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  • anyone there

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    Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

    🤣

    aint nothing funny

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    cus nothings funny

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    um so thats actually enough

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    well im saying it is

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    ik what a malady is dumbfuck

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    exactly what bitch

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    what does that even mean bro 😭

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    to what music bro

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    i assure you my music does

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    this is rich coming from someone who has no clue what the hell i been through or what the hell i listen to

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    huh oh well lets see

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    well first my mother passed away, then i got abused, then i tried to kms, then i had severe depressive episodes, oh in the meantime my dad went to jail multiple times, came home drunk all the time, didnt cook dinner for me, i ended up in a homeless shelter, i practically raised my infant brother.....

    that abt sums most of it up

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    how abt listening to you father fuck and then abuse random women

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    what do you even mean bro

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    yeah thanks bro

    maybe next time fucking ask before you judge someone

    you never know what the fuck someones been through bitch

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    aint no one acting like that

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    if what you been through is your identity then thats pathetic

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    sometimes ppl relate to the same exact thing for different reasons

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    yes, a factor

    not your whole ass identity

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    WHAT KIND OF ASSFUCKERY IS GOING ON HERE

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    who tf am i "bootlicking"?

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    and this is my cue to tune out and leave

    nice chat bro

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    Are you dagger

    You're literally acting just like him

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    You're like dagger if he was missing a chromosone

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    Dagger Jr? Lynx? Is that you?

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    sure fuckin sounds like it

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    Stop harrassing random users with your tomfuckery to try and make yourself amount to some miniscule amount of anything

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    damn i wish it was

    All you are achieving is forever labelling yourself as a piece of shit

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    Who actually are you cause you genuinely feel so familiar

    i banned him for saying f*ggot and harassing us

    mal♡

    i banned him for saying f*ggot and harassing us

    This is why you're the best mod

    and deleting the comment when he told me to try making him stfu

    still got me cackling bro

    ur nothing outside of this website

    nothing but poseur pedophile defenders

    What are you outside of this website?

    Wait this site isnt dead?

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    LMFAO DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT SOUNDED COOL

    Anonymous

    Not entirely

    Crazy

    Anonymous

    LMFAO DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT SOUNDED COOL

    What was there

    Anonymous

    LMFAO DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT SOUNDED COOL

    bros said that like 5 times

    Anonymous

    Crazy

    Who're you?

    Anonymous

    What was there

    "to you i may as well be god"

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    Anonymous

    Who're you?

    From the german site

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    Anonymous

    From the german site

    My acc heres bubblegum

    Anonymous

    From the german site

    Oh cool

    sorry we waged war on you guys that one time

    That was kind of my fault but I think I made amends with everyone after

    Anonymous

    sorry we waged war on you guys that one time

    we wage ward too much

    mal♡

    we wage ward too much

    True

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    I remember you being pretty neutral though

    Which is why we wanted you to be a mod lol

    yeah i try to stay neutral whenever i can

    ahuh ahuh fs

    mal♡

    yeah i try to stay neutral whenever i can

    Again, why you're such a great mod!

    ive definitely failed to be neutral

    Anonymous

    Again, why you're such a great mod!

    tytyty

    i havent done much tho lmao

    As far as I know, you're the only mod here who is both competent and actively fulfilling the duties of a moderator properly

    tyty i try my best

    i need 3 more followers so i can have 69

    mal♡

    i need 3 more followers so i can have 69

    nICE

    IM NOT FOLLOWING YOU HOLD ON

    WAIT I HAVE 69 RN

    OH BTW YOU CAN HAVE ALL YOUR STARS BACK

    HERE'S SOME EXTRA APOLOGY STARS MAL ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

    i screenshotted the 69 followers so im all set now

    now everyone can follow me

    YAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY

    Anonymous

    IM NOT FOLLOWING YOU HOLD ON

    FROM THE SS YOU SENT LAST NIGHT YOU AINT FOLLOWING ANYONE (crazy btw)

