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Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

🤣

aint nothing funny

what's funny is when i skin him and roll him in salt

it would be funny to see him writhe in agony as I prick his nerve

um so thats actually enough

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ik what a malady is dumbfuck

the real bitch is the posing trendhiking lie on legs

what does that even mean bro 😭

u listen to that music because it sounds good and because its popular

GabagoolMonsta

but none of it actually resonates with u

i assure you my music does

this is rich coming from someone who has no clue what the hell i been through or what the hell i listen to

consoling your little jakey as he suffers the horrors of college

GabagoolMonsta

aww whats the worst youve been through

huh oh well lets see

well first my mother passed away, then i got abused, then i tried to kms, then i had severe depressive episodes, oh in the meantime my dad went to jail multiple times, came home drunk all the time, didnt cook dinner for me, i ended up in a homeless shelter, i practically raised my infant brother.....

that abt sums most of it up

how about having your brother fuck skanks in front of you on a moldy flatbed every night until u want to gouge ur fucking ears out

mal 🌼

well first my mother passed away, then i got abused, then i tried to kms, then i had severe depressive episodes, oh in the meantime my dad went to jail multiple times, came home drunk all the time, didnt cook dinner for me, i ended up in a homeless shelter, i practically raised my infant brother.....

then why do u support jake who is the complete opposite of this

GabagoolMonsta

how about having your brother fuck skanks in front of you on a moldy flatbed every night until u want to gouge ur fucking ears out

how abt listening to you father fuck and then abuse random women

GabagoolMonsta

then why do u support jake who is the complete opposite of this

what do you even mean bro

maybe next time fucking ask before you judge someone

you never know what the fuck someones been through bitch

But im sick of seeing all these fucking poseurs

act like gods because they listen to music that they have no idea what it even entails

aint no one acting like that

theyre fucking up our identity and making it a trend

if what you been through is your identity then thats pathetic

mal 🌼

if what you been through is your identity then thats pathetic

are you retarded

sometimes ppl relate to the same exact thing for different reasons

not your whole ass identity

nto to mention you know the fact that the motherfucker you bootlick is a pedophile and dont even try to do anything about it

GabagoolMonsta

nto to mention you know the fact that the motherfucker you bootlick is a pedophile and dont even try to do anything about it

who tf am i "bootlicking"?

you gonna ban me now to protect him like the good golem you are

why do u think he's making this site so pandered for kids lately

despite it clearly originally being an adult website with adult jokes

and this is my cue to tune out and leave

mal 🌼

well first my mother passed away, then i got abused, then i tried to kms, then i had severe depressive episodes, oh in the meantime my dad went to jail multiple times, came home drunk all the time, didnt cook dinner for me, i ended up in a homeless shelter, i practically raised my infant brother.....

im just gonna say it now this sounds like a fucking wattpad fanfic

GabagoolMonsta

why do u think he's making this site so pandered for kids lately

Are you dagger

i hate all of you for allowing this piece of shit pedophile cesspit to thrive but i hate you even more for trying to be us

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im sure ur glad u dodged those stds from that whore donut

Stop harrassing random users with your tomfuckery to try and make yourself amount to some miniscule amount of anything

thats probably the most amount of trauma you've been through in ur entire life

GabagoolMonsta

im just gonna say it now this sounds like a fucking wattpad fanfic

damn i wish it was

All you are achieving is forever labelling yourself as a piece of shit

alternativeSymphony

Stop harrassing random users with your tomfuckery to try and make yourself amount to some miniscule amount of anything

i came back to troll and then saw this bullshittery

i banned him for saying f*ggot and harassing us

mal 🌼

i banned him for saying f*ggot and harassing us

This is why you're the best mod

and deleting the comment when he told me to try making him stfu

still got me cackling bro

ur nothing outside of this website

nothing but poseur pedophile defenders

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alternativeSymphony

Not entirely

Crazy

alternativeSymphony

LMFAO DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT SOUNDED COOL

What was there

alternativeSymphony

LMFAO DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT SOUNDED COOL

bros said that like 5 times

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alternativeSymphony

Who're you?

