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Ah, yes. The oldest pedophile on this website. How’s that working for you, Ashton?

Your mum is up. She’s wondering why you took her iPad and why you’re snort laughing at 3AM. She’s not happy that your stole her ketchup flavoured Cheetos either.

Yes you are I’ve heard your terrible acts

ashton ur js jealous i cat fished u a whole long time ago

WADE シ_is_funny

went to fucking court

For what…

Heya, I’m Deadpool

WADE シ_is_funny

and guess what i was proven inocint

uh huh

shut your bitch ass up Ashton

Remember me, you degenerate child groomer?

WADE シ_is_funny

no

Go away

Here’s the thing I’m wondering..

You need to stop grooming children

Why don’t u guys just..ban him

Wade XL

Why don’t u guys just..ban him

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

Opal lol

You need to stop grooming children

like i do.

Cosmo you ain’t a pedo

Anonymous

like i do.

We know.

Anonymous

like i do.

so you admit it

Anonymous

We know.

bro, what 'evidence' do u have

Anonymous

We know.

🎶I see your true colors shining throughhh🎶

Anonymous

Kys, Opal.

DAGGER YOURE ALIVEEEEE

Either way we all know Jake will go "Duhhh... y'know what I think Ashton Parkes deserves a 7th... uh, I mean, second chance. He might have raped 12 kids and murdered my entire family in full view of each other, then raped their corpses, but tbh, everyone deserves a second chance here in WJE!"

Anonymous

Kys, Opal.

yeah opal, keep yourself safe.

Anonymous

Kys, Opal.

use your username on yourself dagger

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Either way we all know Jake will go "Duhhh... y'know what I think Ashton Parkes deserves a 7th... uh, I mean, second chance. He might have raped 12 kids and murdered my entire family in full view of each other, then raped their corpses, but tbh, everyone deserves a second chance here in WJE!"

he isn't that weak

I know that dagger is dagger jr

Opal lol

DAGGER YOURE ALIVEEEEE

And I see you are, as well.

It’s soooooooo obvious

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Either way we all know Jake will go "Duhhh... y'know what I think Ashton Parkes deserves a 7th... uh, I mean, second chance. He might have raped 12 kids and murdered my entire family in full view of each other, then raped their corpses, but tbh, everyone deserves a second chance here in WJE!"

................WHY

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Either way we all know Jake will go "Duhhh... y'know what I think Ashton Parkes deserves a 7th... uh, I mean, second chance. He might have raped 12 kids and murdered my entire family in full view of each other, then raped their corpses, but tbh, everyone deserves a second chance here in WJE!"

This place is all about 375 cha-second chances.

Opal lol

It’s soooooooo obvious

they're not double alting

Anonymous

they're not double alting

Fuck yes they are

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Same with AG and lil AG and gg miller and specter

Son, listen to these retarded children. They think we are the same user.

Anonymous

Son, listen to these retarded children. They think we are the same user.

What a bunch of goofy goobers

wtf is going on 😭😭😭😭😭😳

Anonymous

Son, listen to these retarded children. They think we are the same user.

It's just one irrelevant insectoid jew. Who gives a fuck? Lmao

The last few people who need to be banned are Opal, Thoughtless, abs Cosmo. One is a smooth-brained piece of shit, the other two are shameless pedophiles.

Anonymous

The last few people who need to be banned are Opal, Thoughtless, abs Cosmo. One is a smooth-brained piece of shit, the other two are shameless pedophiles.

Thoughtless definitely

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

It's just one irrelevant insectoid jew. Who gives a fuck? Lmao

Rumours spread.

WADE シ_is_funny

uk im shame less

I know you should kill yourself.

WADE シ_is_funny

uk im shame less

So you’re the famous child toucher…

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

Am i consider a slut for being a woman

Nah, that’s Virgo.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

Am i consider a slut for being a woman

Depends if you dress indecently and say it is men’s fault for looking.

And if you hook up or flirt with many guys at once.

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WADE シ_is_funny

ok so my name isnt ashton anymore i changed it

Oh so you’re trans? More reasons to bully you!

Wade XL

Oh so you’re trans? More reasons to bully you!

New weapons unlocked.

I hate you guys so much

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

I like my hoodies and jeans

Based

WADE シ_is_funny

Bitch come fight me ill fuchin knock yo ass out!

I love how keyboard warriors speak like they’re hot shit.

Anonymous

New weapons unlocked.

BONUS!

EL6.0

I hate you guys so much

Good for you. Kys.

I am the French girl Harriet, also i hate myself and want to die

WADE シ_is_funny

Bitch come fight me ill fuchin knock yo ass out!

