New Chat

anyone there

🤣

aint nothing funny

uh

so

no

why

cus nothings funny

um so thats actually enough

well im saying it is

ik what a malady is dumbfuck

ok buddy

idfk

exactly what bitch

what does that even mean bro 😭

to what music bro

i assure you my music does

this is rich coming from someone who has no clue what the hell i been through or what the hell i listen to

do yall know who filian is?

huh oh well lets see

well first my mother passed away, then i got abused, then i tried to kms, then i had severe depressive episodes, oh in the meantime my dad went to jail multiple times, came home drunk all the time, didnt cook dinner for me, i ended up in a homeless shelter, i practically raised my infant brother.....

yeah

that abt sums most of it up

how abt listening to you father fuck and then abuse random women

what do you even mean bro

yeah thanks bro

maybe next time fucking ask before you judge someone

you never know what the fuck someones been through bitch

aint no one acting like that

if what you been through is your identity then thats pathetic

sometimes ppl relate to the same exact thing for different reasons

yes, a factor

not your whole ass identity

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rej7qU8Twuc

WHAT KIND OF ASSFUCKERY IS GOING ON HERE

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ON

who tf am i "bootlicking"?

LMFAO MATT?

ohhhhh spookyyyyyyy

ooOOOooOoOOOooOooOoo

no im not

and this is my cue to tune out and leave

nice chat bro

cya

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaBD2TekKO0

Are you dagger

like

You're literally acting just like him

but less competent

You're like dagger if he was missing a chromosone

Dagger Jr? Lynx? Is that you?

sure fuckin sounds like it

Stop harrassing random users with your tomfuckery to try and make yourself amount to some miniscule amount of anything

damn i wish it was

All you are achieving is forever labelling yourself as a piece of shit

Who actually are you cause you genuinely feel so familiar

LMFAO HE'S BANNED

lmao

i banned him for saying f*ggot and harassing us

is that so

This is why you're the best mod

tyty

and deleting the comment when he told me to try making him stfu

still got me cackling bro

ur nothing outside of this website

*You're

nothing but poseur pedophile defenders

What are you outside of this website?

Wait this site isnt dead?

Not entirely

LMFAO DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT SOUNDED COOL

Crazy

What was there

bros said that like 5 times

Who're you?

"to you i may as well be god"

LMAO

From the german site

My acc heres bubblegum

Oh cool

Welcome welcome

Thxx

sorry we waged war on you guys that one time

Its okayy

Yall are chill

lmaoo

That was kind of my fault but I think I made amends with everyone after

we wage ward too much

wars*

True

I remember you being pretty neutral though

Which is why we wanted you to be a mod lol

yeah i try to stay neutral whenever i can

Its difficult sometimes

ahuh ahuh fs

Again, why you're such a great mod!

Wait ill do an new acc

ive definitely failed to be neutral

tytyty

i havent done much tho lmao

As far as I know, you're the only mod here who is both competent and actively fulfilling the duties of a moderator properly

tyty i try my best

Done

hii

Hellooo

i need 3 more followers so i can have 69

lmao

2 more

yippee

nICE

WAIR

WAIT

WAIT

IM NOT FOLLOWING YOU HOLD ON

WAIT I HAVE 69 RN

IM SO COOL

I had to unfollow

OH BTW YOU CAN HAVE ALL YOUR STARS BACK

your welcome

Congratss

HERE'S SOME EXTRA APOLOGY STARS MAL ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

TYYYYYYY

i screenshotted the 69 followers so im all set now

now everyone can follow me

jkjk

WWWW

YAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY

FROM THE SS YOU SENT LAST NIGHT YOU AINT FOLLOWING ANYONE (crazy btw)

YEAH ALSO WHAT SS I DON'T REMEMBER TAKING ONE LMAO

OF ME

SAYING

SILLY STUFF

OHHHHHHHHHH

THERE SEE

YOU'RE MY FAVORITE NOW

YAY

whys the flower look like that lmao

BUT YIPPEEEEEE IM A FAVORITE

It's cause im on pc lmao

I KNOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE YELLOW

MY WHOLE PROFILE IS YELLOWWWWW

YESSSSSSSSS

YIPPEEEEEEE

LELLOW

WOOHOOOOOO

YIPPEE

LELLOW

and 69 followers muahahahha

YEWWOW

WEWWOW

WOWWEY

YIIIIPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE

I ATE NACHOS

cus i didnt end up eating last night

GASP

I had pasta for lunch

and at 2 i realized i hadnt eaten since 3 yesterday lmao

Like the Italian I am

WHAT KIND

YOU NEED TO EATTTTTT

I ATE NACHOS

UHHHHH

THE REAL TWISTY ONES

OOOOOOO

FUSILLI???