    YEAH ALSO WHAT SS I DON'T REMEMBER TAKING ONE LMAO

    whys the flower look like that lmao

    BUT YIPPEEEEEE IM A FAVORITE

    It's cause im on pc lmao

    I KNOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE YELLOW

    MY WHOLE PROFILE IS YELLOWWWWW

    and 69 followers muahahahha

    YIIIIPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE

    I ATE NACHOS

    cus i didnt end up eating last night

    and at 2 i realized i hadnt eaten since 3 yesterday lmao

    Anonymous

    I had pasta for lunch

    WHAT KIND

    mal♡

    and at 2 i realized i hadnt eaten since 3 yesterday lmao

    YOU NEED TO EATTTTTT

    I ATE NACHOS

    in my contacts

    is lil' fusilli

    I was about to say fusillini lmfao

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    WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT YOUR COUSIN'S PENIS

    THATS THE JOKE

    IDEK WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

    THATS WHY ITS FUNNY

    NONONONO I AINT LOOKING THERE TRUST TRUST

    WEIRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    HE TOLD ME HE HAD A BIG DICK AND I SAID no i bet it looks like one of those tiny twisty pastas

    AND IT MADE HIM MAD CUS HE GETS MAD AT EVERYTHING SO NOW I DO IT TO MAKE HIM ANGRY

    WHY IS HE TELLING YOU THAT 😭

    CUS HES A 17 YEAR OLD BOY

    Anonymous

    FREAKY ASS COUSIN WTF

    bro one time

    he was talking to this one girl

    I WAS A 17 YEAR OLD BOY LESS THAN A YEAR AGO AND NEVER TOLD ANY OF MY COUSING ABOUT MY PENIS EVER

    cus she had a hot lesbian friend

    and he wanted to make her straight so shed date him

    Anonymous

    I WAS A 17 YEAR OLD BOY LESS THAN A YEAR AGO AND NEVER TOLD ANY OF MY COUSING ABOUT MY PENIS EVER

    CONGRATS YOURE MORE NORMAL THAN MY COUSIN

    HERES A COOKIE 🍪

    DE NADA MEIN FREUND

    mal♡

    and he wanted to make her straight so shed date him

    did it work

    hes not THAt attractive

    youd hafta be like super fine to do that

    mal♡

    hes not THAt attractive

    WHY ARE YOU CONTEMPLATING HOW ATTRACTIVE YOUR COUSIN IS

    Anonymous

    WHY ARE YOU CONTEMPLATING HOW ATTRACTIVE YOUR COUSIN IS

    IM NOT

    MY FRIENDS TELL ME HES NOT ATTRACTIVE

    FREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    MY PANTS ARE VERY MUCH NOT ON FIRE RIGHT NOW

    YES THEY ARE

    I JUST LIT THEM

    WHY ARE YOU MESSING WITH MY PANTS

    Anonymous

    WHY ARE YOU MESSING WITH MY PANTS

    WOAHHHHH TWSS

    THATS WHAT SHE SAID

    CAUSE YOURE TRYNA MESS WITH MY PANTS

    FRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    I LIT YO PANTS WITH A MATCH

    NOPE YOU DIDNT

    I SEE THE FIRE

    ITS NOT WORKING

    MY MOUTH IS GETTING SORE

    IS IT THE FIRE

    IS IT IN YOUR MOUTH

    THATS WHAT SHE SAID

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXACTLY

    WHY IS YOUR MOUTH HOT

    i don't have to answer that.

    BRO I WAS THINKING SPICY FOOD 😭

    YOU WERE THINKING OF SOMETHING DIABOLICAL

    NO I WASNT 😭😭😭😭

    IM NOT THAT NASTY BRO

    SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE

    YOU HAVE NO PROOF

    YOU CANT READ MY MIND

    BUT I CAN READ THE WORDS IN THAT SCREENSHOT!!!

    THAT DOESNT PROVE I WAS CONTEMPLATING IT

    YOU STATED THAT YOU "BET" IT LOOKS LIKE FUSILLI

    IT PROVES HE WAS

    THAT IMPLIES THAT YOU WERE IN FACT CONTEMPLATING IT

    I DIDNT CONTEMPLATE ANYTHING

    I DIDNT SIT THERE LIKE

    "hmmmm i wonder what shape it is hmmmm how big is it hmmmmm what does it look like hmmmmm hmmmmm hmmmm"

    I SAID FUSILLI

    NO CONTEMPLATION REQUIRED

    DONT MAKE ME SAY IT

    Anonymous

    FOR WHAT?