From the german site

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Anonymous

From the german site

My acc heres bubblegum

That was kind of my fault but I think I made amends with everyone after

alternativeSymphony

sorry we waged war on you guys that one time

we wage ward too much

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yeah i try to stay neutral whenever i can

mal 🌼

yeah i try to stay neutral whenever i can

Again, why you're such a great mod!

ive definitely failed to be neutral

alternativeSymphony

Again, why you're such a great mod!

tytyty

i havent done much tho lmao

As far as I know, you're the only mod here who is both competent and actively fulfilling the duties of a moderator properly

i need 3 more followers so i can have 69

HERE'S SOME EXTRA APOLOGY STARS MAL ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

i screenshotted the 69 followers so im all set now

now everyone can follow me

alternativeSymphony

IM NOT FOLLOWING YOU HOLD ON

FROM THE SS YOU SENT LAST NIGHT YOU AINT FOLLOWING ANYONE (crazy btw)

whys the flower look like that lmao

BUT YIPPEEEEEE IM A FAVORITE

MY WHOLE PROFILE IS YELLOWWWWW

and 69 followers muahahahha

YIIIIPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE

cus i didnt end up eating last night

and at 2 i realized i hadnt eaten since 3 yesterday lmao

alternativeSymphony

I had pasta for lunch

WHAT KIND

mal 🌼

and at 2 i realized i hadnt eaten since 3 yesterday lmao

YOU NEED TO EATTTTTT

alternativeSymphony

YOU NEED TO EATTTTTT

I ATE NACHOS

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IDEK WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

NONONONO I AINT LOOKING THERE TRUST TRUST

HE TOLD ME HE HAD A BIG DICK AND I SAID no i bet it looks like one of those tiny twisty pastas

AND IT MADE HIM MAD CUS HE GETS MAD AT EVERYTHING SO NOW I DO IT TO MAKE HIM ANGRY

CUS HES A 17 YEAR OLD BOY

alternativeSymphony

FREAKY ASS COUSIN WTF

bro one time

he was talking to this one girl

I WAS A 17 YEAR OLD BOY LESS THAN A YEAR AGO AND NEVER TOLD ANY OF MY COUSING ABOUT MY PENIS EVER

cus she had a hot lesbian friend

and he wanted to make her straight so shed date him

alternativeSymphony

I WAS A 17 YEAR OLD BOY LESS THAN A YEAR AGO AND NEVER TOLD ANY OF MY COUSING ABOUT MY PENIS EVER

CONGRATS YOURE MORE NORMAL THAN MY COUSIN

mal 🌼

and he wanted to make her straight so shed date him

did it work

hes not THAt attractive

youd hafta be like super fine to do that

mal 🌼

hes not THAt attractive

WHY ARE YOU CONTEMPLATING HOW ATTRACTIVE YOUR COUSIN IS

alternativeSymphony

WHY ARE YOU CONTEMPLATING HOW ATTRACTIVE YOUR COUSIN IS

IM NOT

MY FRIENDS TELL ME HES NOT ATTRACTIVE

alternativeSymphony

WHY ARE YOU MESSING WITH MY PANTS

WOAHHHHH TWSS

I LIT YO PANTS WITH A MATCH

BRO I WAS THINKING SPICY FOOD 😭

NO I WASNT 😭😭😭😭

THAT DOESNT PROVE I WAS CONTEMPLATING IT

I DIDNT CONTEMPLATE ANYTHING

I DIDNT SIT THERE LIKE

"hmmmm i wonder what shape it is hmmmm how big is it hmmmmm what does it look like hmmmmm hmmmmm hmmmm"

NO CONTEMPLATION REQUIRED

alternativeSymphony

FOR WHAT?

