In search of a Valentine

Loohoozuher

Wade?

Yep

Some people keep saying I’m Deadpool so I named myself Deadpool

We meet again, Wade :/

I have a challenge for you. Remove yourself from this wretched place and take a break. Indefinitely.

In the virtual flesh

How long?

Nah?

2 months. Then, indefinitely.

WHo?

nah

Remove yourself from this existence, vile creature.

Oh, but what abt my friends?

Guys should I post Salad?

There are other messaging platforms.

True

Salad

I’ll think abt it

I already tried

Good.

wassup guys

Hi!

hi

poppy sucker, stop spoiling ur memes

hi

lol

Wait does Cum have any nutritional value

Ik it has sugar

is opall online?

goinf back to ur roots

So how is everyone today

good

3 calories

or 30

Peaceful, or did smthn good happen to u?

i can't remember

hello?

Imstill here

Guys, tommoz im gonna ask my crush if he wants to be my valenties.

I was asking abt ur day

was it just peaceful or did smthn good happen

the average horse ejaculation contains the same amount of calories as a burger king whopper

erm...thx ig

glock takes the white stuff from horse cock

Cosmoooooo

When humans see a fly they instinctively shudder. It's not just because of their gross hairy bodies, spindly legs and boggly insect eyes either. Flies eat poo and carry dangerous bacteria including typhoid and dysentery on their insecty bodies. But let's not give them too much of a hard time. Somebodies got to eat the poo, right? Otherwise they'd be a lot of poo!

there aint no cock like horse cock

i aint never seen someone shudder at a FLY

idk

hi flappy

oh kk

A recent study found that one out of every six mobile phones has faecal matter (also known as poo) squished on it. Scientists reckon it's most likely because people aren't washing their hands after going to the toilet.

Vultures are not only disgusting because they eat the rotting bodies of slain animals and have weird wrinkly heads and cold, dead eyes. Did you know that when a vulture is hot, they cool off by pooing down their own legs. The poo actually lowers the vultures body temperature by protecting it's scaled legs from the desert sun

bro got a gross facts book from their uncle for christmas

Author Mary Shelley kept her dead husband’s heart in her writing desk! Apparently, a rare condition meant the poor chap's heart remained unburnt after his cremation, and rather than bury it, Mary Shelley decided to keep it in a drawer. If only there had been some sort of clue that the author of Frankenstein was a bit creepy. Historian's say that rumours that she used the heart as an eraser are unfounded

or is raeding an article

that one

Mouse-brain toothpaste was a thing

Maggots get squashed in fruit juice Do you like a hint of maggot in your apple juice? I bet you didn't realise that in the USA, canned fruit juices can contain four squashed maggots per litre before they are obliged to add the word maggot onto the ingredients list. At least you're getting some extra protein!

Your brain can leak Stuff comes out of your nose when you're ill. That's a gross fact of life. But it’s not always snot, though. There is a real condition where you can lose cerebral fluid through your nose. Luckily it’s pretty rare. Talk about a memory drain!

im done now

?

one more!

Jelly beans are so shiny because they're coated with shellac, which is made from insect poop

what u guys up to?

hw

schol

amy no

damn

HI AMYY!

HI AMY

and flappu

*flappy

and nate

wsg cosmo

im good

im in spanish rn

HRU?

wsp

damn im home rn

i had a spanish test td and i think i did pretty good

lucky you 😭

well i mean i get off at like 2:30

nice

yea

...

LUCKY YOU 😭

HI!

hi el

e

i finish at 3:13

hru?

3:13 exactly?

damn

good

school ends at 3:15 for me

ee

yeah, we go two mins earlier than year 8 - year 11

eee

but 2 min is wierdly specific

yeah. but its coz im in year seven. they give us loads of advantages so we don't get hurt and squashed by older years. my school has over 1000 students. one of the advantages is going to lunch five minutes earlier

holy shit

yeah

and thers like 132 teachers/members of staff lol

but my school owns like over a million pounds

so it can afford

guys

should i play

far cry primal

OR

assassins creed origins

OR splinter cell

Assassins Creed

assassins creed is good

kk

i just killed the last target last night

ya

hi

hello!

hru?

im good hbu

MALLRD

MALL

FLAPPPPY

HI'

im good :)

NO I REPLIED TO THE WRONG PERSON

EW NOT EL

I HATE EL

AMY

HI

HI BESTIE

HEY GORGEOUS

I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU FOR A SEC 😭😭

HIIIII

HRU <3

HRU

UHHH

REALLY TIRES

TIRED

oh

IM FINEEE

TELLING WADE TO LEAVE IS SUCH A W

us bro 😭

LISTEN ALL YOU MOTHAFUCKAS

ME TOO

THATS THE NAME OF THE GAME

no

Listen all you muthafuckers...

