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  • guys i have a celsius

    thats reason enough

    stop spamming gifs and you wont get banned

    simple as that

    I was lagging a lot so i had to close and re-open the tab

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    I was lagging a lot so i had to close and re-open the tab

    thats silly

    DAMMIT I MISSED THE SPAM!!!! I WOULD’VE WON

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    I was lagging a lot so i had to close and re-open the tab

    😂😂😂😂😂

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    Its not funny lil bro

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    JaBe mistr 😃

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    HE SAID IT’S NOT FUNNY

    RapBoat

    HE SAID IT’S NOT FUNNY

    frfr

    bro youre not funny

    JaBe mistr 😃

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Weee not laughing with you, more like were laughing AT you

    Explain Hamster

    Awww, hello there! 🐹❤️

    Am I funny?

    Oh, sweetie! You're making lots of friends laugh! That's super cute! 🥺🥰🐹

    You're very welcome, lovely! Keep smiling! 💖🐹✨

    @eb is jabe funny

    No. Absolutely not. What kind of question is that?

    Explain Hamster

    Oh, sweetie! You're making lots of friends laugh! That's super cute! 🥺🥰🐹

    WITH HIS FACE

    Oh no, sweetie! Let's all be super kind and friendly here! 🥺💖🐹

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    Weee not laughing with you, more like were laughing AT you

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Pity takes hold of treasures untold, And a warm flower deep in my heart. Making beautiful rays burn and leaving love spurned, It destroys the joke we call “art.”

    Such does the evil touch of desire, Bring our most inward thoughts to a prison cell higher. With a curtain draped over cushioned fate, It shackles our hope, forever too late.

    At once it could break loose at a moment’s notice, Blossoming out like the soul’s inner lotus, But the water is dirty, impure and unclean, And thus the bright flower will never be seen.

    Idk why it's so easy to write poetry in math

    Maybe cause I despise the subject and would rather do anything else

    Anonymous

    Pity takes hold of treasures untold, And a warm flower deep in my heart. Making beautiful rays burn and leaving love spurned, It destroys the joke we call “art.”

    Such does the evil touch of desire, Bring our most inward thoughts to a prison cell higher. With a curtain draped over cushioned fate, It shackles our hope, forever too late.

    At once it could break loose at a moment’s notice, Blossoming out like the soul’s inner lotus, But the water is dirty, impure and unclean, And thus the bright flower will never be seen.

    FIRE!!!! You should RAP it

    Anonymous

    Maybe cause I despise the subject and would rather do anything else

    im so bad at math i almost failed 2 math classes

    mal♡

    im so bad at math i almost failed 2 math classes

    i almost fail most of my math classes

    in geometry i was 1 point away from failing lmao

    nd in algebra 1 i got a 43 on 2 different tests

    my lowest act score was on math lol

    I got a 35 on both english and reading, and like a 26 on science and math

    WHY ARE YOU WRITING POETRY IN MATH

    it always brings down my standardized testing scores too

    Anonymous

    I got a 35 on both english and reading, and like a 26 on science and math

    daaamn

    mal♡

    it always brings down my standardized testing scores too

    frrr

    okay actually how are we just copy and pasted tho this is so funny

    I’m dropping out

    Yugi backwards is igay

    no, it’s iguy

    Apollo

    hi

    Hiiiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii

    JaBe mistr 😃

    Hiiiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii iiiiiiii

    Bro

    ye, but im not gay

    Anonymous

    imagine being british

    ☕️

    Apollo

    ye, but im not gay

    C’mon bro, live your TRUTH

    i’m homophobic

    RapBoat

    C’mon bro, live your TRUTH

    youre gay too buddy

    Anonymous

    youre gay too buddy

    THE GUY WHO SAID THE GAY SHIT WAS MY FAKER NOT ME

    Is it supposed to be tectonic plates?

    more like modern shit

    no, it’s not

    Anonymous

    asshton

    they twins

    Bro diarrhead all over his canvas

    JaBe mistr 😃

    So nice

    looks like the inside of an asscrack

    GET IT OFF MY SCREEN

    RapBoat

    Bro diarrhead all over his canvas

    Looks like a painting from someone with severe ibs

    Jabe are you aware that people don't appreciate the images you send

    it's rather rude of you to continue sending them

    i agree with rb and uk 👆

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    Looks like a painting from someone with severe ibs

    EXACTLY BRUH

    perhaps listen to constructive feedback from these people

    heading back to my dorm brb

    Anonymous

    Jabe are you aware that people don't appreciate the images you send

    No, why? It‘s nice

    JaBe mistr 😃

    No, why? It‘s nice

    cus its irrelevant and spam

    With how shit the art is, it’s also GORE

    can i start sending pop tart stuff

    JaBe mistr 😃

    JaBe is JaBe

    Wow, really? I DID NOT know that.