    SAYING IM FREAKY AND TALKING ABT MY COUSINS WEENIE

    mal♡

    SAYING IM FREAKY AND TALKING ABT MY COUSINS WEENIE

    YOU LITERALLY DID BOTH OF THOSE THINGS

    NONONO I WOULD NEVER

    IM BUT AN INNOCENT GIRL

    SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE

    i just kidding

    im short and silly

    and a goofy goober

    NO IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT

    I don't know what to say

    IMMMM SORRRY I CALLED YOU A BONUTCRACK

    IMMMM SORRY I BROKE YOUR HEARTTTT

    DONT BE CRESTFALLEN

    DONT BE MELANCHOLY

    IM SO SORRYYYYYYYY

    I CALLED YOU A BONUTCRACK

    do you like my song

    MY CREST IS SO FALLEN AND MY MELAN IS JUST SOOOOOOO CHOLY RN

    I WILL PICK UP YOUR FALLEN CREST THEN

    THERE I PICKED IT UP

    I LEFT IT AT YOUR DOOR

    I DON'T SEE A CREST ANYWHERE

    it was rlly heavy

    i worked rlly hard to pick it up

    YYYYYYIIIIIIIIPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    heres a cookie for your troubles 🍪

    ALR THEY'RE IN MY BIO NOW

    YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

    scroll to the bottom

    oh my fuck i didnt even read that what the hell

    mhm i walked away for a few mins to make food and went back to that

    Another New Blach

    Furry porn roleplays

    there needs to be like

    Matt's turned heavily to AI categorization on the site apparently

    enforced rules against rp in the community section

    like get a room ffs

    Anonymous

    Matt's turned heavily to AI categorization on the site apparently

    Ye he has

    mal♡

    enforced rules against rp in the community section

    Idk y. Like make specific posts yeah, but not during convos

    mal♡

    enforced rules against rp in the community section

    we used to have a set of rules

    I forgot what happened to those

    the only rp that should be allowed here is moonfucks ngl

    Another New Blach

    Idk y. Like make specific posts yeah, but not during convos

    and clearly title it to ppl know not to click on it to avoid the rp

    Anonymous

    the only rp that should be allowed here is moonfucks ngl

    frfrfr

    the best thing in the world

    Another New Blach

    What r moonfucks?

    If ONLY you knew

    especially when accompanied with cherry weed

    Anonymous

    I forgot what happened to those

    The rules were basically don't say the n word or ur banned, don't dox or ur banned and don't send porn or your banned

    Anonymous

    If ONLY you knew

    Ye that's y I'm asking. And what's w the cherry weed as well

    OMFG I REMEMBER THAT

    I WAS MOCKING ALPHA MALES AND IT TURNED INTO A RP

    DONT BRING BACK MY TRAUMA

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    Another New Blach

    Jake you can't beat me at wje ss

    probably not

    fr blach is the ss master

    I legit cannot find the original moon fuck

    neither can i

    why were there so many wje weddings

    mal♡
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    WHY DID I SAY THTA

    Anonymous

    WHY DID I SAY THTA

    BETTER QUESTION - WHY DID I EAT YOUR MONEY

    IMMA DO IT AGAIN

    Remember when wade made propaganda so he could win the horny competition

    this too lmfao

    I'm searching through every page to find the OG MF

    lmaooo the dedication is crazy

    its thundering here rn

    i hate thunder

    one time our basement almost flooded during a storm

    mine flooded once

    so me and my dad had to go out in the pouring rain

    and take all the water out of the stairwell outside

    and try to open the drain

    mine flooded which rlly sucked cus my bedroom is in the basement

    Anonymous

    and take all the water out of the stairwell outside

    noo thats so annoying bro

    mal♡

    mine flooded which rlly sucked cus my bedroom is in the basement

    oh noooooo!

    was everything alright after?

    ahuh some parts of my room had like 2 inches of water

    Anonymous

    was everything alright after?