YES

YES IT WAS FUSILLI

in my contacts

my cousin

is lil' fusilli

I was about to say fusillini lmfao

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT YOUR COUSIN'S PENIS

IM NOT

UH

THATS THE JOKE

THEN HOW WOULD YOU KNOW

IDEK WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

THATS WHY ITS FUNNY

UHHHHHH

SUS

NONONONO I AINT LOOKING THERE TRUST TRUST

UH HUH

BUT BUT

YOURE

TRUSTTTTT

CONTEMPLATING IT

NO

AND THINKING ABOUT IT

ICK

NO

WEIRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

HE TOLD ME HE HAD A BIG DICK AND I SAID no i bet it looks like one of those tiny twisty pastas

AND IT MADE HIM MAD CUS HE GETS MAD AT EVERYTHING SO NOW I DO IT TO MAKE HIM ANGRY

WHY IS HE TELLING YOU THAT 😭

FREAKY ASS COUSIN WTF

CUS HES A 17 YEAR OLD BOY

bro one time

he was talking to this one girl

I WAS A 17 YEAR OLD BOY LESS THAN A YEAR AGO AND NEVER TOLD ANY OF MY COUSING ABOUT MY PENIS EVER

cus she had a hot lesbian friend

and he wanted to make her straight so shed date him

CONGRATS YOURE MORE NORMAL THAN MY COUSIN

HERES A COOKIE 🍪

THANK YOU

DE NADA MEIN FREUND

did it work

no lmao

hes not THAt attractive

Figures

youd hafta be like super fine to do that

WHY ARE YOU CONTEMPLATING HOW ATTRACTIVE YOUR COUSIN IS

FREAKYYYYYYYYYYYYY

IM NOT

MY FRIENDS TELL ME HES NOT ATTRACTIVE

FREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

NONONONONO

UH HUH UH HUH

LIAR

LIAR!

PANTS

ON

FIRE

MY PANTS ARE VERY MUCH NOT ON FIRE RIGHT NOW

YES THEY ARE

NO

I JUST LIT THEM

WHY ARE YOU MESSING WITH MY PANTS

FREAKYYYYYYYYYYYY

WOAHHHHH TWSS

WHAT?

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

OHHHHHHHHH

NO THATS WHY I SAID

CAUSE YOURE TRYNA MESS WITH MY PANTS

FRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I LIT YO PANTS WITH A MATCH

WELL I BLEW IT OUT

YOU HEAR ME MAL?

I BLEW THAT STICK

NOPE YOU DIDNT

I SEE THE FIRE

UH NO

IM STILL BLOWING

ITS NOT WORKING

MY MOUTH IS GETTING SORE

NONONONO

😭😭😭

IS IT THE FIRE

NO I BLEW THE FIRE OUT

IS IT IN YOUR MOUTH

IT IS LITERALLY

INSIDE

MY MOUTH

TOO HOT

ITS SO HOT

AND IT'S IN MY MOUTH

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXACTLY

WHY IS YOUR MOUTH HOT

i don't have to answer that.

BRO I WAS THINKING SPICY FOOD 😭

LIESSSSSSSS

YOU WERE THINKING OF SOMETHING DIABOLICAL

NO I WASNT 😭😭😭😭

YEAH SUUUUUURE

IM NOT THAT NASTY BRO

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE

SAYS THE ONE

WHO WAS CONTEMPLATING

HER COUSIN'S

I WAS NOT

FUSILLI SHAPED

WEENIE!

I WAS NOT.

YOU HAVE NO PROOF

UH

I DO

NO

YOU CANT READ MY MIND

BUT I CAN READ THE WORDS IN THAT SCREENSHOT!!!

THAT DOESNT PROVE I WAS CONTEMPLATING IT

UM YES IT DOES

NO

YOU STATED THAT YOU "BET" IT LOOKS LIKE FUSILLI

IT PROVES HE WAS

THAT IMPLIES THAT YOU WERE IN FACT CONTEMPLATING IT

I DIDNT CONTEMPLATE ANYTHING

I DIDNT SIT THERE LIKE

"hmmmm i wonder what shape it is hmmmm how big is it hmmmmm what does it look like hmmmmm hmmmmm hmmmm"

I SAID FUSILLI

THATS ALL

NO CONTEMPLATION REQUIRED

NO.

OH YEAH.

DONT MAKE ME SAY IT

dont you dare

BO

NO

NUT

NOOOOOOO

APOLOGIZE

FOR WHAT?

