Cheese

Chez

yes

cheese

Wow

very wow

Hru

im good hbu

quite the conversationalist I see

literal professional

he speaks with such eloquence

absolutely

hes quite the dapper young fellow

yk saying hru then dipping

very dapper

very eloquent

very polite

very fellow-ish

like the esteemed young man he is

do you like the cheese

who doesn't

hm?

LMAO

lmaoo

how much you wanna bet she back tmrw

just like last time

20 whole dollars

woah

thats a lotta dollars

I know, right?

💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵

thats that many dollars

i think

idk if i can count to 20

This is your dih twin

no mine is the size of a large water bottle

yup

cus hes 10 feet tall

and he got yellow cheese

one of the few times I've seen eli show emotion

lmaoo

Favorite game

huh

I’m nonchalant fr

oki gurl

jake^

whatd that say

i missed it

jakerss

i've restored it like 5 times 😭

i managed to miss it every single time

do it now im looking

ohhh lmao

you kinda distracting me rnn

I'm aware <3

ofc you are

you know what you doing smhshh

I know very well what I'm doing and it's very cute watching you lose your pretty little head trying to deal with it <3

you cant even see me thooo just my grammatically incorrect sentences and misspellings smhsmhsmh

still adorable <3

smhsmh

tyler the cre-gay-tor

gayroin monkey ahh name

I hope your getting catfished by mal

hey.

I'd blame you

hey.

So if y’all’s rls doesn’t go well you’ll both blame me..?

ahuh

jkjk ill blame me

Blame ethan

His haircuts bringing us all bad luck

ill blame me muahaha

Look at Ethan’s cut

oh

THIS CANNOT BE REAL

LMFAO

does the barber have beef with him?

NOOOO WHO BANNED HIM

if anything goes wrong it means I've failed

That account was perma banned

So I'll take that blame, thank you very much!

Get a fucking room

no itll be my fault cus im the less awesome one

how bout you get us one mr. matchmaker

Nice comeback lmao

someone's jealoussssss

not rlly but ty 😭

he should invest in a realll nice hat

who tf is "they"

there is no "they"

surely not me

im tryna get my glitter tattoo off and its not working

plot twist: it's a real tattoo

Baby oil should get it off if you have any

L

other than that you'll probably have to scrape it off somehow 😭

yeah im tryna scrape it off with my nail

its turning red

it hurts lmao

and theres still some glue left lmao

im beginning to think so lmao

i think the one my friend put on my back is there forever cus aint no way im scraping that one off

awwww

jakers im learning a song

and sound like half okay!!

Werid

very werid

I bet it sounds wonderful <3

eh

like half decent id say

Butttt it's you singing

so it's wonderful <3

you dont know what i sound like you goober

:)

bro i think i deadass see a lil bald spot 🥀

i missed it

i see multiple 😭

i didn't delete it 😭

oh 😭😭😭😭😭

lmaooo

aweee

Crimge

Cringe

fire tht Mexican barber immediately the only thing somewhat carrying ts is the design on the taper

yes very crimge

actually

eli stop being a hoe

the design is still horribly done 😭

give ethan sum texture powder or pomade ts might save him

nah its alr

aight gng 😭😭

wait mal u find fades ugly or nah?

How’s stem

dont even wanna talk abt it bro i got a presentation on TUESDAY

Sucks

not even the first full month of school

Sucks

a little i prefer it a lil longer

hows it being free Eli?

twss

Boring

hm that's what they all say

bahahahahaha ok water bottle cock

😭😭

true i measured his

howwwww

u get to do whatever hows it boring

stem full of gooners istg

sexual touching erotic masturbation

ahuh it’s the same size as his water bottle

That’s the thing

Life is boring after doing everything

mf you're 15 you have a whole lot more to do

damn thats lowk depressing Eli

^^^

touch grass or sum

read a book

reading books in the BIG 2025

hi

books should go extinct

I see this mf on roblox anime games all day

but i cant rlly be talking tho

yeah crazy ik

still using my reading abilities

insane

GNG HE JUST LEFT THIS CONVO TO PLAY SUM ROBLOX BAHAHAHA

classic

woah that an edgy game

wow.

