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HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY in honor of my Irish heritage I will be only drinking Guinness and eating gold coins for the whole day

my eyes are green i eat my veggies

What to eat for lunch?

eat

i’m going to eat your mailbox

When people ask my gender:

I might have a dick, I might be a chick I might be a guy who's a chick with a dick

But I suck cock and eat pussy the same, I put all the famous pornstars to shame.

I can bang both your parents all night, I'll fuck them both rough as they moan in delight.

Hello, I'm back from eating :) x

EUGH TOAST IMA EAT U

Yo. Ima repost this so people can see this once more, before it goes under billions of other posts.

everyone's trying to kill themselves. This is not worth it. You see your problems, right? You see them. They're tough! They're hard! This is the path of life! Challenges come and go! This is to make you a stronger person! This is to train you for the path ahead! Don't waste your hard work growing up by slitting your n… Read more

Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level! In the last post I created, I asked everyone to say a language. Say a language or I will eat your dog! My language rq's last time: German AKA nazi saussage language - Deine Mutter ist eine Schlampe und ich habe sie letzte Nacht… Read more

What should I make to eat

Hey guys it’s me again I was not able to post in a while because I am in Japan There is no cell around where I am And the WiFi is bad I’m also needing a break because my health has declined I have needed to just stop eating because I’ve been overeating And I don’t really think I’ve eaten an actual meal in a week or so I’ve been just eating random shit around the house in secret I think im dying And my jaw and eyes hurt so bad too Help

for food, i eat babies. 😛

Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya best… Read more

guys STOP EATING THE CHRISTMAS ORTIMENTS

Good day! This is your local Dunkin' donuts and if you want to eat something, tell us. The price is 1 follow for as much food as you want. We're looking forward to having lots of customers.

Good day! This is your local McDonald's and if you want to eat something, tell us. The price is 1 follow for as much food as you want. We're looking forward to having lots of customers.

If you are religious, what is considered bad in your religion but u still do it anyway?

For me I am Hindu, where you apparently can't eat beef bcuz cows are considered sacred, but I eat it anyway It didn't say anywhere that I can't eat pork so I do in rare occasions, but it's not my preferred type of meat

NOTE: My MUM (the strictest when it comes to what meat we* should consume and where) actually allows us to eat beef and pork but OUTSIDE THE HOUSE SHE AINT COOKING IT ANYTIME SOON EVEN THO SHE ATE A BEEF CHAPLI KEBAB AND LIKED IT *Me and my dad

everyone's trying to kill themselves. This is not worth it. You see your problems, right? You see them. They're tough! They're hard! This is the path of life! Challenges come and go! This is to make you a stronger person! This is to train you for the path ahead! Don't waste your hard work growing up by slitting your neck or hurling yourself down a cliff! It's not worth it! There are always at least ONE person to help… Read more

Hi I hope you had a good day or you will have a good day. If not I’m sorry. To anybody who needs a little extra, please go Have a cup of hot chocolate and calm down with a blanket and some music. Go outside and eat a banana take some deep breaths and look at the sky for a bit. Go look in the mirror and tell yourself that you love yourself, you know your worth and that you’re valid. Have a glass of water and go watch Napoleon dynamite. Eat something.

And if nobody told you today, good morning, sweet dreams, I love you, I’m proud of you, keep going.