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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy. This meme is funny because it's a super blunt statement, right? "Now I'm a lesbian." It's like, no big explanation, no big coming-out story, just 'BAM!' new identity. You probably think everything needs a dramatic backstory, but sometimes things just... are. People change, they figure stuff out, and sometimes they just casually drop it on social media like it's no big deal. That's the 'observational' part, you thick-skulled individual. The 'anti-humor' comes from the lack of a punchline; the abruptness *is* the joke because it subverts expectations of how such an announcement might be made. You're probably sitting there, still trying to find the setup for a knock-knock joke. Typical.

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I THOUGHT YOU WERE SCARED OF THEM

BE CONSISTENT

THAT'S WHY I MARRIED YOUR "FATHER"

GAH

HOW'S THAT FOR CONSISTENCY

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

WHY DO YOU LOVE WOMEN IF YOURE SCARED OF THEM

MAKE UP YOUR MIND

YOU'RE MY CHILD I'LL GROUND YOU FOR ASKING THESE QUESTIONS

NO MOM

IM A BIG GIRL

AND I LIVE FAR AWAY

YOU CAN DO SHIT

ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY

AND NOT IN A FREAKY WAY.

IM WAITING

Anonymous

AND NOT IN A FREAKY WAY.

sure sure sure

Anonymous
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WHY DONT YOU HAVE A NAME???????

mal

IM WAITING

GOOD CAUSE IT'S LIKE A 7 HOUR FLIGHT

mal

WHY DONT YOU HAVE A NAME???????

A WOMAN OF MY LESBIANITY NEEDS NOT SUCH LABELS

Anonymous

GOOD CAUSE IT'S LIKE A 7 HOUR FLIGHT

HURRY UP TELL THE PILOT TO FLY FASTER

Anonymous

A WOMAN OF MY LESBIANITY NEEDS NOT SUCH LABELS

LIES

mal

HURRY UP TELL THE PILOT TO FLY FASTER

OH SO NOW YOU WANT ME TO COME

WELL NOW YOU'RE *NOT* GETTING GROUNDED

REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY YO AHH

Anonymous

OH SO NOW YOU WANT ME TO COME

NUH UH

I WOULD HAAAATE THAT

DONT COME

reverse psychology again muahaha

mal

DONT COME

YEAH WELL GUESS WHAT NOW IM COMING AGAIN

OH NOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

YEAH WELL GUESS WHAT NOW IM COMING AGAIN

THATS NAUGHTY

STOP IT

YOU

BONUTCRACK

STOP CUMMING

mal

STOP CUMMING

I SAW THAT

a bonutcrack

Anonymous

I SAW THAT

uh no you didn’t……

wrong

you’re colorblind

youre being a real bonutcrack right now

mal

you’re colorblind

SO ARE YOUUUUUUUUUU

Anonymous

youre being a real bonutcrack right now

HEY WHAT THE FUCK MAN

TOO FAR BRO

THAT RLLY HURT MY HEART

Anonymous

SO ARE YOUUUUUUUUUU

NOT AS BADLY THOOOOO

HOW COULD YOU

NO WAIT PLEASE FORGIVE ME

I AM *NOT* A BONUTCRACK

I TAKE IT BACK NO YOU ARE NOT

Anonymous

NO WAIT PLEASE FORGIVE ME

IDK IF I CAN

THAT WAS SO MESN

😢

IM SO SORRY 🙏🙏🙏

THIS PLAYDATE IS OVER

🧎‍♂️THIS IS ME DOWN ON MY KNEES APOLOGIZING

mal

THIS PLAYDATE IS OVER

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mal

THIS PLAYDATE IS OVER

(if you get that reference then you’re my favorite person ever)

cannot type for the life of me

RLLY

RLLY RLLY RLLY

WHAAAAAAAAT OMGOMGOMG

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME WHEN I SAY THAT

THEY LIKE

but we aren’t on a playdate

LIKE UGH

So where are you gonna go now?

ALASKA

THATS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

ITS SO FUNNY

YES

no i ALMOST forgive you for calling me a bonutcrack

AW MAN IM SO CLOSE TO TOTAL FORGIVENESS

SO CLOSE

WITH ACHIEVING FORGIVENESS

SO CLOSEEEEEE

GAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that sounds like mr krabbs laugh

LMAOOOO

This has been, without a doubt, the greatest conversation I have ever had

LIKE IN WHAT KIND OF A CONVERSATION DO PEOPLE INVENT THE WORD "BONUTCRACK"

IDEK

Anonymous

This has been, without a doubt, the greatest conversation I have ever had

ME TOO

MY FACE HURTS FROM LAUGHING

I bet asshley hurts more from all that rolling around she's had to do 😭

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i think she’s even rounder than before now

All that rolling smoothed her out

like one of those rock tumbler thingies

MY GRANDMA USES THOSR

AHUH

My grandma's so cool she makes all these little artsy craft things

my other grandma is less cool cause she's an alcoholic who disowned the entire family basically

oh damn

Anonymous

My grandma's so cool she makes all these little artsy craft things

that’s cool!

Anonymous

my other grandma is less cool cause she's an alcoholic who disowned the entire family basically

one of my grandmas overdosed a few years ago

and all i said when i found out was “ofc she did”

BUT LIKE

I WASNT SURPRISED

AT ALL

MY WHOLE BIO FAM IS FUCKED UP

ITS OK THO

LEAST IM

NOT RLLY

FUCKED UP

YET

jkjk

i won’t be a fuck up

YIPPEEEEEE

WOOOOP WOOOOOP

YEEEEEEEHAW 🤠🤠🤠🤠

damn my phone turns off in 8 mins

that’s rlly rude

NOOOOOOOOOOO

SADNESS AND DEPRESSION

HOW WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO MOVE ON

🥀💔🖤⛓️😭🔫🔪🗡️

Anonymous

HOW WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO MOVE ON

IDK MAN

MY EPICNESS WILL BE GONE TIL TMRW

IDK IF I CAN MAKE IT THAT LONG

WITHOUT ALL THAT EPICNESS

OH NO MAKE IT TIL TMRW

Anonymous

IT'LL BE SO HARD

(i generally have that affect)

NO

FUCK MY THING WOULDNY LOAD SO I COULD DELEYE IT

NOOOOOOO FUCK

Anonymous
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HOLY TABS BRO

SORRY IT'S FROM SCHOOL EARLIER

LMAOOOO

time's almost up 😔😔😔

noooooo

we gonna be so lonely

⛓️💔🥀🗡️🔪☹️🔫🔫

frfrfr

GOODNIGHT

TALK TMRW

SLEEP GOOOOOD

THANK YOU YOU TOOOOO :)))

YUPPEE

😴

THAY BETTER BE YOU SOON

mal

THAY BETTER BE YOU SOON

I PINKY PROMISE

BYEEEEEEEEWE

Anonymous

I PINKY PROMISE

YOU TOO GET SOME SLEEP

he ain;t a lesbian. he gay