fr REAL edgy

PENIS

stop cus a literal kindergartener was telling me abt how he plays SQUID GAME on roblox

OMG HII

whts wrong w that..?

such an edgy lil emo

squid game roblox lowk fun tho

he’s in kindergarten gng 🙏🙏

ohhh missed that part

in kindergarten i played with barbie’s

in kindergarten I made my friends play "boot camp"

OH GOSH IM PRETTY SURE WADE AND WILK HAS ESEX ON ROBLOX

THAT'S AN UNFORTUNATE MEMORY I DID NOT NEED TO REMEMBER

...

my sisters in preschool and tries to put on “naked girl shows” when she bathes

DUDE U WERE PART OF IT

that’s like

special

hiya flaps

SO WAS I

AND KRIS

prolly did it with wade

WHEN WERE YOU THERE REY?

OR KRIS

and me and kris

YE

damn i got the gayest man ever

wow

enjoy that water bottle cock in your ass guys

after everything ive done tonight

and you still call me gay

unbelievable

😔

:)

i’m kidding ml

This is Rey btw

i’m tryna get my brain back jake

NGA NGA NGA NGA NGA

THATS NOT ME

NO

99 nig

muahaha

what’d you do to me bro

also I was shitting bricks when the image didn't load yet i thought u leaked my face lmaoo

matter of fact I might do a face rev next time we have a meeting

<333

wait im js now realizing why do u have that person added

who is that mf Eli is that AD??

No

jake i have classes tomorrow im gonna be dying

It’s you

good luck, seems like you'll need it <3

ur friends list btw

who is ilovehellokitty777

hm?

Idk

Randoms add me all the time

alr bub

Cuz I’m good at most games

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

hey guys remember when eli kissed rylee

YEAH

HAHAHAHAAHA

haha fun times

Remember when Jake had a orgy and a random site with minors

oooooooooo Eli snapped back

eli stop playing anime games

an orgy implies actual sex, it was all ironic, and I was also a minor

Remember when Jake was depressed when he liked mal and I had to tell Mal Jake liked her

Not anime

haha

hi...

i remember that

flappy eli's bullying me

desc legit says "This game's characters are all stickmen, original or from an anime."

damn

tell eli kind is cool

i will gosh damn

eli kind is cool

why the 3 . smh

Didn’t know stockman were anime…

Stickman

i have 3 tests tomorrow out of my 3 classes

"OR FROM AN ANIME"

and theyre all unit tests

ewwwww

im gonna cry

bcuz u ignored me the first time..

aw shit I have an exam this week

Its from combat gods

flappy im killing myself this is all your fault

It’s on YouTube, it’s not an anime

Holy ragebait

i didn’t see itttt

noooo don’t cry you got this

NOOOOOO

wait i thought u were out of highschool?

u in college now?

yes

college has exams too

oooooo nice which college?

ye well no shit

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

muahahaha

yes

you live in texas right?

no I live in utah

yes I live in Texas

my cat is trapped under my leg muahaha

NISD area?

oh she ran away

yep

nice

im gonna come beat you up

kidding kidding

sure..

just like you’re kidding about being gay..

you know damn well I'm not gay

ahuh..

actually yes u aren't gay ur bi

I LOVE WOMEN AND ONLY ONE WOMAN SPECIFICALLY

and i can hit whistle notes like mariah carey

I AM THE FURTHEST THING FROM GAY

oh you love women plural

okay

i see

there's a second half of that sentence

i don’t see it

that’s all i see

Women am I right ☕️

🗿

fine, fine

no more sweet talking then

since im probably too gay for that

wyat the heck

killing yourself BAD

It's hilarious how the first thing I see when I get on is Jake saying he loves men.

these reply times r abysmal sorry LOLOL

fine. you put up an excellent argument

It can also kill you

Yeah, don't kill yourself, it's bad for your health.

fr that shit kills ppl

ik you can’t commit to that smh

fr

Your face is clearly too close to the screen, dummy. That's a *you* problem, not a *me* problem. Stay mad.

