Craziest School Experiences

I once had a teacher named Mrs. King, she was very rude and I have only in year 1 or something. I'm now much older and just laugh when I remember what I did to this poor teacher.

I had enough of her bullshit, I asked Mrs. King to go to the bathroom, Luckily she said yes. I ran to the toilet, I looked around making sure no one could see me and I just ran out of that building like I was being kidnapped or something. My school is apart of 3 school, because they all became kinda one school. I ran up to Pilgrim (One of the 3 schools), and just walked around. Mind you I was very young at the time.

I was looking around for my cousin because she went to Pilgrim, and year 1 aren't aloud to go around the other 2 schools. But I was a very big rebel so I kinda did it all the time, so I had some sense of where I was going. I ended up around a lot of classes and a teacher came up to me and said, "What are you doing out here?". I said I was lost and I was looking for my cousin (Her name), then the teacher asked what school and went too, she said she'll be back and little dumb me didn't run because I didn't think she was going to call my teacher.

My teacher came up and found me, I was in so much trouble. She grabbed me hard by the arm and dragged me back to the classroom. Idk if she ever knew I left or did and couldn't find me, I never asked my friends if they knew I was gone either. Mrs. King told my Principal and he told my mum who was VERY mad. I still laugh a ton when remembering how much of an escape artist I was.

If your asking would I do it again? Yes, yes I definitely would 🤣.

Hope you enjoyed reading that!

I was only in year 1* oops x

Haha that sounds awesome, a much better plan than trying to dig your way out of school like my friends and I used to do all the time

That sounds a little dumb, but so does mine. I would do it again, but I'm older and the only reason I'd do it again if I had Mrs. King again 🤣

The concept itself was definitely dumb, but we had that down to a science. We’d take shifts at recess digging to holes, finding natural divots to dig in and using personalized arsenals of various sticks. We never got it very wide or deep, but we learned the meaning of hard work. Lmao honestly it was just a bunch of us poking sticks into the ground but it was still fun

Omgggg Caitlyn every time I hear that story I laugh my head off. It's so savage 😂

Here come's mine:

So, before year 3, I went to a different school to where I am now. And I had this really good friend called Lily. In reception I had this HORRIBLE teacher called Mrs. Gum, (we used to call her Ms Gumball) and Lily and I got really angry with her because she told Lily off for having a VERY glittery pencil case, (this teacher, I swear to god she was OCD) and so Lily and I went to recess later that day, and the bell went.

And of course, us being the toxic kids we were, we decided that we would skip an entire class. I still remember it, we ran behind the old senior class building, and if someone asked why we weren't in class, we said we were looking for Lily's jumper, and they believed it. And then we got bored and decided to go to the library. That lasted a while, Deb (Librarian) asked why we were there, and we just told her I needed a book. So I legit pretended to be looking for a book, and she fell for it. I simply said to her before leaving "I couldn't find the right one" and she let us to be on our way. Lily then snapped into reality and remembered that we needed to get our asses into class. Omg, I thought we were going to be in so much trouble, and so we walked into class and they weren't there.

We saw out the corridor window that they were on the playground, so what did Lily and I do?! Of course, we stayed in the classroom for another 5 minutes. We went UP TO our teachers desk and we HID her cushion that she had on her chair, and we can't quite remember what else we hid, I think it was a pen or something like that, but anyways. So we then put our hats on and braced for trouble as Mrs. Gum saw us, but all she said was "Lily, Hailey, why were you still inside? We came out here 10 minutes ago." We looked at each other and before I could say anything, Lily chirped out "We were inside cleaning Hailey's tray". She looked at us funny and asked why, and Lily went "She couldn't find her hat". Here comes the craziest part:

SHE DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THAT WE WERE GONE FOR A WHOLE FUCKING LESSON!

We were so lucky, and now, looking back, I find it pretty concerning that NO-ONE realized we were gone. One way to feel invisible!

Thankyou for reading. 😂😂😂😂

The craziest thing that happened at our school? I don't have a full history of all the crazy things that ever happened there but here's one:

I think it was a Tuesday morning and we were in science class. Half way through the lesson the fire bell rang and we all went to the evacuation point. I've seen a lot of fire evacuations. Most of the time it was just a fire drill, other times students pulled the fire alarm triggers. This time there was actually A fire. Someone has set fire in the boys dunny, I think they where smoking and put the cigarette in a bin of paper towels. Anyway there was a big burn mark up the side of the wall and we all copped a spray from the assistant principal after the assembly. Anyway that's one of the most craziest things that I can recall happening at my school.

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Lol

@Caitlyn did u see mine? :P

Yes

Haha Hailey yours was awesome! You were all really cunning as kids. I can relate to the teacher not noticing for a whole lesson. This year my friend and I decided that we just didn’t want to go to our fitness class so most days we’ll just walk out and go to the park by the school or something. Nobody notices, and I bet the teacher probably doesn’t even know our names or anything lmao.

There are many nice Story's, but i think i tell u this one.

So, we have 2 Lunchbreaks at our school and only have Lunch in one of them. On that day, we already had eat our Lunch and were doing stuff outside. Then suddenly a tree fell on our math teacher's car in front of our eyes. It was cool to see, we don't have her in Maths nowadays but sadly in GRW.

A Story that i am proud of, even if it doesn't have to do anything with school, Long story Short speech, when i was 4 or 5 and visited the Grand aunt of my Mom in Berlin, my Parents managed to persuade the security of the Bundestag to let me into the Bundestag so i can use the restrooms that normally the Politicians use. I was checked and they let me in and explained a fcking 4 or 5 year old Kid how to find the way to the restrooms. I don't remember everything but the restrooms were very clean and on my way to them i didn't see somebody.

