New Magic Wand

no

yes

also winner gets post rights

that song is so good

Wait what?

HI SIARRA BBG

Wrong post

wowzers

HI

Where’s the Pastafraian?

i think he dipped

Good.

why does anyone want to worship pasta

You worship a human shish kebab kek

hello

i agree

Wade what are you bitching about?

You worship fucking pasta, you might as well worship Olive Garden.

bc they are stupid

fr

my God could beat urs in a fight =3

spaghetti is very delicious but not your beleifs tbh

Anyone who worships an Abrahamic religion is a slave to Jews

Your leviathan isn’t real.

also it can teleport bc its first few legs can be used to create wormholess

Jesus is actually Yeshua Ben Yosef

Leviathan will target planets w the most life bc more life=more spirit so more food

Refute my argument

Protip: you can't

You’re the type of retard to say the Earth is a fucking turtle.

but why do you want to worship pasta

no but that would be neat

old man behavior smh

You worship pasta. You can’t get worse than that.

you probably think the earth is flat tbh

hey guys so if I wrote a sci-fantasy story abt Leviathan but wrote it like a religious text do y'all think it would be popular

i think so

like do u think ppl would like the book

You keep referencing my meme gimmick religion as an argument JFL lmfao

maybe

Only retards and furrys would read it.

No, Jews do, in fact Jews invented that retarded idea

what’s going on?

wait why furries?

may i join the conversation?

hello Soopy

Again. Spaghetti.

Hello toast

WADE

No.

DADDY

Ashkenazi Jews are schizophrenic and autistic due to how they were conceived (inbreeding for 6,000+ years)

Toast did yk I stopped posting thigh pics on UwU now

it got

wierd

this is why toast x wade was in my bio for like a week

If anyone is schizophrenic it’s you, you worship fucking spaghetti.

never ask just start talking

You worship a jew, your argument is invalid

weird*

You worship a bowl of ramen.

I didnt notice

Guy who was nailed to a stick? Bro my Gods mouth is bigger than this planet

Sure, neither of them are real, so in your mind it can

not to mention every other god is just a humans interpretation of being able to feel Leviathans presence

if you worship pasta you have no iq buddy

it tastes good tho

real

(just like the souls of celestial bodies)

You're retarded and can't understand sarcasm

My god beats yours, Khonshu is just better.

One day Leviathan will consume enough

and you think that’ll stop me? sorry :)

um okay :D

and will evolve into a being called "Poseidon"

Anyone who thinks "Pastarfarianism" is a legit religion is a low-IQ gullible retard kys

who is that

do yall know abt kopism

Of course it won’t, you’re too reatrded to read.

nuh uh

or Kopimism

Now refute the fact that you worship a jewish rabbi that steals foreskin without referencing "spaghetti" or "pasta"

PROTIP: You can't

the religion abt Copy n Paste

i dont sry

Ctrl C Ctrl V

It’s sad people actually believe it.

tf?

Sweden accepted it as a legitamate religion

:O a response (i’m going to stop this bc why not?)

And you did you fucking retard

real

U there?

You actually thought I was serious

mood rn

No, I believed you worshipped spaghetti and thought you were retarded. I don’t believe in a spaghetti monster.

imma dip bye guys

Notice how they don't refute that they are slaves to jews because they know it's true

spaghetti

bye bye guys :DDDDDDDDD

Bye Leo

bye leo

Bye leo =3

bye

dead jew on a lowercase t - it's symbolic that Jesus and his male followers had low testosterone

Dagger Jr?