    i mean a few things got destroyed but nothing important

    it's not good that it FLOODED

    But it's good nothing important was destroyed

    ahuhahuh lmao very good

    i woulda been upset if stuff got ruined

    frfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfr

    DR PEPPER IS NOT THAT BAD

    bro my downstairs bathroom has amazing acoustics for singing

    Anonymous

    DR PEPPER IS NOT THAT BAD

    IT DOES TASTE LIKE COUGH SYRUP

    mal♡

    bro my downstairs bathroom has amazing acoustics for singing

    DUDE I LOVE WHEN RANDOM ROOMS HAVE GREAT ACOUSTICS

    ME N MY OTHER FRIEND HAD THAT SAME CONVO A FEW MONTHS AGO

    mal♡

    IT DOES TASTE LIKE COUGH SYRUP

    IT DOES NOT

    Anonymous

    DUDE I LOVE WHEN RANDOM ROOMS HAVE GREAT ACOUSTICS

    IT MAKES SINGING SO MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE

    Anonymous

    IT DOES NOT

    YES IT DOES

    My school is in the town where dr pepper was invented

    There's a museum like a mile away

    ha now ik where you are

    BUT IT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE COUGH SYRUP

    mal♡

    ha now ik where you are

    I still have my plane ticket

    I DONT BELIEVE YOU

    Anonymous

    BUT IT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE COUGH SYRUP

    YES IT DOES

    Anonymous

    There's a museum like a mile away

    imma bomb it

    Apparently it's actually pretty lame

    then no one will be sad once its gone

    muahahhahhahha

    I'm getting close to the moon fuck

    feel the gravitational pull

    Found a page of you & wade roleplaying

    STOP I REMEMBER THAT CONVERSATION

    THAT WAS SO FUNNY

    SEN ME THAT POST

    IM PUTTING THAT LINK IN THE GOOGLE DOC

    ITS TOO GOOD

    YES VERY NICE

    we need to make a list on there of the best chats

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    MUAHAHAHAHHAA

    THAT SO SADDDDD

    Maybe one day the moon fuck will return

    As the prophecies have foretold

    It was a fun trip down memory lane at least!

    trueeeeeeeee

    this site has so many memories its insane

    Things were so fun back then when the site was teeming with activity

    it was awesome

    and then it got a little too chaotic

    and then people left and somehow it was MORE chaotic

    ahuh thats why i left for awhile lmao

    But things are pretty nice now

    its a good level of chaotic

    the amount of chaos before stressed me out

    I was so obsessed with being the perfect mod and solving everyone's problems lmao

    i woulda died if i was mod then

    All the mods just fought with each other it was the worst 😭

    i had so many ppl constantly yapping their problems to me and it was super annoying

    Dude the amount of posts I saw while I was looking back that were just "jaaaaake help me blah blah blah" was ATROCIOUS

    like every 2 seconds i was asked to go to some other website to talk privately and theyd all j be shit talking each other lmao

    jaaaake help me

    i hate everyone here

    no one understands me 😔

    my bf dumped me cus i cheated on him WHY WOULD HE DO THAT

    LIKE IM JUST A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL

    I DONT KNOW ANY BETTER

    I don't know HOW I didn't fail my junior year cause I was literally just online every chance I got

    bro i was online alllll the time and my grades slipped

    and then i got stressed w all the drama and left for AWHILE

    and then i came back and then it died and then i left again

    and now im back

    "Nobody really leaves wje"

    well some ppl did and it was a good thin

    some ppl were too much drama

    FRFRFRFRFRFRFR

    JUST DISCOVERED SOMETHING GENIUS

    YOURE A GENIUS

    CERTAINLY NOT AS GENIUS AS YOU

    I THINK YOUVE REACHED MY LEVEL OF GENIUS

    I DON'T THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE

    YOU'RE SIMPLY THE MOST GENIUS GENIUS THERE IS

    YOU JUST MADE IT POSSIBLE

    YOU THE MOST GENIUS GENIUS TO EVER GENIUS ON THIS EARTH

    YOU'RE SIMPLY THE SMARTEST AND SILLIEST THERE IS, HOW COULD I COMPARE?

    CUS YOURE A GENIUES GOOFY GOOBER

    BUT AM I ALSO GORGEOUS AND A SQUIRRELERFLY AND A SPOOKY GHOST?