That's the name of the game...

Yo Top of the crown Rape the queen The fatal mistake in your cradle Can't shake the dreams of Fire inside of your phonograph Battered with gas And give you room to breathe Through an adequate mask

Everybody in front Let me see ya pumpin' ya fists If you up in the back room When you rockin' with this

Come on

Keepin' ya speaker knockin' Jumpin' bangin' bumpin' blazin' Hot Callin' all freaks Callin' all freaks now Yo yo Callin' all freaks Callin' all freaks now

That's right

That's the name of the game...

Callin' all freaks Callin' all freaks Callin' all Callin' all Callin

That's right

Get em up in the back room Get em up in the back room I said get em up in the back room

Mutha-fucka

Callin' all...

That's the name of the game Calling all freaks That's the name of the game Calling all freaks now That's the name of the game Yo yo calling all freaks now That's the name of the game Calling all freaks now

go hang yourself

BRO IM TRYING SO HARD TO STAY AWAKE

WE SHOULD SLEEP

YES

I ALSO WANT FOOD

ME TOO BRO

omg dude

next week im going to liams house 😱

no yesterday i was tryna do hw and i was watching a video on how to do it and i literally fell asleep during it 😭

nd hopefully he wont cancel this time

OMG YAS

LMFAO REAL

i didnt realise, sorry

lol

IM GOING ON WEDNESDAY ND TODAY HE TEXTED ME ND WAS LIKE "hey so if i remember correctly your time of month is coming up so i was wondering if you wanted to move it to like friday or smth" ND IT WAS SO SWEET

guys am i in a chat full of women?

i think so

godammit

lmfao

yeah

my pen

is broken

an theres inks

ink

over my desk now

nooooooo

oof

brb

kk

cute ! <3

BRO 😭

LLLLL

this is the most amount of women that will ever talk to you

lol

untrue

IK I ALMOST STARTED CRYING THIS MORNING

*true

does saying one word to women count as talking?

LMAO

yes.

shut up ur a teacher you pedo

then ive talked to lots of women

im actually a kid...

ni

no

mm idk

congratulations on your marriage

yeah, that was my account b4 i changed the name back to el. I was pretending to be a married woman to see how you'd react (and to troll)

youre going on the list

what list?

very true

i tried to find the list from arrow but i cant

skill issue

i was gonna edit your name ojnto it

what list??

lmao

what are you talking about ? 😭😭😭

the list

The List is a book of names given to Oliver Queen by his father when they were lost at sea.

WHAT LIST 😭

Why? What? Does that even make sense?

yes it does

do you have netflix

Yeah

watch arrow

ok?

its green arrow

the epstein client list containing names like justin tredau donald trump bill clinton michael jackson stephen hawking and prince andrew

the archer dude

but why u putting my name in it?

IT WAS A JOKE

ohhhh

i made honeycomb brittle today

i was confused then lol

oh cool

oooo

its from da elder scrolls cookbook

🤯

amy kill yourself

cool

i made eggs!

eggs

coz i have no need here, im going to go to the german site, even tho i dont speak german lol

hi guys

hey

wsg

ded chat

nvm i dont understand them

lmao

Oof

i wonder why

hey jake

imagine

lol

Sup

what german site

schlechtewitze.com/community

keep the memes in the meme section

fr

well, new memes at least

who has any drama?

oh guys

madi

i always have new memes

post them in the meme section

poppy sucker

ill post them at the end of the day

don't spoil them. post them like in an hour or so. IN THE MEME SECTION

ded chat

i have food

we need popcorn, and drama for the popcorn

we need madi and wade

or a troll

my food is very yummy

good for u?

mhm

what kind of food

At school, these two kids had a scrap. One of them has a crush on me. Right the one who has a crush on me is called Mo. The other kid is called Scott. So, it was on the playground, idk what started it BUT Mo punched Scott in the face and they had a massive scrap. Mo got sent into detention room from 1:25pm to 4:30pm and Scott is in detention room for a few weeks. We call the detention room that u go to in the day 'Isolation' coz its for kids who have been rlly bad like these two other kids that vape (in yr7). One got banned from my school but still comes.

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i made eggs w cheddar cheese nd a parfait

uhhhh. ok...

nobody asked

I'm a troll

Coz im ugly

...

mhm

...

what? im that microwaved marshmellow girl

i was j saying mhm

i like saying mhm

oh

mhm

i didn't see that photo, and i don't care what you look like

mhm

what photo

her face reveal

You didnt see it? I had to prove I wasnt someone else and did face reveal

gtg. ttyl

oh

i didnt see

bye!