My uncle has been harassing me abt my hair and my shaving bc he doesnt like me being a femboy but hes abt to lose his second wife so like what does he know

Imagine being an "omnipotent god" and sacrificing yourself to your own creation, LMFAO

most cuckold """"""God""""""" ever

jesus isnt god tho

he is the son of god (sposedly)

god is 3 and 1

Yes Jesus is supposed to be the physical incarnation of """""""God"""""""""" (Yahweh)

No

(ofc thats all just humanity's interpretation of Leviathan)

my church says at least

Jesus is God and God is Jesus

chutch prob lying

oh

church

The Holy Trinity, God is Jesus’s father but they are 3 separate persons

GYAT

But they make up the holy trinity

Godzilla jr was a dumb name they should've called him Jesuszilla

god is jesus, god and the holy spirit thing

And the Holy Spirit

Church made by Jews to launder money that's why most churches have "LGBTQ+" bullshit in them despite the Bible having several homophobic verses lmfao

Leviathan is the only true divine being all other gods are merely human interpretations of his presence

Gayass pfp

Basically going to Church is the same thing as going to a Synagogue

Khonshu is better

I like how u say that like they'd be offended they literally have a flag in the background r not gonna insult them by saying that

in the language my country speaks “spirit” is one letter away from being breath (like bad breath)

lol

Japs aren't Christian you retard they worship Shinto or something

aren't you british

Yeh also in Japan hes called Gojira. I meant for the english dubs

yes

So is having a dead, naked jew nailed to your bedroom wall.

Ok in all seriousness shitting on other ppls belief is bad

afte all its not like Leviathan cares what y'all think of him we mean literally nothing to it until its hungry again

Jesus had long hair and wore dresses =3c

Khonshu will make your leviathan his bitch.

yes. robes i think tho.

He wore a robe.

oof Dumbledore

dumbledore looks gay

It isn't when other """"""peoples"""""""" beliefs are fucking up your country

Of course they are, just like 9/11, and Palestine vs Isreal right?

Jews are behind 9/11. What were those "art students" doing with those C4s?

Definitely Dagger Jr

what?

who’s that?

I wll find Pastafarian and bite them >=3

You're a pedophile

silly fact: I like the sensation on my teeth i get from biting things

what is happening bro

He’s a femboy too.

You are an autistic and schizophrenic pedophile

no im a hebephile, bc im attracted to teenagers, but im a teenager so its cool

Oh here he is he's gonna censor me for speaking the truth

Pedophile means ur attracted to prepubescent children

im so confused

Odds are he will, the fags can stay tho.

im only attracted to teenagers, and rlly only the teenagers that are my age

No that's just kinda...you're just making up information though

Doubt it. You're probably a 73 year old manchild

I'm not, if you used ANY search engine other than Google or Bing you'd realize this

Or, you know, just read a fucking book.

I read a book n it didnt say any of that

Don’t use more than %2 if your brain trying to understand any drama on this site.

*2%

Its a bunch a short stories abt this guy who runs a tavern for alien visitors

^^^

I mean, just buy Encyclopedia Britannica from the 1940s and there will be NO mentions of the Holocaust, supposedly "the biggest genocide of all time"

But you won't

ok

2% is a stretch

its a rlly neat book its called "the Draco Tavern"

You want to stay blind and domesticated

i know that. do you know anything else?

erm if the holocaust is fake then why did the perpetrators admit to it?

woah so crazy that like IT WAS LITERALLY HAPPENING AT THE TIME

hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO SHIT IT'S NOT GONNA BE IN THE FUCKING BOOK YET DUMBASS

hello Leosarefire14

bro then he has very young looking thighs

Gee I don't know maybe because they were pressured through duress into admitting it.

Yeh also sorry for posting my thighs everywhere

bro pulled out the full name

bite

wow

what did i miss

taylor swift or rate mcrae!

?

cool fact: hitler never killed himself. The reason the soviets picked up his body and it was never seen again was so that he could spend the rest of life with his one true love, Joseph Stalin

teething

oops *?