SAYING IM FREAKY AND TALKING ABT MY COUSINS WEENIE

mal 🌼

SAYING IM FREAKY AND TALKING ABT MY COUSINS WEENIE

YOU LITERALLY DID BOTH OF THOSE THINGS

IM BUT AN INNOCENT GIRL

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE

IMMMM SORRRY I CALLED YOU A BONUTCRACK

IMMMM SORRY I BROKE YOUR HEARTTTT

I CALLED YOU A BONUTCRACK

I WILL PICK UP YOUR FALLEN CREST THEN

I LEFT IT AT YOUR DOOR

i worked rlly hard to pick it up

YYYYYYIIIIIIIIPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

heres a cookie for your troubles 🍪

mhm i walked away for a few mins to make food and went back to that

Another New Blach

Furry porn roleplays

there needs to be like

enforced rules against rp in the community section

alternativeSymphony

Matt's turned heavily to AI categorization on the site apparently

Ye he has

mal 🌼

enforced rules against rp in the community section

Idk y. Like make specific posts yeah, but not during convos

mal 🌼

enforced rules against rp in the community section

we used to have a set of rules

Another New Blach

Idk y. Like make specific posts yeah, but not during convos

and clearly title it to ppl know not to click on it to avoid the rp

alternativeSymphony

the only rp that should be allowed here is moonfucks ngl

frfrfr

the best thing in the world

especially when accompanied with cherry weed

alternativeSymphony

I forgot what happened to those

The rules were basically don't say the n word or ur banned, don't dox or ur banned and don't send porn or your banned

alternativeSymphony

If ONLY you knew

Ye that's y I'm asking. And what's w the cherry weed as well

I WAS MOCKING ALPHA MALES AND IT TURNED INTO A RP

DONT BRING BACK MY TRAUMA

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fr blach is the ss master

why were there so many wje weddings

alternativeSymphony

WHY DID I SAY THTA

BETTER QUESTION - WHY DID I EAT YOUR MONEY

Remember when wade made propaganda so he could win the horny competition

lmaooo the dedication is crazy

its thundering here rn

mine flooded which rlly sucked cus my bedroom is in the basement

alternativeSymphony

and take all the water out of the stairwell outside

noo thats so annoying bro

mal 🌼

mine flooded which rlly sucked cus my bedroom is in the basement

oh noooooo!

ahuh some parts of my room had like 2 inches of water

alternativeSymphony

was everything alright after?

i mean a few things got destroyed but nothing important

ahuhahuh lmao very good

i woulda been upset if stuff got ruined

frfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfr

bro my downstairs bathroom has amazing acoustics for singing

alternativeSymphony

DR PEPPER IS NOT THAT BAD

IT DOES TASTE LIKE COUGH SYRUP

mal 🌼

bro my downstairs bathroom has amazing acoustics for singing

DUDE I LOVE WHEN RANDOM ROOMS HAVE GREAT ACOUSTICS

ME N MY OTHER FRIEND HAD THAT SAME CONVO A FEW MONTHS AGO

alternativeSymphony

DUDE I LOVE WHEN RANDOM ROOMS HAVE GREAT ACOUSTICS

IT MAKES SINGING SO MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE

alternativeSymphony

IT DOES NOT

YES IT DOES

ha now ik where you are

alternativeSymphony

BUT IT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE COUGH SYRUP

YES IT DOES

alternativeSymphony

There's a museum like a mile away

imma bomb it

then no one will be sad once its gone

feel the gravitational pull

STOP I REMEMBER THAT CONVERSATION

IM PUTTING THAT LINK IN THE GOOGLE DOC

we need to make a list on there of the best chats

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this site has so many memories its insane

Things were so fun back then when the site was teeming with activity

ahuh thats why i left for awhile lmao

its a good level of chaotic

the amount of chaos before stressed me out

I was so obsessed with being the perfect mod and solving everyone's problems lmao

i woulda died if i was mod then

i had so many ppl constantly yapping their problems to me and it was super annoying