With what? Your space bar?

EL6.0

I am the French girl Harriet, also i hate myself and want to die

Cool, didn’t ask

EL6.0

I am the French girl Harriet, also i hate myself and want to die

Skill issue.

EL6.0

I am the French girl Harriet, also i hate myself and want to die

Ah, yes, we're very proud of your transition, Ashton... uh, I mean, "Harriet".

I’m the French girl

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Ah, yes, we're very proud of your transition, Ashton... uh, I mean, "Harriet".

Lmfao.

Please attack me i deserve it all

EL6.0

Please attack me i deserve it all

*yawn*

EL6.0

I’m the French girl

Se suicider

That’s WILD lmao

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

SOUNDS MORE LIKE A FETISH TO ME

I’m trying not to laugh, that was hilarious

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

BITCH?

WRONGREPLEE

wtf are you guys yapping about

Se tuer à la tâche, nègre.

Anonymous

wtf are you guys yapping about

Abortion

Yall gotta quote that shit

Someone quote it, I’m busy

There's nothing good worth quoting now that Jake and Rug censor all intellectual discussion. Why don't you look in posts before 2023, then you'll get something actually worth quoting.

Anonymous

Yall this view is insane

Wild

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

You should jump and get a closer look

True *jumps*

Bro where Spider-Man

Anonymous

True *jumps*

CANON BAAAALLL

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

Cool can I have your cat now?

No he’s my dinner 🍽️

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

Cool can I have your cat now?

I’m in his will

We’re both going down together

Ingenious I put myself in your will btw

Wade XL

Ingenious I put myself in your will btw

Beg

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

wades real good at that

☕️🗿

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

U AND WILKIN

Uhhhh

We don’t talk about that

Change the subject…uhhh WORLD WAR 3

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

hes sleeping with his coworker

SCANDALOUS

Well we were both mods so TECHNICALLY yes.

You guys saw the story about my 180 inch long dick right?

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Wade XL

You guys saw the story about my 180 inch long dick right?

WHAAAAAAAAT

I wish i came on wje waaaaaaaay earlier

Idk any of y’all’s inside jokes 😭😭😭

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

You'd be banned instantaneously.

Whyyyy

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

Yeah that was my reaction of her tellin me all that THANKS WADE THANKS

U shoulda seen Jakes

I shattered his reality

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I don’t say it because I don’t want to

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

what did you torture my baby with

ONLY WHAT HE ASKED FOR

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

LIES

Jake is very curious

And he basically blackmailed me and begged me, and I told him..and he instantly regretted it

Also I made like a really dirty joke

But I stopped myself

And he wanted to know what it was

And I said he wouldn’t like it but he wanted to know anyway

And then I told him and it was funni

I have to go now I want to sleep

It had to do with Madi

madi did you wish wade a happy happy birthday

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

WOAH I WANNA KNOW THIS

U don’t

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

he doesnt beg smh

He did

There’s nothing there

Where’s my pookie wookie

Kris is here in spirit

Ooooo look at the time!

Alastor Wade.

Chill I’m just rhyming

i know

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Anonymous

are u el or not

from stranger thing?

her grammar isn't that bad

heisenburger

Doodlebing

its the guy who make sugar

Anonymous

her grammar isn't that bad

I, for example can use very bad grammar and still be me.

deez man

its the guy who make sugar

For real?

to comet or not to comet arson

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

deez man

to comet or not to comet arson

Commit is the word you are looking for

Kristian‽

heisnburg r u freeman

freeman dyson?

heisenburger

Commit is the word you are looking for

thank u

Anonymous

freeman dyson?

The dyson sphere?

Anonymous

comets are fun

Comets his cosmologists because they are magnetic and the comets are made of magnetic things and your mum made you and your dog is gay and your penguin killed itself aaaaaaaaand I wasted your time!

Alastor Wade.

Comets his cosmologists because they are magnetic and the comets are made of magnetic things and your mum made you and your dog is gay and your penguin killed itself aaaaaaaaand I wasted your time!

ok?

liam mcdaniels

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deez man

to comet or not to comet arson

Not possible. Comets are made of ice. Elaborate as if you were talking to idiots.

heisenburg

is liam mcdaniels

i know who u r and were u are

Alastor Wade.

Goodbye motherfuckers!

just your mom

oshi

liam mcdaniels

Kristian galliher i am going to kill you

is geting posted the vot is done

oshi

i know who u r and were u are

who

heisenburger

Kristian galliher i am going to kill you

that was bryan

imagine having people from her school on this

Hello I’m new here

Sarkie

Hello I’m new here

ok...

