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mal im sorry i migt be gone for 11 days it might be 35 idk it depends on how staff is feeling i will lock tf in idk how if i cant talk to you bbg but i promase i will do everything im my power to be able to talk to you asap im so sorry my love ill be back as soon as possable i fucking love you more than anything in this world you are my everything and this will be te hardest week or weeks of my life without you i would wright more but staff wants the laptop back im so so so SO sorry ilysm never forget that

sing the song

Like sugar on my tongue, tongue, tongue Your body is so sweet, sweet, sweet Invite me if you come, come, come It's all I want to eat, eat, eat Tell your mama (tell 'em, what) Tell your daddy (tell 'em, what) Tell them bitches that you know What you heard about me (uh-huh) Tell your mama (tell your mama) Tell your daddy (tell your daddy) Tell the world Tell the world Like sugar on my tongue Can I steal … Read more

(As per Cosmo's request)

Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.

“Jacky, breakfast time!” beckoned that oh-so-familiar girlish voice. “Oh, sill… Read more

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According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".

*THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE JOKES*

Episode 2: The Sticky Situation – "Ebony Ass Shake in the F*g Den"

Jamal sprints his black ass into "Rainbow Rodeo," a sleazy queer joint packed with flaming white twinks, burly bears, and thirsty Latinos eyeing fresh meat. The bounce… Read more

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Did i make the right decision?

i had my edgenuity assignment open and it would lock my answers even if i wasn't done and my math teacher told me to not be on my computer so i listen and i worked on the notes with the class mid way through them he tells me to put my computer away and it's already almost dead so i tell him i'm working and i don't got to since my assignments open so he forces my computer shut and sends me to the office but i didn't go and finished my assignment so yeah now i'm in ISS (In School Suspension).

Soooooooooooooooooooooo x1000 anyways I did an online thingy with meh doctor I need physical therapy for my back😞🙏🏼 but other than that I’m healthy and I get the stitches out in 16 days and I can ride my dirt bike again after 2 weeks (but it’s broken) that’s my update (not that anybody cares) also Mr.Nibbles turns 1 in 3 days (February 9th) so yas anyways if since I’m basically locked in my room (bed rest) I need … Read more

My dearest Seth,

I cannot contain the burning desire that rages within me whenever I think of you. Your strong presence and handsome features captivate my every thought. The way your eyes lock onto mine, sending shivers down my spine, ignites a fire in me that cannot be extinguished.

I long to feel your touch, to run my fingers through your hair and trace the contours of your body. The thought of your lips on mine … Read more

Bro never take ur bed for granted. I went to church camp and I just got back and I missed the fuck out of my bed like me and my bed locked in fr fr

GUYS DONT CLICK A LINK THAT SAYS LEBRON JAMES NUDES ITS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK

My calf locked up super bad. All my leg muscles below my knee got super hard and tense. If I do anything rather than fully extend my leg, it feels like I’m being stabbed. My thigh is falling asleep. Help.

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky, and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place, go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night, what we've got in store Whisper in my ear t… Read more

Hello again. It's your favorite lonely person. I have read your millions of texts about BoredPanda, Amy, Dagger, and all of those people and I can say that you all need to follow this saying: Zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket. Stop tormenting little kids, get off your computer, and live a normal life. Also, Donut and Jake's relationship should be disbanded immediately, since online dating is for fucking losers. Thank you, all.

Is it bad that when i'm at my mom's house the upstairs bathroom is my safe place? I will sit on a pillow with the door shut and locked with the lights turned off and I will listen to music at full volume to just get away from everything...