    NO YOU ARE A GENIUS GOOFY GOOBER FINE ITALIAN SQUIRRELERFLY

    WHICH IS FAR BETTER

    ERM ACTUALLY YOU'RE JUST DESCRIBING YOURSELF SOOOOOOOOOOO

    NUH UH NUH UH

    AKSHULLY I WAS DESCRIBING YOU 🤓☝️

    JOKES ON YOU BECAUSE I AM ACTUALLY A MIRROR

    SO YOU WERE DESCRIBING YOURSELF

    BUT THAT MEANS I WAS DESCRIBING YOU TOO

    NO BECAUSE I WAS A MIRROR AND NOT A SQUIRRERFLY

    THEN YOURE A GENIUS GOOFY GOOBER FINE ITALIAN MIRROR

    AND YOU'RE A GENIUS SILLY GOOFY GOOBER FINE GORGEOUS ITALIAN SQUIRRELERFLY GHOST WOMAN

    AND YOURE ALL THAT TIME A THOUSAND MINUS THE WOMAN PART PLUS THE FINE ITALIAN MIRROR PART

    BUTTTTTTTT YOU'RE ALL THAT TIMES A *MILLION* PLUS THE WOMAN PART AND THE DETECTIVE PART BECAUSE I FORGOT THAT

    WELL YOURE ALL THAT TIMES MORE THAN YOU SAY THAT I AM

    WELL YOURE ALL THAT TIMES one hundred septseptuagintillion,

    I copied that from a website lmao

    Anonymous

    WELL YOURE ALL THAT TIMES one hundred septseptuagintillion,

    AND YOURE STILL MORE THAN ME

    Kayla💋💍💕

    asked me out

    is he hot

    is he an ass?

    mal♡

    AND YOURE STILL MORE THAN ME

    IT IS SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR THAT TO HAPPEN

    Kayla💋💍💕

    Cause I got a boyfriend 🤗

    OHHHH I SEE I SEE

    Anonymous

    IT IS SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR THAT TO HAPPEN

    NOPE

    Anonymous

    Hello Kayla the gayla

    Ima quote that in my bio thanks Jake

    Anonymous

    YES.

    SCIENTISTS MUST NOT HAVE DISCOVERED YOU YET THEN

    AND I DECLARE THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE

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    TO BE MORE OF A SILLY GOOFY GORGEOUS ITALIAN GENIUS SQUIRRELERFLY WOMAN THAN YOU

    Anonymous

    TO BE MORE OF A SILLY GOOFY GORGEOUS ITALIAN GENIUS SQUIRRELERFLY WOMAN THAN YOU

    FALSE

    Anonymous

    TRUE

    LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE AGAIN

    Kayla💋💍💕

    Byeeeeee my baddies stay safe and stay a baddie

    Bye baddie

    mal♡

    LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE AGAIN

    WHY ARE YOU MESSING WITH MY PANTS AGAIN

    YOURE GONNA RUN OUT OF PANTS IF YOU KEEP LYING

    Another New Blach
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    oh nice face rev

    YOU KEEP LYING

    Anonymous

    SO YOU AGREE

    IT WAS A SARCASTIC AHUH

    MUAHAHAHHAHAH

    It's ok cause deep down we ALL know you're the best

    NOPE I CANT BE THE BEST

    Anonymous

    It's ok cause deep down we ALL know you're the best

    Me.

    mal♡

    NOPE I CANT BE THE BEST

    ACTUALLY YOU CAN AND YOU ARE

    NO I CANT CUS YOURE HERE

    EVEN IF I'M HERE YOURE STILL THE BEST

    United Kingdom UK

    Me.

    the best brit to ever brit in the britting land of brits

    Anonymous

    EVEN IF I'M HERE YOURE STILL THE BEST

    NOPE INCORRECT EHHHH EHHH EHHHH (that was a buzzer sound)

    mal♡

    the best brit to ever brit in the britting land of brits

    Im britting all over the place

    United Kingdom UK

    Im britting all over the place

    ahuh ahuh

    Anonymous
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    THAT METER IS BROKEN

