Tell Me Now

L

A

Y

Tell you what bro?

Wades secret is safe with me 😬

🤫🧏‍♂️

if you don’t respond on uwu

jake

ill tell u answer

im telling you his name

if u can translate it into morse code

Chunke isn’t that your alt?

Main*

wade i’ll tell

Morse code 💀

may b

Jake is having a little mental breakdown, don’t worry about him

Wade knows my name

So that’s what all of this is abt

As opposed to the days when he isn't having a mental breakdown...

Huh

What started all thissss

.-- .- -.. . .----. ... / .-. . .- .-.. / -. .- -- . / .. ... / ... . -... .- ... - .. .- -.

yuppers

plss

me want

Dude have you ever been there?

It’s so good

I’m so hungry

PIZZA 😃

I could eat a pussy

It’s only in Monterey

💀

….

ooo yum yum cat

or in lay

s

chips

Jake is a chimera, that's why he has a few screws loose.

i can always eat a pussy

Fr lmfao

🍽️

no

who dafuq lives in north dakota

>Jake

AUGHHHHHHHHHH IT’S CUMMING OUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT IT’S CUMMING OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUAAAAAAA IT’S CUMMING OUTTT IT’S CUMMING OUT AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH IT’S CUMMING OUTTTTTT AUHHH-HUHHH-HUHHHH-HHHHUAUAAAAA

My uncle

what in the ghetto is this nig saying

That's a real (self) portrait of Jake.

help i don’t understand a word am i dumb

Basically

wow

I’m confuzzled still

It was a long day... Y/N just got home and they were tired,their bowel was growling,they needed to sprint to the bathroom right away before they defecate their pants.

"MY BOWEL!!" Y/N exclaims,running to the bathroom and breaking in it.

Then here it is... the toilet... oh the toilet... our bowel and bladder saviour.. as Y/N readies up to shit their soul out of the toilet, a head pops up.

"K-KYAAAAAAAAA!!" Y/N screams "W-W-WHY IS THE TOILET ALIVE...?"

"SKIBIDISKIBIDISKIBIDI" says the toilet,in a flirty way.

"Skibidi..? huh...? that was... hot..." Y/N proceeds to blush,while staring at skibidi toilet vividly.

"SKIBIDIDOPDOPDOPYESYES SKIBIDIDABUDIDEEPDEEP" Skibidi toilet has a buldge now...

"S-Skibidi-san...? why are you pulling your marble pole out...!" says Y/N,as the skibidi toilet forces his weenie in their mouth. Y/N is mumbling and after some time they begin to suck on the marble monster.

"skibidi...!" Skibidi toilet moans in a soft voice,while Y/N's hot mouth goes up and down on his skibidi dicklet

a while later,Skibidi toilet forces his weenie peenie out of Y/N's mount and forcefully inserts his magic wand in their princess spot

"SKIBIDIDIDIDOPDOPYES YES!" Skibidi toilet shouts in excitement

"A-AH...! IT'S TOO HARD... b-be gentle..." Y/N yielps.. as the marble-made living toilet begins thrusting in and out

"SKIBIDIBIBIIDII NGHHHHHHH" Skibidi toilet goes at a higher pace,while Y/N keeps moaning in pleasure

"S-SKIBIDI SAN...!~ FILL ME WITH YOUR TOILET WATER..!~ NYAHH..!~~" as Y/N reaches the maximum level of pleasure,the skibidi toilet thrusts in deeper and deeper until they both ejaculate in unison.

"a-ahh....! that felt so good..." says Y/N,while breathing heavily from the orgasm they had from having sexual intercourse with a literal toilet.skibidi toilet pulls out his wet marble hotdog, then exclaims:

"SKIBIDISKIBIDISKIBIDINODABUDI", while returning to his place to become a normal toilet once again.

MAL DECIPHER THIS

What does he even look like 😭

TF

Scroll up

I feel like Jake is blonde

and lays chips

I used to be blonde

He was

But he got an imploding hairline

My hair changed as I got older

Who is wade 😃

Facts

As pictured above

"Changed"

Cope.

I’m serious, it’s brown now

Some dude with a 180 inch long dick

i wonder if you know why

it’s a reference, wade

never mind

💀🙏

im not that mean

i wouldn’t tell anyone

I’m craving ummm

That brain tumor doesn't count as hair.

Thank you amy

"aint nobody is retarded. u talking about if emp is a person? like bitch no. do you know what emp stands for?"

yeah well you’re not THAT annoying

OHhh so DEADPOOL is wade??

yappity mc yap yap is all hear bruv

okay, enough now

nawwww wade IS DEADPOOL

The one and only

True true

Wade Wilson is Deadpool.