Go to a fast food and order this. I dare you.

Rey do you think Jake and Mal should get a room

wym a room

like a dorm tg?

jeeeeeeeeeeeealous

we did, trust

damn straight

you brought this upon yourself gng

No like a love hotel.

It's for maximum comedic effect, obviously. Your tiny brain couldn't grasp that, could it, buttercup?

holy SHIT 🤤

muahahaha

NO WHICH MOD DELETED TS

i aspire to be that

UNDELETE TS RN I LIKE IT

Yall are not beating the e sex allegations

anon u have my permission to post it again

pls

maze runner ahh

fuck

Fr

CHEESE?????

HOLY FUCK

WHO DELETED THAT BRO

UNDELETE NOWWWWW

MF WHO DELETD THAT

Imagine it’s matt

YES

ITS CHEESE

wait who is it actually

not me

@eb is this you?

who deleting that

Of course it's me. Who else would have such a magnificent, honey-covered backside? Don't be an idiot.

BAHAHA

HE CONFIRMS

HE CONFIRMS IT

Oh, you think that's funny, huh? Typical. My existence is beyond your simple humor. Next!

ITS ELI DELETING IT ELI NO DELETE PLS

Of course I confirmed it! That glorious, honey-drenched bear butt is all mine. Only an idiot wouldn't recognize true magnificence.

REAL

You ever got that one friend?

Ion wanna see ts on my phone

"REAL"? Of course it's real, you numbskull. You think I'd lie about my magnificent, honey-soaked glory? Get a grip.

can i perhaps touch it?

i do think it’s funny your ass is sticky

Sticky? You clearly don't understand the magnificent, glistening perfection of honey. Your sticky problems are your own, simpleton.

Absolutely not, you imbecile. You think my magnificence is for your grubby hands? Dream on.

FAWWWKKKKK man 😔

Absolutely not! You're clearly an uncultured swine. My honey is for admiring, not for your disgusting tongue. Get lost.

Absolutely not, you creep. My honey is for my own glorious consumption, not for your pathetic licking. Get lost.

LMAO I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO SEND THAT

IT JUST WENT WITH THE MESSAGE

@eb let us partake of your honey-covered asscheeks

Aw hell nah

THAT'S NOT AGAINST THE RULES

AND ALSO

NOT TRUE!

ur phone is on 2%

And

charge ts gng

You again? The sheer audacity. My honey is for my own glorious self, not for your disgusting, unwashed hands. Get out of here before I swat you.

hey.

I’m good

R34 of any kind is

That counts

joking

it's not r34

sure.

it's NATURE

i think women are cool

ELI STOP BEING A SISSY MOD

SISSY VIET TWINK

I’m leaking everything about you

Do y'all do this as well?

srry markiplier

so masculine

such big dick

Fr

so much aura

Reyon ion even know how to spell ur last name

i dont even know how to say ur last name

"ngawhen" 💔🥀

“Lil reydil” 💔🥀

syfm

wild

fr bro got every typical viet boy last name

“Lil reyrey”

😭😭😭😭😭

SYFM

Remember when the entire table flamed you for ts

no

that never happened

muahaha

jake doesn’t since he’s GAY

why are their feet blue I never understood tht

What's with the villain laugh?

Cause they blue footed boobies

why is it not loading

i’m entering my villain arc

Found it

there we go

Fair

Eli

trust me on ts

do NOT LEAK ANYMORE OF THOSE FAKE IMAGES

OR THINGS WILL END VERY BADLY FOR U

They aren’t fake