I have to say that there were no public restrooms or anything.

Here’s a couple of mine.

Craziest non-San Diego thing that happened at my school: Last year on Veteran’s Day, my teacher’s dad came to talk about his experiences in war. He was accompanied by his wife, and 2 other classes came in to listen to his stories as well. Among them were all but one of his grandchildren. At some point during his talk, he says he feels like he needs to sit down, and does. Moments later he collapsed on the floor. Panic ensued, there were screams for help and everyone went into emergency mode. A student started doing CPR, one called the paramedics, and soon after everyone in the classroom was escorted to the library. He died, right there in our classroom, and in front of all his family no less. They still don’t know what the cause of death was.

(Some of the) Craziest San Diego things that happened: In 7th grade there was this one gay kid who was pretty popular. He was sort of edgy but would also come to school with pink nails so we didn’t know what he was lol. Anyway, one time he was suspended for trading knives with another girl during our math class. Probably the same knives he used to cut his arms, poor guy. His forearms looked like you could scan them at a grocery store. Some time after that, he was rumored to have r@ped a 6th grader in the school bathroom. It was never confirmed but highly likely.

Reason I chose these was cause most of the other San Diego stories just involve drugs and are generally pretty boring. If I think of anything else, I’ll be sure to share.

I have one more epic story, say "Cat" if you'd like to hear it ❤

"Cat"

“Cat” I’m totally down for more epic stories

One day in the premier of Western Australia came to our school to see our iSTEM. Bodyguards and everything

So, I did this story this year but before school holidays. I was at music and my music teacher was sick that day so we had a different teacher teaching us. There's this boy named Mason in my school who is my friend, Mason and I (And some other kids) would skip music and run around the whole fucking building like idiots. The other kids from are grup backed out because they didn't want to get in trouble because it was a new teacher.

Then Mason and I ran around the building and we just kept doing that. We ran away from the teacher, we did all sorts of stupid stuff. There was this huge window in the classroom, I saw a ball in the gutter and ran to get it. Stupid old me forgot about the fucking widow. So me and the teacher made eye to eye contact with a few other people from my classroom looking at me, and I just ran for it.

Then I took the ball and Mason and I ran onto the stage and hid behind the drama blocks, a year 5 in are class came out and said, "I found them, their here!". And we ran for it, we went back stage and ran out of the building and hid.

Then grabbed the ball and we stopped running around the building, I told Mason I had to go to the toilet and I'm pretty sure he didn't hear me. Because when I came out his was no where, then I went out into the center space in front of the stage and he was sitting on a high stack of chairs.I came and joined him, he asked where I went and I just told him I went to the toilet and we just laughed and talked. Then are teacher (For the other classes we take but music) came! When I tell u Mason was gonna shit his pants, I mean it. ARE FUCKING TEACHER comes down the shitty stairs and looks at us. He says, "What are you two doing?". He never got told we were running around the building, so I made an excuse and handed him the ball. The music teacher came and asked the same thing. I told him and that day, we never got in trouble 🤣😆😝

When I was in grade 6, we had a day where we simulated Communism, and I'll tell you from the start that it sucked. We had groups with leaders that had special privileges for that day, and in math class my dumbass group leader wanted the comfy chair, but I already had it. She went to the teacher, and she announced to the whole class that I'm gonna sing a song about communism with the "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" tune. I'm like, WTF? I told her that I wasn't gonna sing shit and that I'm not some kind of wind-up toy. She told me to take my ?bad attitude" to the hallway, and I said "Gladly".

I still hate her.

That’s a cool story Dagger, but ngl.. Caitlyn’s is epic!

Like, how did she not grt in trouble? 😱

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Last year, every Wednesday, we would get a Pizza Lunch. So I was eating on the stairs that led to the highschool and I was near some guys in my class. So we're eating peacefully, and some teacher that is known to be a karen sees us and stomps towards us and starts yelling for us to get the hell out of there because we were gonna make a "mess". So we get up and go outside even though it was really cold. As I was eating my cold pizza, I overhear some guys talking about how they were gonna collect everybody's pizza crusts and stack it in a mountain on the stairs. And oh my god the amount of crusts we got was astronomical. We carried the crusts to the stairs and sat back outside and watched through the door's windows as the karen teacher walks to the stairs and stared in horror at the sight. We couldn't help it. We all burst out laughter and we don't stop until we realize she was walking purposefully towards us. We got yelled at pretty bad, but we still couldn't stop giggling and chuckling. We even told her it was stupid how we couldn't eat there. We didn't even get punished for it. That was my only happy memory at that school.

That's funny but sad, cool story though!

Omg these are so good 😂

I have to say though, my story's are really crazzy!

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Wtf

Your going out all night and you wonder you feel fucked up

Qué tonto

Bye. :)

Bye.

Geez I go take a shower and when I come back there’s 153 messages lmao, what in the world happened here?

Just people being shit bag 🤣

@Jake you don't wanna know.

Caitlyn..?

Yeah? 😜

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cat, your intelligent, smart, beauttifful, nice, and graceful girl, never shut yourselff down becausee your amazing

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😂 oops sorry ya

Yourself*

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Damn, 173 comments,

Yeah I have no idea how that happened so fast

Yeaaaaaaaaaa, you really don't wanna see.

my art teacher I had for two years had gotten arrested because he was accused of sending some... images to a 16 year old boy. Everyone at my school was making jokes about the incident and it got to the point where my english teacher had to tell all of us to stop making jokes. I'll admit, the jokes were funny for like, a couple days but, they kinda got old and stupid. You have to realize that it was a serious issue that should be taken seriously. It's crazy what people do.