upon this site when trying to find 9/11 jokes.

You are, and how would you know I have alts?

is it Dagger jr

This site would not be a top search result for 9/11 jokes

Because you literally said you're the "Alt King", making me conclude the fact you make a lot of them.

No, Dagger Jr wouldn’t go this deep, and he uses his main to be an asshole

true

Or..you’re Shy.

thats why i ate his sushi

The timing is too convenient, you arrive right after she “leaves”

his cat isnt the gigidy of the chads

who leaves.

WAIT

The first thing you do is insult Opal, which is what Shy did when Opal got on

HDBBY(HU

You’re too obvious

ohhhh

So? I'm not those idiots who just clicks the first result that pops up when they search something up.

yeah thats Opal

yup.

100% Opal

Not Opa, it’s Shy

I'm not Opal.

opal stop being a pain in the ass

who tf is shy?

Opal doesn’t Alt

shy dragon?

Neither am I Shy.

Shy Dragon

oh they annoying asf too

they had those pfps