Dude the amount of posts I saw while I was looking back that were just "jaaaaake help me blah blah blah" was ATROCIOUS

like every 2 seconds i was asked to go to some other website to talk privately and theyd all j be shit talking each other lmao

no one understands me 😔

my bf dumped me cus i cheated on him WHY WOULD HE DO THAT

LIKE IM JUST A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL

I DONT KNOW ANY BETTER

I don't know HOW I didn't fail my junior year cause I was literally just online every chance I got

bro i was online alllll the time and my grades slipped

and then i got stressed w all the drama and left for AWHILE

and then i came back and then it died and then i left again

well some ppl did and it was a good thin

some ppl were too much drama

I THINK YOUVE REACHED MY LEVEL OF GENIUS

YOU JUST MADE IT POSSIBLE

YOU THE MOST GENIUS GENIUS TO EVER GENIUS ON THIS EARTH

YOU'RE SIMPLY THE SMARTEST AND SILLIEST THERE IS, HOW COULD I COMPARE?

CUS YOURE A GENIUES GOOFY GOOBER

NO YOU ARE A GENIUS GOOFY GOOBER FINE ITALIAN SQUIRRELERFLY

AKSHULLY I WAS DESCRIBING YOU 🤓☝️

BUT THAT MEANS I WAS DESCRIBING YOU TOO

THEN YOURE A GENIUS GOOFY GOOBER FINE ITALIAN MIRROR

AND YOU'RE A GENIUS SILLY GOOFY GOOBER FINE GORGEOUS ITALIAN SQUIRRELERFLY GHOST WOMAN

AND YOURE ALL THAT TIME A THOUSAND MINUS THE WOMAN PART PLUS THE FINE ITALIAN MIRROR PART

BUTTTTTTTT YOU'RE ALL THAT TIMES A *MILLION* PLUS THE WOMAN PART AND THE DETECTIVE PART BECAUSE I FORGOT THAT

WELL YOURE ALL THAT TIMES MORE THAN YOU SAY THAT I AM

alternativeSymphony

WELL YOURE ALL THAT TIMES one hundred septseptuagintillion,

AND YOURE STILL MORE THAN ME

Kayla💋💍💕

asked me out

is he hot

mal 🌼

AND YOURE STILL MORE THAN ME

IT IS SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR THAT TO HAPPEN

Kayla💋💍💕

Cause I got a boyfriend 🤗

OHHHH I SEE I SEE

alternativeSymphony

IT IS SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR THAT TO HAPPEN

NOPE

alternativeSymphony

Hello Kayla the gayla

Ima quote that in my bio thanks Jake

alternativeSymphony

YES.

SCIENTISTS MUST NOT HAVE DISCOVERED YOU YET THEN

mal 🌼

SCIENTISTS MUST NOT HAVE DISCOVERED YOU YET THEN

I AM THE SCIENTISTS

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TO BE MORE OF A SILLY GOOFY GORGEOUS ITALIAN GENIUS SQUIRRELERFLY WOMAN THAN YOU

alternativeSymphony

TO BE MORE OF A SILLY GOOFY GORGEOUS ITALIAN GENIUS SQUIRRELERFLY WOMAN THAN YOU

FALSE

alternativeSymphony

TRUE

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE AGAIN

Kayla💋💍💕

Byeeeeee my baddies stay safe and stay a baddie

Bye baddie

mal 🌼

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE AGAIN

WHY ARE YOU MESSING WITH MY PANTS AGAIN

YOURE GONNA RUN OUT OF PANTS IF YOU KEEP LYING

Another New Blach
Image

oh nice face rev

alternativeSymphony

SO YOU AGREE

IT WAS A SARCASTIC AHUH

NOPE I CANT BE THE BEST

alternativeSymphony

It's ok cause deep down we ALL know you're the best

Me.

