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    • *insert light skin stare here*

    I asked if you were a rollercoaster because when you go up and down I scream

    Are you a outlet cause... I wanna stick my fork in you

    Ima treat chu like my homework, slam you on my desk and do you all night long (@fleperd)

    are you a toaster cause I wanna take a bath with you

    Fletcher keeps taking his hand away from me ):

    All the rizz I need

    Anonymous

    Ima treat chu like my homework, slam you on my desk and do you all night long (@fleperd)

    I wasn't expecting that Charlie.......

    if I had a quarter for how many times my mind said i love you I would throw them all at you

    Anonymous

    Ima treat chu like my homework, slam you on my desk and do you all night long (@fleperd)

    which fleperd?

    put fleperd in the search bar

    are you fire cause youre hot,

    Comment deleted by Wade

    ~every time his hand goes on my thigh~🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

    Said that wrong

    U didn’t see that

    U didn’t

    Anonymous

    ~every time his hand goes on my thigh~🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

    Wtaf dude..........

    U didn’t see it

    are you a tower? cause I wanna crash my plane into you

    Toast ツ

    are you a tower? cause I wanna crash my plane into you

    There it is!

    are you a school? cause I wanna shoot some kids inside you

    Yea that’s what I meant

    Angel_Izzy

    I asked if you were a rollercoaster because when you go up and down I scream

    Every parents room before they're parents........

    Are you a pencil sharpener? Cuz I wanna stick my wooden stick in you

    are you grilled chees

    cause i can eat you all day

    Guys help fletcher keeps making me like blush alot

    Anonymous

    Guys help fletcher keeps making me like blush alot

    9/11

    I have very ...interesting... thoughts in my head rn

    Wonder if there’s a website for dark pick up lines..brb

    i know you want my cool

    you aint aying no

    Anonymous

    I have very ...interesting... thoughts in my head rn

    Don't freaking get booty raped my Fletcher!

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    Did you choke on a light bulb? Your chest is all flashy

    Mia dont tell him what i said 0//0

    Wade

    Did you choke on a light bulb? Your chest is all flashy

    why thank you

    are you gorilla glue cause i want to stick with you

    What’s the difference between a jet and a boner? I don’t have a jet

    Dude i love being choked out tbh :/

    Anonymous

    Mia dont tell him what i said 0//0

    I'm emailing him brb

    Choke me like one of your French girls

    HOLY SHIT YOU SPELLED MY LAST NAME RIGHT

    Choke me like you hate me~

    I wanna tilt your towers

    Anonymous

    Choke me like you hate me~

    butyouloveme

    I'm not even emailing him

    I wanna loot your lake

    "Your body is 70 percent water, and I’m thirsty." "I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you." "I’m always on top of important things. Would you like to be on the list?" "Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!" Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard. Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you. We can go out for dinner, as long as I can have you for dessert.

    Daaaaamn W

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