Anonymous

ok...

Ok? I just thought it’d be good to say that?

Sarkie

Ok? I just thought it’d be good to say that?

sorry. we're just really suspicious of everyone

Anonymous

sorry. we're just really suspicious of everyone

Any reason?

Anonymous

lil bitch?

Huh

a whole ton of people were alting

Sarkie

Huh

testing u. inside joke between another user

Anonymous

a whole ton of people were alting

Oh. Am I suspicious?

Anonymous

testing u. inside joke between another user

Oh ok haha

If I was a user from here I’d fake not knowing it

read the bee movie scrip

Anonymous

hi rachel

whos rachel lol

Sarkie

If I was a user from here I’d fake not knowing it

thats what an alter would say.

arsonisfun

whos rachel lol

ur rachel

arsonisfun

heyyyyyyyyyyy

Arson is indeed fun. One must murder them do arson to remove the said murdered person.

fvjd svjds9ufvuiahdnvipeka

Anonymous

ur rachel

when was i rachel??

Anonymous

thats what an alter would say.

Ok then

';lkjhgfdsasdfghjkl;';lkjhgfdsdfghjkl;'

nfijnkzkqwej923ckmvl;'

lkjhgtfrdeswdfghjkm,l.;/';ldfghjkjuhytredrfghjkl;'[

.[;s/fv;d.f'.ff;sgvdpfkb

Liam Mcdaniels

stop u bit h

./';.;';.p.;/.l;./.l;/ ']" ]'[;./'/

÷';.';.,;.l;.l;p[p';l..l;p≤≥¬;'[]';./'[]

arsonisfun

SHUSHHHH

Arson

arsonisfun

?

One must murder them do arson

heisenburger

Kris can i get a picture of ryan

the other ryan should be on soon

Sarkie

One must murder them do arson

THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUTT

Any good murderer could tell you that

arson to get rid of the evidence

No that I know ha

Sarkie

Any good murderer could tell you that

yeah, trust me.

Alastor Wade.

Goodbye motherfuckers!

Helo, my dear shy fellow

Sarkie

No that I know ha

exactlyyy

Anonymous

yeah, trust me.

Why? I don’t even know whom you are, you might be a known rapist

arsonisfun

when was i rachel??

im prob confused

(Its el) I got kicked out of me acc :( I forgot my password aswell

Anonymous

something is going on

Ooh what?

Anonymous

im prob confused

yea i never said im rachel lmao

Sarkie

Why? I don’t even know whom you are, you might be a known rapist

yeah, ur alting

Lilo :)

(Its el) I got kicked out of me acc :( I forgot my password aswell

hi el

Anonymous

yeah, ur alting

Huh? What? Why?

wait who was el again i remeber u guys from ur pfps

Tho a dear fellow is accusing me of alting

deez man

pp

stop being an 8yo

arsonisfun

wait who was el again i remeber u guys from ur pfps

apparently I am a cunt and an alter

i saw the post of the "el exposed" I bet it was Opal

Lilo :)

i saw the post of the "el exposed" I bet it was Opal

it was not opal.

Anonymous

stop being an 8yo

pp stants for pie plz

Anonymous

it was not opal.

how do u know?

Anonymous

it was not opal.

Who’s Opal?

Lilo :)

how do u know?

oh, i can tell

Anonymous

oh, i can tell

opal has something against me tho

Who would it be if it weren't her then?

Alastor Wade.

Goodbye motherfuckers!

That’s not very nice

Cosmos guy, why am I alting?

Lilo :)

Who would it be if it weren't her then?

she still sorta resents u cus of ur alting

cosmo it has to be a new acc

Anonymous

she still sorta resents u cus of ur alting

she can't say anything, i have a secret abt her

deez man
Image

is this him

I hope she's not online

Lilo :)

she can't say anything, i have a secret abt her

don't say it

Lilo :)

cosmo it has to be a new acc

they called you cosmos person

Anonymous

don't say it

ok. but its abt alting

can i message u on quotev or uwu?

i honestly don't care about her secret tho

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Space guy answer my question

My WiFi is bad bye see you late

Sarkie

My WiFi is bad bye see you late

bye

Sarkie

Space guy answer my question

why did u assume it had to be with space, not cosmetology

My wifis good again

Anonymous

why did u assume it had to be with space, not cosmetology

Why not?

because cosmology is less known as a subject

dont argue about space

even tho it is good debates

mostly people in the scince people know about cosmology

Lilo :)

dont argue about space

but space is fun

is there a end to space

timewise or dimensionwise?