NO I CANT CUS YOURE HERE

United Kingdom UK

Me.

the best brit to ever brit in the britting land of brits

alternativeSymphony

EVEN IF I'M HERE YOURE STILL THE BEST

NOPE INCORRECT EHHHH EHHH EHHHH (that was a buzzer sound)

mal 🌼

the best brit to ever brit in the britting land of brits

Im britting all over the place

United Kingdom UK

Im britting all over the place

ahuh ahuh

alternativeSymphony
Image

THAT METER IS BROKEN

YOU HAVE MORE SKILLS THAN ME

SO I CANT BE A LITTLE BIT BETTER

mal 🌼

YOU HAVE MORE SKILLS THAN ME

I AM NOT GOOD AT ANY OF MY SKILLS

I ONLY SHARE ONE SKILL AND I AM NOT BETTER AT IT

YOU CAN WRITE AND YOU CAN PLAY GUITAR AND YOU CAN APPARENTLY SING

I CAN ONLY DO ONE OF THOSE THINGS RLLY WELL

I GUARANTEE YOU'RE A BETTER SINGER AND I *KNOW* YOU CAN WRITE BETTER THAN ME

IM A MEDIOCRE SINGER AT BEST

AND YOURE FUNNIER AND COOLER

AND THE FUNNIEST WND THE TALENTEDEST

is my 11 brother the only one who still shits and pisses with the bathroom door open

alternativeSymphony

NUH UH

YEA

mal 🌼

is my 11 brother the only one who still shits and pisses with the bathroom door open

Yes he is

alternativeSymphony

Yes he is

yours doesn’t do that 😭

NO IM ONLY GOOD AT 1 THING

alternativeSymphony

nope

can we trade pls 😭😭😭😭

mal 🌼

NO IM ONLY GOOD AT 1 THING

IF THAT THING IS BEING AMAZING AT EVERYTHING THEN YES YOU ARE GOOD AT THAT

alternativeSymphony

IF THAT THING IS BEING AMAZING AT EVERYTHING THEN YES YOU ARE GOOD AT THAT

NO IM A WRITER AND THATS IT

mal 🌼

can we trade pls 😭😭😭😭

Mine just sits in his room and plays fortnite all day 😭

IM NOT VERY GOOD AT IT THO

MHMHMHMHHMHMHMMHHMHMGMHMHMHMHMHMHMHHMM

I HAD TO CLAIM THAT I DO ALL THOSE THINGS TO BRING ME UP TO PAR WITH YOUR COOLNESS

I CANT PLAY AN INSTRUMENT

YEAH I CANT PLAY ANYMORE THO

alternativeSymphony

GUESS WHAT

CHICKEN BUTT

if we’re the same person

that means we’re both the coolest

SIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOURE ALSO BETTER AT MAKING AMAZING APOLOGY SONGS

YOUR APOLOGY SONG WAS TOP TIER

I WILL NEVER SUCCUMB TO SUCH LIES

alternativeSymphony

YOU WILL INDEED BOTH SUC AND CUMB TO THOSE LISE.

FREAKY

THAT WAS HELLA FREAKY DUDE IDK

WELL IM BAD AT BEING A MAN

IM ALSO BAD AT BEING TALL

OR EVEN JUST AVERAGE HEIGHT

YOURE GOOD AT NOT BEING A MIDGET WHICH MAKES YOU ERY COOL

i’m watching a show and one of my fav characters dies in the next episode

i’m waiting to watch it til tn cus my mom will be home soon and she CANNOT walk in on my sobbing

alternativeSymphony

What show?

young sheldon

I SAW A CLIP OF HIS DEATH BEFORE I EVEN GOT ATTACHED TO HIM AND IT MADE ME CRY

IM NOT MENTALLY PREPARED FOR THIS

IMMA BE HERE HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

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