That makes so much sense now

I’m Bruce Wayne

help

Wade IS Ryan Reynolds’s

In the flesh

So baby gronk me closer in the back skibidi toilet 🚽 That I know you can’t afford 💵 Kai Cenat tatted on my shoulder Pull the gyat right off the corner 🍑 From the Fanum that you taxed From the roomAte back in Ohio We ain’t never not the rizzler

Exactly

tell her she's speking ebonics

o did

Me = Ryan Reynolds = Wade Wilson = Deadpool = Me

i did

tell her to speak proper grammar

amazing

Chipi chipi chapa chapa

lube in mah da ba da ba

i had pizza for dinner

Is that actually from your location

See ya in 24 hours pal

What the hell?

huh

Why she speaking hieroglyphics 😭

dafuq did wade do

what did that say

He knows what he did

Lmfao

jake what did he say, tell me on uwu

Jake

wait ingrg

What did he do

Who is he

Why is he

He who is he

We will not be discussing this topic any further

ANYWAYS

I miss Madi :(

🫡

she 100% lives in a gated neighborhood

Me too 😭😭😭

i missed it when I met a beta ligma gigachad in Ohio today, he was hitting the Patrick Bateman griddy while singing "Is that the freddy fazbear har har har", I as a smurf cat for sure had to join his gyatty rizz griddy, I sang "Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes" while hitting the Ohioan style griddy, that beta ligma gigachad was not liking it and buckled my shoes, today is the homophobic anti-furry doom slayer day (AKA the sigma alpha male day because it's based 🗿), didn't expect to be buckled on the based day, today left me broken.

hug3582948054287390527438094328grewfsdvcx

Monday left me broken..

I MISS HER MORE

Is Minecraft worth playing?

I have texture packs to make the graphics look less like dogshit.

tuesday I was through with eding

bruv

NO.

But I don't know if that can compensate for the abysmal gameplay.

minecraft is supposed to look pixelated

Talking about survival mode.

can ur pc handle good graphics

Wednesday my empty arms were open

It has no GPU

huh

But I can run shaders on it.

Shlond poofa

how does ur pc not have a GPU

Because I'm poor.

Stalking is my fave activity!!!!!

womp womp

jk

epik

Feetlust WHAT IS CRACKALAKIN

hi

It's has been za good, but then suddenly John Pork called me on my phone, my Andrew Tate theme song ringtone was so loud that I had to scream "AMONG US" 69420 times to cover up the sound, sadly the noise is too loud, Ice Spice and Walter White quitted rizzing each other and called Grimace. Grimace told me "There's nothing I can do", I became Napoleon and hit him back with the "Ambatukam" superpower, I jerked off to the TV Woman from Ohio Skibidi Toilet, whole room flooded with my kingdom come.

I will never forgive you

Runs on integrated graphics as I have no GPU

Joe goldberg era

ohhhhh alr

No speakers either, but my brother hates noise so it'd be a waste of money.

i js put on my headphones while I play

Your desicion buddy 😃

speakers r useless tbh

Yes.

Wsg lynx

Where’s Madison.

Don't speak to me.

Whyyyyy

"S-SKIBIDI SAN...!~ FILL ME WITH YOUR TOILET WATER..!~ NYAHH..!~~"

rejected

WHAT

NO

very sussy baka quote from skibidi toilet

JOE GOLDBERG

🤫🧏‍♂️

I can't even play Meinkraft anyway. No internet. What a joke.

u dont need internet to play minecwaft

Remember when you could play it without internet?

minecwaft cweepa

I WANR MADISON

u can bruv

unless ur updating it

Wait nevermind.

There's still an offline mode.

yuppers

I WANT HER MORE

Lynxers

Good, Microsoft hasn't totally run it to the ground.

Meincraft

I hate Microsoftpenis.

Mein Kampf

❌loud ahh incorrect buzzer

lolz

🇩🇪

jewmany

Guysss my mom finally let me get instagram 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

insta is very sussy baka

STFU you have it

i watched a monkey bite it's pp

Follow me

no

Don’t check ig reels 💀

FOLLOW ME

Bet

I’ll send it to you on uwu cause I don’t trust any of these people

"Telemetry Data"

dat's literally za reason I have it

Par for the course for Microsoft.

www.instagram.com/br0isscr3w3d/

Piece-of-shit stalkers.

follwo me guys

Don’t post anything is what I meant 😭

uh

i post

memes

I guess that’s okay

I should just play on 2b2t.

oh no im back

www.instagram.com/reels/C1r5XRhuu63/

nahh 💀💀💀

Basically the American Frontier if it was in Meinkraft.

Lmao.

basically gaza

That too.

mein kampf is very light reading

i miss dagger bro

amy why is there now that jake symbole at the end of your name

why can’t swim practice be shorter

yooooo

matty daddy and daggy waggy

HE LEFT DISC

That's a Japanese symbol

Jake didn't invent it

it’s a tsu

Lmfao

Tsu

ay wsp lynx

why is there a tsu

The sky?

Tsundere

TOAST

because idk i like jake

OPALLLLLLL

OpALLLL

OPAL OPAL OPAL HIII

unlike the rest of you he’s not that bothersome

actually i take that back

a lot of you are nice

HIIIIII

I think you’re nice

but he’s nice to me

so

OPALLL HRUUU???