The Unknown King of Moderation

Yeah

thats relative

The Unknown King of Moderation

Your mom is relative

and the dad is gone

for what we can see, it is approximately 13.82 billion lightyears accrosee

The Unknown King of Moderation

Probably why Cosmo turned out the way he did

...

Anonymous

for what we can see, it is approximately 13.82 billion lightyears accrosee

the fuck is you eye site 20000/20

my dad is still alive and fucking

deez man

the fuck is you eye site 20000/20

no

Anonymous

my dad is still alive and fucking

you mean liveing right?

What happened when I was gone? My bad WiFi didn’t WiFi whatsoever sadly for me

Anonymous

yes, he is alive

thats good

deez man

thats good

Aww sentimentality

hes a german with bad english

Anonymous

he doesn't understand us

Sad

whats ur porblem sarkie?

Anonymous

they are fun to mess with

Who isn’t? You sure are

Lilo :)

whats ur porblem sarkie?

Nothing. Is it bad to say ooh? Enough to be asked what One’s problem is? Wow

Sarkie

Nothing. Is it bad to say ooh? Enough to be asked what One’s problem is? Wow

no, you act strange (not trying to be rude)

The Unknown King of Moderation

Sure pal

thx

Lilo :)

no, you act strange (not trying to be rude)

Oh?

i don't mean it to hurt your feeling, sorry

Lilo :)

dead cat

madi's not on. sorry

I may or may not have been watching the chat and this is worth acting on!

Alastor Wade.

A suspected alter? How lovely!

stop being so fucking british

Anonymous

stop being so fucking british

What the hell? Ha!

Anonymous

were u sarkie?

Hm? I am sarcastic but that’s not what you’re after

straight men try cock and like it

Nothing suits me except for being British because I sound more… yk ig

hello dear shy friend

Lilo :)

tis me, el

I wouldn’t have guessed!!

do you hate me or something shy? coz on another post when el exposed said "lets take that bitch down", you said "yay!"

Lilo :)

do you hate me or something shy? coz on another post when el exposed said "lets take that bitch down", you said "yay!"

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm a little but nah

wow shy. i thought u stood with us pandas

Wasnt she that french girl

completely different speech patern

JKFLKDVFDSLKSFBJGBEMGBEJNEGJNJTGB$WJEBJKEGJVWERKVGNJE#BGKJWREBGKJEWBGKI$

The Unknown King of Moderation

WHY DOES THE BP DRAMA ALWAYS HAVE TO CONTINUE HERE

wehree

Toast ツ

JKFLKDVFDSLKSFBJGBEMGBEJNEGJNJTGB$WJEBJKEGJVWERKVGNJE#BGKJWREBGKJEWBGKI$

go wean ur addiction

The Unknown King of Moderation

WHY DOES THE BP DRAMA ALWAYS HAVE TO CONTINUE HERE

Who knows? Is this BP drama?

The Unknown King of Moderation

WHY DOES THE BP DRAMA ALWAYS HAVE TO CONTINUE HERE

it wasn't even drama

Anonymous

completely different speech patern

Ooh a psychologist now? Cool! Tell me more about it. Elaborate as if you were talking to idiots

these birds keep chirping

Do I have similar speech patterns to someone?

Alastor Wade.

Ooh a psychologist now? Cool! Tell me more about it. Elaborate as if you were talking to idiots

bro, simba is the psychologist.

and my brothers friends keep yelling

Flappy.

and my brothers friends keep yelling

throw up on their shoes

Anonymous

bro, simba is the psychologist.

*almost

Anonymous

throw up on their shoes

no bc then id half to walk downstairs

What stupid drama did i miss

Flappy.

no bc then id half to walk downstairs

it would be worth seeing the disguist on their faces

Anonymous

bro, simba is the psychologist.

Are you that bad at reading people?

The Unknown King of Moderation

That happened to me on a weezer concert

rip

Alastor Wade.

Are you that bad at reading people?

sometimes

and el told me that it wasn't her

i’m at a tesla store

The Unknown King of Moderation

Do they even have exhaust pipes

You should suck it

that rainbow sparkez person

The Unknown King of Moderation

Do they even have exhaust pipes

they have lead acid batteries, and that might give a tingling sensation to the private parts

Anonymous

that rainbow sparkez person

El?

Am i el?

Am I el?

idk, are u?

Anonymous

shes on a blank slate rn

Nice, watch her ruin everyone's opinion about her in the next week or so

and its not the 'am i el' person

Do you not live conversation?

