Online Dating is for Losers

Hello again. It's your favorite lonely person. I have read your millions of texts about BoredPanda, Amy, Dagger, and all of those people and I can say that you all need to follow this saying: Zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket. Stop tormenting little kids, get off your computer, and live a normal life. Also, Donut and Jake's relationship should be disbanded immediately, since online dating is for fucking losers. Thank you, all.

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They are all wrong and terrible people. They should be punished in hell.

The Gigachadette agrees with The Lion Cub. They will beat your ass.

The Gigachadette says that you're an idiot, and that you should get more girls.

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π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― 𝔍𝔯.

Oh wait, nevermind, I thought you were saying BP would beat our ass.

The Gigachadette forgives you.

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What’s happening in the chat?

chat died pretty quick

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CAN I SEE

When I finish it

Flappy.

chat died pretty quick

Fr

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mine is 62

SLOW

https://www.typingtest.com/result.html?acc=97&nwpm=45&gwpm=46&ncpm=228&gcpm=233&dur=60&time=60&chksum=22129&unit=wpm&kh=998&td=null&err=1&hits=233&textfile=mediumText.txt&mobile=0

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no joke i got 69 wpm

ouch.