Amy if you had to assign a dere trope to Madi what would it

well am i bothersome

be

no W server

Be

yandere

no :)

Monday left me broken

They added Louisiana to Minecraft.

Exactly

tuesday i was through with edging

tuesday

But 700 times more disgusting.

But what else?

lol

I didn't even know that was possible.

lets go singing cat

i’m bleeding

ouch

A is for AMONG US ALPHA B is for Baby Gronk, the king of rizz C is for CG5 D is for Dick E is for Ebola F is for Fanum Tax G is for Gyatt H is for Hank Shrader I is for Immaculate Rizz J is for John Pork K is for Kai Cenat L is for Luh Calm Fit M is for My Poop N is for Nick Eh 30 O is for OHIO P is for Poop Q is for Quandale Dingle R is for Rizz S is for Skibidi Sigma T is for Titties U is for Uncle Eh 30 V is for Vagina W is for W Ishowspeed Ben Moment X is for X marks the butthole Y is for your mom Z is for Zibog

Tampon?

why

these bandaids suck

rowing

WRONG BLEEDING…

i’d send you a picture but it’s pretty gruesome

unless you’re into that ig

bluddy

hell

DONT 😭😭😭

yes

Yandere with deredere mixed in

Ah, the Americanoid hellspawn alphabet.

NATTTYYYY

TOASSTYYY

nATTYYYY HRUUU???

MONDAY

Such exquisite and though-provoking dialect.

LEFT

ME

the gen A lphabet

GOOODDDD, AND UUUUU??

BROKEN

get it

i’m going to be back

alpha

bet

in a mo

TUESDAY I WAS THEOUGH WITH HOPING

idc about gore

*edging

💀

picture then?

yuppers

wednesday my empty arms were open

sure

Send the pic on UWU girly don’t send it hereee ion wanna see tht 😭😭🙏

no

*wednesday my empty thighs were open

^^^^^^^^^

actually i just took a picture and i’m a little queasy

U SUCK

so

is u horny

send

no

skibidi no suck

n o

😭

This gives you skibidi Ohio rizz

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2bIokQEKmMY&pp=ygUgbW9uZGF5IGxlZnQgbWUgYnJva2VuIGNhdCAxIGhvdXI%3D

hi opal

Already bored of Minecraft.

"yo wat song r u listening to"

If it’s ph..

natalie rate this guy

I like Michael b Jordan.

🤥

no way that’s crazy

but

I think I'm bored of video games in general.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFv36xiSEY0

what do you rate him

7

no wat do U rate him

Ermm..abt a mid 7

8

that’s mostly cause

he kept staring at me

ice cream hair

He reminds me of that one dude

smash

plus he had really nice pants

pjama

Ya it’s the ice cream hair that’s ticking me offf

Yk the one I’m talking about

but it was weird

he kept staring

That turd on his head doesn't do him any favors.

hey amy

STARP 😭

i have a video of him just…staring at me

Face reveal

If he got a decent haircut he would look great.

he knows something we dont

want it

OPSLLL

JOSH HUTCHERSON 😍😍😍

opals been hacked

OPPPPAL

opal is josh?

opals been hacked

🤫🧏‍♂️

OPALLLLLL HOW HAVE YOU BEEN???

Lmao

wow you theif

*GASP GASP GASP* *ACK*

you stole my meme

LOL

💀

JAAAAKE

THATS NOT APPROPRIATE

BANNED.

jake stole my meme that meme of penguin catching a hanging person is one i already posted

Was it in reddit

Brutal.

bad jake

video of the guy staring at me

https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/chats/12464222

wait nvm

hol on

Joe goldberg

They actually helped with the discovery of electricity.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hJw3N41KLo

lol

GUYSYYYY

WHHHATTT

IDKKKKKK

I JSUT FEEL HAPPYYY

NATTTTTTTT

YYYYAAAAAAA

HIW ARE YIOOUUUU&U

IMMM GOOODDDS IM GLAD UR HAPPPPYYYYY

IM GLADD YOURE GOOOOD

NATTAAT

TOASSTT

HOW LOONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON THIS SIRE>?

LEMME CHECKK..

AROUND 4 MONTHS N A HALFF

OHHHH

YOIRUE VERY NICE NAT

Aww

THHANKKSS UUU TOASTTT

UR VERY NICE TOOOO

What about me what am I

YOURE NICE TOO JAKEE 😭

YAY

🤫🧏‍♂️

I ALSO

LOVE MADI MORE

SO HA

.

NUH UH

SHE LOVES ME MORE

YUH UH 😋

hi again

I BEEN WITH HER LONGESTT??

Hii

ooh relationship drama

AND IM GONNA BE WITH HER LONGER

BROSKI I WAS FRIENDS WIT HER FOR 7+ YEARS 🙄

ayo wth

is happening

AND IM GONNA BE MARRIED TO HER FOR LIKE 50

x for doubt

x

DONT DOUBT OUR RELATIONSHIP AMY

IM TELLING

MADIIIIIII

WOW

i’m mad at you now

MADI COME HERE

jake what are they argueing with you about

i’m going to doubt