CR

>:(

SAYING IM FREAKY AND TALKING ABT MY COUSINS WEENIE

A

YOU LITERALLY DID BOTH OF THOSE THINGS

NONONO I WOULD NEVER

IM BUT AN INNOCENT GIRL

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE

C

GO ON

FINISH IT

SEE WHAT HAPPENS

i cant 😔

exactly

muahahaha

TRICKED YOU

K

...

i just kidding

d...did you just

im short and silly

and a goofy goober

NO IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT

NO

I

IM SORRY

I don't know what to say

my heart

its

IMMMM SORRRY I CALLED YOU A BONUTCRACK

IMMMM SORRY I BROKE YOUR HEARTTTT

broken 💔

DONT BE CRESTFALLEN

DONT BE MELANCHOLY

IM SO SORRYYYYYYYY

I CALLED YOU A BONUTCRACK

do you like my song

MY CREST IS SO FALLEN AND MY MELAN IS JUST SOOOOOOO CHOLY RN

I WILL PICK UP YOUR FALLEN CREST THEN

THERE I PICKED IT UP

WHERE IS IT

I LEFT IT AT YOUR DOOR

I DON'T SEE A CREST ANYWHERE

it was rlly heavy

i worked rlly hard to pick it up

hmmmm

fine

apology accepted

YYYYYYIIIIIIIIPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

heres a cookie for your troubles 🍪

THANK YOU

I have 2 cookies now

yayayayayay

ALR THEY'RE IN MY BIO NOW

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

YIPPEEEEEE

Hey

Guys

Sup

hey

blach

hi black

Y is there a new chat?

What happened to the other one

go look

worstjokesever.com/community/p/i-win-16

scroll to the bottom

Ahh

Yes

mhm

Furry porn roleplays

oh my fuck i didnt even read that what the hell

Nothing better

mhm i walked away for a few mins to make food and went back to that

BRO

what

Does this 16 at the end mean it'd the 16th I win post?

I believe so

wait maybe

there needs to be like

Matt's turned heavily to AI categorization on the site apparently

enforced rules against rp in the community section

like get a room ffs

Ye he has

Idk y. Like make specific posts yeah, but not during convos

we used to have a set of rules

I forgot what happened to those

the only rp that should be allowed here is moonfucks ngl

and clearly title it to ppl know not to click on it to avoid the rp

frfrfr

What r moonfucks?

the best thing in the world

If ONLY you knew

especially when accompanied with cherry weed

The rules were basically don't say the n word or ur banned, don't dox or ur banned and don't send porn or your banned

And they were more of a set of guidelines

ahuh

Ye that's y I'm asking. And what's w the cherry weed as well

OMFG I REMEMBER THAT

I WAS MOCKING ALPHA MALES AND IT TURNED INTO A RP

Jake you can't beat me at wje ss

DONT BRING BACK MY TRAUMA

worstjokesever.com/memes/p/sudden-lesbian-declaration lookit mine!!!

I gtg ttyl

cya

probably not

fr blach is the ss master

I legit cannot find the original moon fuck

neither can i

why were there so many wje weddings

Dude I have no clue

lmfao

WHY DID I SAY THTA

LMAO

BETTER QUESTION - WHY DID I EAT YOUR MONEY

IDK

IMMA DO IT AGAIN

MUAHAHAHAH

Remember when wade made propaganda so he could win the horny competition

yes

maid wade

YESSSS

this too lmfao

I'm searching through every page to find the OG MF

lmaooo the dedication is crazy

its thundering here rn

Woahhhh really?

I love thunderstorms

i hate thunder

aww

one time our basement almost flooded during a storm

mine flooded once

so me and my dad had to go out in the pouring rain

with buckets

noooo

and take all the water out of the stairwell outside

and try to open the drain

mine flooded which rlly sucked cus my bedroom is in the basement

noo thats so annoying bro

oh noooooo!

was everything alright after?

ahuh some parts of my room had like 2 inches of water

i mean a few things got destroyed but nothing important

Oh that's good

I mean

it's not good that it FLOODED

But it's good nothing important was destroyed

ahuhahuh lmao very good

i woulda been upset if stuff got ruined

Frrrr

frfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfr

DR PEPPER IS NOT THAT BAD

bro my downstairs bathroom has amazing acoustics for singing

IT DOES TASTE LIKE COUGH SYRUP

DUDE I LOVE WHEN RANDOM ROOMS HAVE GREAT ACOUSTICS

ME N MY OTHER FRIEND HAD THAT SAME CONVO A FEW MONTHS AGO

IT DOES NOT