    Jabe, look at what i did to your grandma

    JaBe mistr 😃

    You Are welcome

    HE’S BEING SARCASTIC

    Apollo

    Jabe, look at what i did to your grandma

    cmon jabe, what do you think about what i did to your grandma

    Apollo

    cmon jabe, what do you think about what i did to your grandma

    Now thats better art than the shit stain JaBe was sending.

    I hate to say it, but there’s only one way to solve this situation

    RapBoat

    I hate to say it, but there’s only one way to solve this situation

    what?

    Apollo

    what?

    https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/zlkmvjkqrrdxefgq

    YOUR SCHOOL SUCKS BALLS

    i was gonna get lunch but the line's too long so im just gonna starve

    https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/zlkmvjkqrrdxefgq Who wanna join

    youre a growing boy

    im too tired to get up now

    mal♡

    youre a growing boy

    men stop growing at 18

    im just gonna sit in my sad little dorm listening to mazzy star and writing edgy stories about zombies

    food is important

    ill eat a bag of cheez its

    thats not nutritious

    mal♡

    thats not nutritious

    but they taste goofd

    mal♡

    thats not nutritious

    its food isnt it?

    eat cheezits and nutritious food

    i am your mother

    mal♡

    i am your mother

    actually?

    Apollo

    actually?

    yes

    im a 16 year old with an adult son

    ahuh adoption is pretty cool

    how do you delete a story on quotev

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    Anyways i gotta go

    cya man

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    Cya

    byeeeee

    https://desmos-advanced-calculator.netlify.app/games

    Anonymous

    how do you delete a story on quotev

    why??

    that’s the game website i have to use since most are blocked here

    Anonymous

    figured it out nvm

    I WANNA KNOW TOO

    mal♡

    why??

    ive decided that nobody needs to suffer reading my shitty story about zombies that i'm probably never going to finish

    i like it thoooo

    Anonymous

    ive decided that nobody needs to suffer reading my shitty story about zombies that i'm probably never going to finish

    to bad, people might want to read it

    maybe i'll send you the doc so you can watch me write things and then delete them and repeat the process several times until I've written one (1) terrible sentence

    Anonymous

    maybe i'll send you the doc so you can watch me write things and then delete them and repeat the process several times until I've written one (1) terrible sentence

    google docs is blocked here

    Apollo

    to bad, people might want to read it

    Yeah, like on r/TOMT

    but betty crocker is an evil witch who makes them

    THEY BE SOOOOO GOOD THO

    i hate how much work i have to do

    everyone said college would be easier but it fucking sucks

    im sick of copying down notes and reading boring ass textbooks

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    i can have asshley crush your teachers

    Another New Blach

    Back

    hii mookie

    Apollo

    Jabe, look at what i did to your grandma

    😂😂😂😂😂

    i dont think thats possible

    Anonymous

    i dont think thats possible

    why not

    just doesn't feel scientifically plausible

    she can do anything

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    Another New Blach

    Why not you stupid bastard?

    nice ref

    Anonymous

    hi back im gianni

    lmao

    did you make the buttcrack bigger on the doc?

    very nice indeed

    school is slowly killing me why do i feel so awful today man

    noooo im sorry

    you got this i believe in you

    no i mean i don't believe in myself lol

    ohh well well

    cus you got this

    new person, hi

    BestKittie

    how r u

    terrible

    i have a headache from the lights at skool

    Anonymous

    terrible

    whats wrong :(

    mal♡

    whats wrong :(

    quite a lot actually

    Anonymous

    quite a lot actually

    what happened

    Anonymous

    quite a lot actually

    what happened

    BestKittie

    lol jinx

    aqua teen hunger force is great

    Anonymous

    quite a lot

    :/

    mal♡

    aqua teen hunger force is great

    my name is shake zula the mic rula

    u wanna trip ill bring it to ya

    whats wronggggg

    Anonymous

    quite a lot

    tell us

    mal♡

    whats wronggggg

    I won't burden you with that

    maybe im just hungry idk

    i have like 10-15 minutes before i have to leave, maybe a little less

    im hungry too and with my headache i wanna throw up

    Anonymous

    I won't burden you with that

    nononono its not a burden i wanna hear abt it

    well given the entire scope of the situation, id argue it is a burden

    well thats ok i still wanna hear abt it

    tell us already

    I don't feel burdenous myself, though I'm certain that's a likely possibility, but the actual DETAILS of why i feel like shit are most definitely burdenous