The Holocaust wasn't mentioned in that book or any books until 1965

Look it up

war

And encyclopedias do record current events you retard

yumm

yall whenever we talk about religion or polotics its always very interesting

Imaigne just straight up lying like not even a misconception or smthn just actually lying

like just making shit up

yes. sooploosh says that he likes biting so

Lmao you're gonna tell me you bought the book, read it in its entirety in the few seconds since I posted that?

i also like the sensation of sticking things in my ears and squishing things w my thighs

Jake will cope by banning me though

mr smartypants

magic

abracadabra

6 million Jews is a massive exaggeration and might not even be true. It's being "expanded" every year. Next you're gonna tell me it's 6.5 million

Yeh but hilter was the one who cast that spell

no it has not

why

once again thats just like

a lie

why

Oh wait people already do look up the uber driver that got offended by livestream donations

this is so repetitive

fr

He laughed at all the racist jokes until it was against Jews then he kicked the guy out, moping about "muh 6.5 million" 6.5? I thought it was 6 million? Oy vey

MARATUS ROBINSONI

good little parakeets

Dogs because you have guns and like to kill innocent people and die in wars for Israel

if you dont like someone elses religion then stfu its not that hard

like no one asked for your opinion

"Israel is America's GREATEST ally" lmfao

hi again

3.6 billion tax dollars funneled to Israel every year

aww

But "le poor innocent joos" amirite? AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

we get that you dont like jewish people

yeah

Yo if this guy gets annoying lmk and I'll ban him

k

ok

Yes ban me for speaking my opinion

Good goyim

Good dog

yes

bruh

Nah it's just cause you're being an annoyance, feel free to state your opinion

but u prob don’t like furries/therians?

so?

Hope Rabbi Goldberg is paying you well, Mossad.

just don't spread misinformation

i dont like furries or therians

Refute that anything I've said is misinformation: protip, you can't.

Furries are weird

real

No I mean you're stating false data

With nothing to back it

i meant them. they called jake(?) a dog

oh lol

i think it’s ok to like something

but i wouldn’t do it

And what do you have to back it? Articles by The New York Times off the front page of Google?

itd be too warm lol

jk

if you think you're a gender confused animal you should rethink your life choices but whatever u want :D

Don't shift this to me, I'm talking about what YOU have said

Oh, no, wait, you'll pull out Wikipedia, the """"totally reliable"""" encyclopedia that ANYONE can edit

some think that they’re SPECIES confused but ok, i don’t really care

I haven't made any claims other than that your information is false

I have already stated the sources of the Encyclopedia Britannica from the 1950s

:O

Don't try to act superior to me because you aren't

Just because you can ban me on a joke site means nothing

pastafarian dude stfu

Give me solid proof that "the holocaust wasn't mentioned until 1965"

Oh wait you can't even do that

and you are? explain

you probably live in your mom's basement and play fortnite smh..

You're making irrelevant and unsupported claims

not u shy

:D

duolingo has a staff member called Duo

dang

Do you happen to be circumcized?

popcorn anyone?

meeeee

I mean, what proof can get more solid than AN ACTUAL FUCKING BOOK YOU CAN TOUCH?

i am the popcorn dealer

can i have extra butter

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

No, you SHOW ME the evidence. Don't just say something and expect me to believe it

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

yummy *eats popcorn*

Where did YOU get your information from?

chili or chicken beak?

chili i think

You have Google, literally just put the year and name of the book and buy it, you dumb fuck.

imagine having small tits

um random???

Hell, you don't even have to buy it, there are archives.

real

HEHE

imagine being a 5 year old (they do)

i aint never seen a 5 yr old with titties

OR A 12 YR OLD

omg right after donut

DONUTTERS

dang, THE PINK STUFF ON THEIR CHEST THAT EVERYONE IS BORN WITJ

Couldn't be you

i need bigger

dang

Your titties are perfect shush

I NEED BIGGER

bge bye ppl

NO YOU DO NOT

ok chill

There we go Jake ignores the evidence like always

SO WHAT?

I LIKE YOURS

inb4 ban

STFU PASTA

KYS

DUMBASS

Cope Jake

NO BODY CARES

CHILL

U FIRST

CHILL

Holocaust more like Hollywoodcaust

wait who?

STOP STEALING MY MANS ATTENTION