No More Vertigo

WHAT

i get made fun of

WHAT ABOUT MY VANCOUVER AND WASHINGTON BRANCHES

IT DOESNT MATTER

aww =<

oh well

well do something else after we graduate highschool

Get made fun of where? Here or offline?

offline

aw =<

Oh

by toast, and some of my friend

it doesnt matter

it was kinda cringy

Damn

Speaking of, where is Toast? He’s barely on

well start something when we get older

idk

he just stopped getting on

hi

he was on earlier

Aww

kris aren’t u scholar and vertigo?

yep

shyfagon

hola

pookie

wait nooo is alastor in my pfp licking his cane or is he talking

idk

HM.

do you see a tongue

hi

i mean

no?

MALLALRD

MALLL

MALLLLLLL

ok?

HIIII

fym ok?

FLAPPYAPPYAPPY HIIIIIIIII

it looked like that bc my phone is smallish

bye byev

istg people have attitudes w evvverything smh

HOW ARE YOUUU

. . . i acknowledged my mistake?

no you did not you said ok?

lmao

hmm, i don’t have a reason do i?

no, you don't.

EXCITED

HBU

i did, ok i give up

hiii =3

Soop

Check my latest post

IM GOOD

I WANNA GO HOME

oh ok

im so tired i barely got any sleep yesterda

whats it for anyway

m-hmm.

wait was it the googole form?

hi guys?

hey

yo

...

huh

hi amy

hi

brb math

nvm

gtg

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scooter, no

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yummi

hi shy

hi

...

wtf

hi scooter

hey

hru

good

hello

hello again

is a sad song

Hola

pie is good

give me yu soul

why

your

salutations

me need eat

eat some pie

yes. here u go *rips soul out of body*

hru?

ok

me rn in suop

yay

yum

gtg

k bye

i followd you

dead

ded chat

hi

hola

bonjur

guys, im gonna say something in spanish, u gotta guess what i'm saying (no translator)

ok

part of my English essay: "The reason learning about this is super important, is 1: to learn that communism is evil and to never give in to the commie agenda"

Mi tengo el pelo rubio y corto y los ojos azules

hi el

I followed u

heyyyyy hru?

I have red hair and blue eyes

actually?

guess what imma say in french

oui oui baguette

no, blonde hair but yes for eyes

oui oui, se croissant

hi again

Oui Oui Bagguette Oui Bagguette Bonjour Ces't Sacre-Bleau!

hi shy

are you toast?

salutations

wait, canis is shy?

yeah

huh

ok

por que

😱😱😱

L

its french, can you translate it?

no :( i learn spanish

i can’t say that bc i came

+ rato

I have a test to see if its shy

ok?

yes yes stick yes hello something sacred somehting

test me

Oi luv, yu want a botol o' wata

do you use capital letters

or a noice cup o' tea

bri'ish mate

'el na

seriously

ye' i'm bri'ish, how bout yous?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCH

YOU AINT NO GANG MEMBER

a biscut 'uld be quite nice bruw

hi toast

what do you hope to achieve with those statements? do you want me to be angry? annoyed?

of course luv

Shy gets annoyed, thats why

nope

El auto es rojo y tu cama también.

haha ok then

aye, the cream be in the fridge innit

the car is red and so is your bed

probably if u make fun of it, that wasn’t making fun, that was talking with exaggerated british

I AM british lol

Bri'ish

stop being cultured

yes, would yous like some luv?

same, but most brits don’t write like that, it’s hard to understand ig

It's shy! noone else excpet for me and shy on here are british!!!

ha. ha. ha. siri laugh

you british folk talk like americans but way more fucked up

that would be grand, would'n it be bruv

yes lad

dame

?

FUCK NO I DELETED

L

you little emu crap

you elephant fece

and a wee bit of sugar for the cream

emu crap?

thats a nono word

^^^^^

ARE YOU DUMB

nuh uh

You want some liquorice along with that lad?

ya hu

i just fail to see it as a good insult

Guys its shy

😱 why are you telling me that? do you think it’s more likely that i don’t use a so-called “nono” word again? why?

it is

SHe's british

whom?

lmao

YOU, come on shy, just admit it, it's way to easy to reveal u

it is her

nah, not quite a fan of that really, well tot, i better get going. chip chip cheeryo to you

well spotted!

ta ta luvvy

oh you mean me? oh ok, now it’s clarified

knew ir

i dont know i thot it was funny

it*

😱😱😱😱

woooow

i just changed my name and pfp (don’t ask or i’ll insult you)

good for u

why alastor tho

oh ok

. . .

ask what?

:)

reasons

wait, how old r u?

not trying to be rude, but why that name? (out of curiosity)

"i changed my name haha guess who i am THE PFP IS CHARLIE/ANGEL/idk’S FAULT"

i was bored and idk i like it idk lol

big dog

why not

ur the big dog now

. . .

- - -

so?

:) im slow

Does it have a meaning?

i had charlie as my pfp but angel is called charlie and asked to use it so i changed (shouting haha)

huh

constellation

"big dog"

yup

oh , its a constellation? cool!

isn’t it smol dog?

LITLLE DOG

oh, nvm. it is

google

gtg my phone is die

how much is a f1 thunder bird just asking out of curiosity :)

my mind skipped to canis major

a lot

Guys! (no offence to u shy) I can no longer be the one who is being shouted at for alting, i resign from that... shy kinda alts loads now... not trying to start any arguements

number?

bye

she does a bit, but not like u

hey, i stopped tho!

cya shy

runt

bruh

little bitch

i havent been on any other accs since i made this one

alr

but u made like 50 alts

smol female dog

yes

who?

shy, canis minor

all of them are banned/deleted ykyk

"small dog"

Y is she a bitch?

"she" (as in female) is a "small dog". female dogs are called biches

its a joke

why thp

ohhh

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

i'm so excited for valentines

im lonely

hey cosmo, are u a boy?

same

yeah...

why?

i just wanna know what ur in to, for my boyfriend

?

i got him chocolate but idk what else

i cant buy anything else coz i'm skint

idk what your bf would be into. i'm not exactly the most 'masculine' boy. (e.g. Idgaf about most of the things that most boys care about.) but i would reccomend you to just hang out w/ him and learn who he is as a person. (just ask questions and feed his ego)

Deez man check my latest post :)

hi jake

hi

jake, is this accurate dating advice?

JAKE

no dating advice please

keep it pg

its for el

this is pg

and its also advice on how to make friends

ded chat

...

who's stalking

it is not an alt, i changed my name

yeah...

hi shy

hello

ooh

or are u a little bitch?

WE FUCKING NEED VERITFO

WE NEED IT TO FUCKING SIRVIVE

ok...

nooooooooooooooooooo whyyyyyy

we want vertigo