Anonymous

el does not type that bad

Haha

Anonymous

opal still likes alting

Oh?

I don't really know opal but she doesnt seem like someone that would troll el like that

Anonymous

I don't really know opal but she doesnt seem like someone that would troll el like that

Opal hates el I think

Anonymous

I don't really know opal but she doesnt seem like someone that would troll el like that

opal still sometimes alts

Am i el?

Opal hates el I think

hmmm

Idk their relationship at the moment but I'm positive that the french girl wasnt opal, and that "am i el" isn't opal or el either. none of them aretyping the same way

And everyone hates them both on here so it could be anyone

i talked with el yesterday, and she told me she wasn't that french persom

because her and i were trolling together

Are you going to groom her too

He's a creep, stay away from him for your own good!

Anonymous

Are you going to groom her too

bro, what???

i can't tell if ur kidding w/ me or not

Nice, keep asking girls for their ages for security reasons and then get arrested

Everyone thinks you're a pedophile on here silly, you can't hide

Props on trying to cover it up tho, although it sucked

let me show u a pic. as far as i can tell, it isn't anywhere on the internet. this is a photo of me during winter break.

Anonymous

You'll get banned

its not a face reveal

that was in the Ouray Ice Park, CO

bro some bitch who i think is ag commented on one of my posts

i went through an image search and i didn't find such an image

don't read the shit above this

WADE シ_is_funny

and guess what i was proven inocint

well, they ruled wrong

Ethan (The Real)

Who are you?

ur popeyes favorite snack.

the average age here is like 14

sorry, but this is a serious security question. are u below 12?

i know that that question sounds creepy af, but theres no real way to actually make it sound not-creepy on an online website

ok, from the skull emoji and ur grammar, u sound good

if u r below 12, i would leave immediately

Ethan (The Real)

Who’s el 😂

its complicated

Ethan (The Real)

Who’s el 😂

Now I think you’re El

shes got the american grammar

Anonymous

shes got the american grammar

I’m not American

Ethan (The Real)

I’m not American

German?

Ethan (The Real)

I’m Canadian

Ooooooo

but this place is an absolute hellhole

Hey hey hey don’t give her the wrong idea

imagine Qanon, but multiplied by a billion times

Ethan (The Real)

So everyone in here is racist?

Nah

Ethan (The Real)

So everyone in here is racist?

a lot of people

we have a few people that are chill

but we have a lot of homophobes

Ethan (The Real)

I’m not racist

don't be anti racist. i tried that, it didn't really work. plus its really cringe

Anonymous

but we have a lot of homophobes

Oh, well it doesn’t matter since my religion does not really support them.

who cares about what ur religion says

Ok but I’m not supporting them at the moment, and you can’t change that.

not supporting doesn't mean hating them

Ethan (The Real)

Oh, well it doesn’t matter since my religion does not really support them.

Based

i don't 'support' the lgbtq stuff, but im not a homophobe

Anonymous

not supporting doesn't mean hating them

I don’t hate them, in fact my best friend is bi

Anonymous

not supporting doesn't mean hating them

Orrr u can hate them

Depends if u shove it down my throat or not

People who are LGBT took gay and then made like 89 million genders just because you don’t agree with gender

If u tell me your pronouns youve just given me a new arsenal of weapons to bully you with

Ethan (The Real)

Respect isn’t deserved, it’s earned.

I’m starting to like you

i shove my cock down ur throat. so is shoving my cock down ur throat bad? (don't ask, spinach. inside joke)

Ethan (The Real)

People who are LGBT took gay and then made like 89 million genders just because you don’t agree with gender

*62

Anonymous

i shove my cock down ur throat. so is shoving my cock down ur throat bad? (don't ask, spinach. inside joke)

Lol

Anonymous

they have 62 genders

Mentally ill humans..

Anonymous

they have 62 genders

That’s way too much. Only male and female.

Wade XL

Mentally ill humans..

62 genders including male and female...

I’m not referring to you as a frying pan no matter how hard you try

so would 92% of us be mentally ill?

Anonymous

62 genders including male and female...

Name all the genders then.

Ethan (The Real)

That’s way too much. Only male and female.

Based

Ethan (The Real)

I’m not referring to you as a frying pan no matter how hard you try

but im an apache helicopter...

Anonymous

so would 92% of us be mentally ill?

If u are “catgender” and go by they/them pronouns? Yes 100%

my pronouns are "pew pew" and "tkktktktk"

My pronouns are nig/get

i do respect their pronouns. but i don't think that they should be toasters

Ethan (The Real)

I’ll be back soon

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