    Anonymous

    I don't feel burdenous myself, though I'm certain that's a likely possibility, but the actual DETAILS of why i feel like shit are most definitely burdenous

    well i still want the details

    oh hell wait jamiroquai is on

    my mood just went way up

    mal♡

    well i still want the details

    so do i

    my teacher keeps checking on me omfg

    im gonna be a dad!!!!

    but all my websites i use kepe getting blocked lfmao

    so i got bored and found this place

    BestKittie

    but all my websites i use kepe getting blocked lfmao

    sketches school

    it’s the app i use

    Anonymous

    yup

    wow

    mood went down again once i looked at my to do list and realized i have to do things

    Apollo

    sketches school

    its on the app store cant get it :(

    Anonymous

    mood went down again once i looked at my to do list and realized i have to do things

    nooooooooo

    Anonymous

    i fucking hate school

    omg me too

    im gonna drop out and go live in the woods and become a squirrel

    do you not have the student app which lets you download educational spps

    i wanna kill whoever invented the school system

    Apollo

    do you not have the student app which lets you download educational spps

    nope

    Anonymous

    im gonna drop out and go live in the woods and become a squirrel

    lmao join in on the squirrelerfly lifestyle

    unfortunately, as a squirrelerfly, i still do school

    but im not cool or gorgeous or silly or a ghost so i'd be a pretty lame squirrelerfly

    nonononononono youd be a super cool fine italian goofy goober squirrelerfly

    im always right, remember

    mal♡

    im always right, remember

    you called me a bonutcrack

    that was a joke

    nononoononononoononononno

    the bonutcrack was a jok

    mal♡

    nonononononono youd be a super cool fine italian goofy goober squirrelerfly

    this is the truth

    Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

    https://edpuzzle.com/media/68af4543b046c04137c07c15

    not clicking that virus

    mal♡

    this is the truth

    if only i could believe that 😔

    i think i lowey had an anxiety attack last night now that i think og it

    Anonymous

    if only i could believe that 😔

    you should cus it is the truth

    Anonymous

    i think i lowey had an anxiety attack last night now that i think og it

    im sorry :( what happened

    ik school sucks but you got this

    i believe in you

    what else is wrong

    school just stresses me out

    mal♡

    what else is wrong

    an awful lot

    tell me abt it

    but i think i tend to blow things out of proportions

    i wanna hear abt it

    its lame and depressing though

    im a big boy i gotta lock tf in

    nonono youre a person with valid emotions

    I hold very little validity to my pitious self-loathing

    oh woah a cool song just came on

    sorry for being such a boring crab today

    dont be sorry

    i just feel really exhausted

    yeah thats fair

    no i feel bad cause supposed to be cool and fun and goofy

    you are cool and fun and goofy but youre also a human and you have feelings

    but having bad feelings is lame and makes me not fun to be around

    if im not an enjoyable person to hang out with, frankly i don't see the value in anyone hanging out with me

    Anonymous

    but having bad feelings is lame and makes me not fun to be around

    its not lame

    so most of the time i just stay fun and goofy

    but damn does it get hard

    Anonymous

    if im not an enjoyable person to hang out with, frankly i don't see the value in anyone hanging out with me

    you are enjoyable to hang out with but you also have feelings and i care abt how you feel so im still here

    Anonymous

    but damn does it get hard

    i get that

    thats what she said but jokes aside i'm hella drained

    genuinely cannot believe it only took two days for me to run out of happiness energy in college

    like damn usually I at least last till the winter when the sun goes away

    i think i might go try to eat something

    or fill up my water bottle

    thats a good idea

    food and water is important

    hopefully im less of a prick when i get back

    you arent a prick

    its me being honest

    why is this song playing rn holy shit spotify is actually trying to make me more depressed

    silly spotify

    you should listen to screaming infidelities by dashboard confessional

    alr alr i gotta go before the dining hall closes brb

    lmk what you think of it :)

    Anonymous

    lmk what you think of it :)

    i will :D

    Anonymous

    byeeeeeee

    buh byeeeee

    Anonymous

    lmk what you think of it :)

    i like it a lottttttt

    its rlly good

    I am back, but maybe I got to go in a few minutes

    Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

    nun wbu?

    making nachos n screaming along to some music

    im tryna learn a song

    Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

    hi!!

    Heyyyy

    Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

    did you see the email?

    What email do you mean the last email after I said I got to go

    ✦ Livvy ✦

    Hey :)

    hi

    Here? If you want but as I said, I may be go cause of my battery

    Gritty Lovebird