    BROKEN METER

    BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT YOU'RE THE BEST

    HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

    WE'RE BOTH THE BEST

    mal♡

    WE'RE BOTH THE BEST

    But youre SLIGHTLY BETTER

    ITS PERFECTLY EVEN

    YOU HAVE MORE SKILLS THAN ME

    AND YOURE OLDER

    SO I CANT BE A LITTLE BIT BETTER

    mal♡

    SO I CANT BE A LITTLE BIT BETTER

    ERM BUT YOU CAN

    mal♡

    YOU HAVE MORE SKILLS THAN ME

    I AM NOT GOOD AT ANY OF MY SKILLS

    AND YOURE BETTER THAN ME AT ALL THE SKILLS WE SHARE

    I ONLY SHARE ONE SKILL AND I AM NOT BETTER AT IT

    YOU CAN WRITE AND YOU CAN PLAY GUITAR AND YOU CAN APPARENTLY SING

    I CAN ONLY DO ONE OF THOSE THINGS RLLY WELL

    I GUARANTEE YOU'RE A BETTER SINGER AND I *KNOW* YOU CAN WRITE BETTER THAN ME

    IM A MEDIOCRE SINGER AT BEST

    AND YOURE FUNNIER AND COOLER

    THAT IS JUST A STRAIGHT UP LIE

    CUS YOURE THE COOLEST

    WITHOUT A DOUBT

    I CAN ASSURE YOU I AM NOT LYING

    AND THE FUNNIEST WND THE TALENTEDEST

    is my 11 brother the only one who still shits and pisses with the bathroom door open

    Anonymous

    NUH UH

    YEA

    mal♡

    is my 11 brother the only one who still shits and pisses with the bathroom door open

    Yes he is

    Anonymous

    Yes he is

    yours doesn’t do that 😭

    AND JUST THE BEST IN GENERAL

    NO IM ONLY GOOD AT 1 THING

    mal♡

    yours doesn’t do that 😭

    nope

    can we trade pls 😭😭😭😭

    mal♡

    NO IM ONLY GOOD AT 1 THING

    IF THAT THING IS BEING AMAZING AT EVERYTHING THEN YES YOU ARE GOOD AT THAT

    NO IM A WRITER AND THATS IT

    mal♡

    can we trade pls 😭😭😭😭

    Mine just sits in his room and plays fortnite all day 😭

    mal♡

    NO IM A WRITER AND THATS IT

    AND A SINGER

    IM NOT VERY GOOD AT IT THO

    I THINK IT'S REALLY COOL

    SO YOURE TALENTEDER

    MHMHMHMHHMHMHMMHHMHMGMHMHMHMHMHMHMHHMM

    I HAD TO CLAIM THAT I DO ALL THOSE THINGS TO BRING ME UP TO PAR WITH YOUR COOLNESS

    IM NOT GOOD AT ANY OF MY INTERESTS LMAO

    YOURE GOOD AT WRITING

    AND BEING SILLY

    AND BEING COOL

    ONLY SO THAT I CAN KEEP UP WITH YOU

    BEING AMAZING AT ALL THOSE THINGS

    I CANT PLAY AN INSTRUMENT

    AND ALSO YOU USED TO PLAY PIANO

    YEAH I CANT PLAY ANYMORE THO

    Anonymous

    GUESS WHAT

    CHICKEN BUTT

    I CANNOT PHYSICALLY PLAY THE PIANO ANYMORE EITHER

    SO I AM NOT BETTER THAN YOU AT THAT

    if we’re the same person

    that means we’re both the coolest

    SIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    YOU TRICKED ME

    HOW COULD YOUUUUUUUUU

    YOURE ALSO BETTER AT MAKING AMAZING APOLOGY SONGS

    YOUR APOLOGY SONG WAS TOP TIER

    how long are we gonna do this

    I WILL NEVER SUCCUMB TO SUCH LIES

    YOU WILL INDEED BOTH SUC AND CUMB TO THOSE LISE.

    how did i spell lies that badly

    Anonymous

    YOU WILL INDEED BOTH SUC AND CUMB TO THOSE LISE.

    FREAKY

    THAT'S ANOTHER THING YOU'RE BETTER AT

    THAT WAS HELLA FREAKY DUDE IDK

    WELL IM BAD AT BEING A MAN

    OKAY FAIR POINT THEY CANCEL OUT

    IM ALSO BAD AT BEING TALL

    OR EVEN JUST AVERAGE HEIGHT

    BUT YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT BEING SHORT AND SILLY

    WHICH THUS MAKES YOU VERY GOOD AT BEING COOL

    YOURE GOOD AT NOT BEING A MIDGET WHICH MAKES YOU ERY COOL

    i’m watching a show and one of my fav characters dies in the next episode

    i’m waiting to watch it til tn cus my mom will be home soon and she CANNOT walk in on my sobbing

    Anonymous

    What show?

    young sheldon

    I FUCKIN LOVE HIM

    I SAW A CLIP OF HIS DEATH BEFORE I EVEN GOT ATTACHED TO HIM AND IT MADE ME CRY

    IM NOT MENTALLY PREPARED FOR THIS

    IMMA BE HERE HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

    ...........................