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When you hate tomatoes but you realise they have the word "toe" in them so you lowkey start foaming in the mouth

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Is it possible to eat my spaghetti out of a cat bum bum or do I need you cut the cat in half?

I want some loser no-lifer girlfriend. Here are my preferences: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

smelly, always says she's pheromone maxxing, not fart-or-poop-smelly tho, just all-the-other-parts-smelly if you get me

crusty skin, oily hair, green armpit gas and flies around her, bad breath, people around her would normally gag (but she doesn't go out so the only physical real human she knows is me)

hating show… Read more

"I LOVE BIG, JUICY, SCRUMPTIOUS HUNKS OF MEAT FILLING MY THROAT AND DRIPPING DOWN MY CHIN" -jake

Ladies and gentlemen of the forest, let us take a moment to reflect on the astounding uselessness of this creature we call 'the bear.' What does it truly contribute, besides noise, mud tracks, and an endless appetite for honey? It claims strength, yet spends half its life asleep. It claims dominance, yet the most impressive thing it can do is knock over a picnic basket and pretend that’s a skill.

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Jake, if you’re really Italian why don’t you type in an Italian accent? And how do you feel if I break spaghetti