It was agessss ago tho

oh

5 out of 6 doctors say that russian roulette is completely safe to play

ofc

Hey

In 1872 a ship was discovered floating in the ocean with no signs of its crew or passengers It was called the Mary Celeste and when people stepped aboard they found no one there, and no sign of a struggle either. The ship was in good condition with no signs of damage except a bit of water at the bottom. What happened to the passengers on board? Where did they go? Over the years people have put forward lots of theories including: pirates, sea monsters and even alien abduction! But it's never been solved

TOAST

HI

MALLALALLALALLALALALALAL

Hi

hruuu

Back to where it all began

QAXE

WADE

TOASTT

:l

Loohoozuher

WADE HOW ARE YOU?

hey wade

PRETTY GOOD MAN, IM ON THE GRIND

Hey Mal!

hi toast

I have someone now thankyou very much

I do got some slightly negative news to tell you

Hey HM

Aw that sucks

what

Toast I meant but I can tell u too if u got uwu

what? now u cant make fun of me?

Ph alr

Surprised people actually like you, you’re annoying as shit

i have uwu

Alr I’ll tell you guys later

I have boyfriend actually

Hopefully you’re better offline, because otherwise I feel bad for that guy

lmfao

yeah i am, you just piss me off

Likewise, you’re annoying as shit with ur million alts

Be more like Opal

how

Fr

lol

Opal doesn’t alt anymore and she’s less annoying

MAL

TOAST

What? I thought you hated her too?

How are hoy?

im pretty good hbu

I did, but she’s better now so we’re good

Same

Also this is literally my last, i swear on my life, last acc.

Don’t believe u but ok

And i try to be nicer literally, but people purposely piss me off

Well you don’t exactly have a good reputation and nobody really likes you, so we just roast you in hopes you’ll leave

Lol

Also, half the accs that say they are me are people pretending to be me

I responded to u

mhm. clearly it doesnt work coz im trying to change like opall did if u just give me a chance

Alr

Tell ya what, I’ll forget everything you’ve ever done and give you a full reset, if you butcher it and screw up I’ll go back to being an asshole to you, deal?

Deal

Noice

Based wade

See? I can be a nice person

lmfao

you’re actually listening to him

pretty sure he meant it as a joke

i talked to him on disc

meant what?

girl

please don’t say that when you know that you’re no better

lmfao

I am

I don’t alt anymore

He is

uh huh

Cap

the whole leaving thing

¥’s my friend

Who u?

Opal

ohh

Oh hey Opal

Hi!

im still finding a sailor moon pfp lol

Ooh ok

tain america

Tf is happening

Heroin Monkey I’ll tell ya in like a few hours

I've watched sailor mon b4

omg i love capt america

moon*

i’ll just tell him rn

Tell him what?

you’re actually taking what ¥ said seriously

What r u talking abt?

this

Oh, no not that, much worse

this

huh

flappyyyyyyy

HI DLAPPT

alr

uh you okay?

is this another acc?

Probably

you can talk to me if you need

I’m gonna find out!

oh,,

yep I just can’t change my name on the other one rn

er

hi everyoneee

hey

HOW ARE YOU

Wdym 😂

ohhh

Yep Hru today el?

what

good, hbu?

I’m good

hi

who has more alts. Me, el, or wade

zark muckerberg

ur mommy

where’d everyone go

dunno

dead chat

they died

dont worry he doesnt bite

ermmmmmm maybe me coz i have aries, aries 2.0, Aries 3.0, bob the builder, Chat GPT #1, Discord, El, El 2.0, E; 3.0, El is back!, Kevin 2.0, Aurora, Freyathefrigwhisperer, Freyathefrogwhisperer, ur mother, ur father and LOADS others that i dont remember

oooh and granny police

too many alts smh

ans it’s always valid

and you always claim to be a gyat damn polyglot

Oh and QWERTY lol

that "Spanish" girl

no it’s been on all your alts

how many do u have?

why does it matter

racist

i told u all mine

i wasnt trying to be

ok?

why do u seem upset? u good?

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yeah I am fine but it’s annoying when you troll with your fucking alts, call people names and make fun of them on your alts, and then act like you’re innocent.

some of them arent even me opal, people make accounts and claim hey are me adn stuff ykyk

they*

and**

ok but it’s annoying

like your fake accounts are fucked up bro

sorry! but like i said, a lot of them arent me

Cap

please opal, can we not fight, i am trying to stop fighting and stuff

im going now

I’m done forgiving you

I’m so done with you, el.

oh..

IM HAVING A GOOD DAY SO IM BACK AGAIN

YAYY

so disrespectful oml