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Cosmologistinterntobe

that can't be right

it is

it’s all the ad revenue

that was fast just like your dad got to go

Dani♡

hiii

hello

deez man

that was fast just like your dad got to go

my dad went to get milk when i was 4 but never came back, he went to live with his parents :/

ghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtght

Heroin Monkey

charge your phone

mo

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The Unknown King of Moderation

Ethan you’re not buying the damn site

jake

Cosmologistinterntobe

whos gonna buy this site, then

Not me, I'm too young

Cosmologistinterntobe

have u seen what he did to twitter?

you mean X

Cosmologistinterntobe

have u seen what he did to twitter?

xitter

Cosmologistinterntobe

have u seen what he did to twitter?

thats not even its name anymore lol

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

my bird is hissing at me

stir fry it

Heroin Monkey

you mean X

he could replace all the letters with x and make this site XXX

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

yall are horrible

he’d be so yummy with soy sauce

Cosmologistinterntobe

and bad for ur health

but yummy

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real

The Unknown King of Moderation

JK JK

no jk

charlie stew

what do we want?

charlie stew

when do we get it?

don't drink too much soy sauce. you could get severe heart problems, seizures, and die a very painful death

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

HES JUAT A BABY

young meat is the freshest

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

HES JUAT A BABY

u want to fuck a baby?

The Unknown King of Moderation

Aw hell nah

Aw yes nah

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

no hes my little baby

i’m going to eat him

The Unknown King of Moderation

I’ll give you a baby 😏

can you stop

The Unknown King of Moderation

It’s a joke

okay

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

DADDY?

...

ElsatheAquarius

...

just ignore until they stop

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

gimme that dick daddy waddy jakey

daddy wadey jakey?

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

gimme that dick daddy waddy jakey

youre a discord kitten and jake should know that by now

Heroin Monkey

youre a discord kitten and jake should know that by now

bro chill

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

HAHAHAHIFHIUFA AND SHE WAS READING IT OUT LOUD

THAT WAS HILARIOUS LMAO

she has too much self respect for that

Dani♡

no its not

ikr

madi is laughing at me

why do you guys sext on here

The Unknown King of Moderation

We’re not sexting we’re just joking around

sure

The Unknown King of Moderation

We’re not sexting we’re just joking around

can you stop “joking around”

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The Unknown King of Moderation

It’s a jokes website amy

you promised.

that’s you would stop.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

KYS

yeah ethan, keep yourself safe

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

KYS

stop using potty language

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

if u post one more thing im finna touch u

pause

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

if u post one more thing im finna touch u

do it

bitch i am right here

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

if u dont quit imma touch u.

i said do it

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that is wild ..... chilllll

Comment deleted by ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
Cosmologistinterntobe

"eat me instead"

what the fuck

ohhhh....... yea pls dont

Cosmologistinterntobe

from madi

yeah i guessed

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

BETRAY GIRL CODE

would u rather betray jake or girl code

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

GOTTA SHAKE ON IT

thats what she said

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The Radio Demon

Is there any point even going on here?

idk

I HATE YOU SO MUCH

The Radio Demon

Will One be noticed?

no

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for those who didnt see it said she wanted to bang you

Cosmologistinterntobe

nate face reveal

*my friend’s boyfriend

Heroin Monkey

who dis

my friend’s boyfriend

Cosmologistinterntobe

he is amazing

he’s nice

αmy

he’s nice

he doesn’t really care about me

he kinda just

ignores me

Cosmologistinterntobe

imagine being ignored

wild

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

i aint against it

nah

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

she said she was tryna fuck fr

do you have screenshots

if emily or flappy come online tell them to check my latest post

Cosmologistinterntobe

imagine being ignored

Imagine being the one ignoring others

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

I GOT PICS

WHY for what purpose

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

u wanna see her gyat etnhy6jm7uan

how did u mess that up so badly

αmy

if emily or flappy come online tell them to check my latest post

cosmo

Cosmologistinterntobe

how did u mess that up so badly

dyslexia

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

IUVDHBDIUDB

black tar heroin

Cosmologistinterntobe

that has to be more than dyslexia

uh, cocaine?

did i tell you i snorted grape gatorade powder

it made my nose bleed

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

U READY?

ur actually gonna share those pics

Cosmologistinterntobe

banana

That’s a mango. Or a sweet potato.

Cosmologistinterntobe

ded cat

Why? What makes you think that someone DID NOT stop time, save the cat, unstop time, pretend nothing happened and told people the cat died and came alive again. Tell me.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

madi has man jaw

What’s that? What’s that I see over there…? Is that…

Heroin Monkey

madi face reveal

nO fAcE rEvEaL!! fAcE rEvEaL rEsUlTs In BaN

They say that I’m Alastor because of my grammar and profile picture

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ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

SlAYYY GirlllYY PoPPPP

YASSS QUEEN

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

no.

Yes. Present your argument.

Bc I didn’t wanna forgive her

Naw Lilith was the first bro

Heroin Monkey

what beef do you have with el

Probably something along the lines of “yOuRe So FaKe YoU sAiD u ArE mY friend but Your Not”

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

No , was there such thing as adam and steve or eve and alexa only adam and eve.

they didnt even exist

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

rip u non god man rip

whats wrong with being an atheist

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

No , was there such thing as adam and steve or eve and alexa only adam and eve.

What makes you think they existed? Ever heard of science? I doubt so.

God isn’t real besties

Heroin Monkey

whats wrong with being an atheist

Finally someone who agrees with me for a change. Except about where to hide a body

ActUaLLy The WOrlD is 6000 YeArs OlD anD CreATed By GOd

Opal lol

God isn’t real besties

Well spotted! Should I tell the press? The radio guy? Steal his radio? Wow! Someone needs to know!!

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

nun , js my family / religion looks down at them so i kinda fell under that...

Oh my!

Heroin Monkey

ActUaLLy The WOrlD is 6000 YeArs OlD anD CreATed By GOd

Oh My GOD

The Radio Demon

Oh My GOD

My parents are both catholic as fuck but I ain’t religious

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

yep , i can feel the hatred coming to me.....

No, just blatant arguing when using god for anythibg

Anonymous

My parents are both catholic as fuck but I ain’t religious

Spiffing!

Heroin Monkey

i belive in the flying spaghetti monster

Eat them. Spaghetti is to be eaten. Or you might spaghetti forghetti (not mine, not my fault)

Heroin Monkey

i belive in the flying spaghetti monster

YOU’RE A PASTAFARIAN TOO???

OMG ILY

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

ig belive in wht yall wanna belive in , i belivie in wht i belive in , is tht alr? are we chill?

You believe that you’re understandable (your writing)

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

bruh

No?

mal 🌸

hi amy

hi mal

mal 🌸

hru

heading to rowing hbu

αmy

heading to rowing hbu

oh nice. im fine.

mal 🌸

oh nice. im fine.

why the period

you mad at me?

A my lies will fall on my head and I’ll suffocate in the rubble

αmy

you mad at me?

no lmao idk why i put it

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

HAHA NOW UR BREATHING ON UR OWN BOZO

are you autistic ?

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

stfu ur not even classified dumbass

so you are autistic

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

No , dumbass

Ooh I feel a “no u” war brewing!!

The Radio Demon

Ooh I feel a “no u” war brewing!!

lmao

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

HURRY!

YES

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

TYYY

You’re welcome

The Radio Demon

(but I mostly want the dead body)

🩸🤸🔫

mal 🌸

yes

You can get one free if you attend a blood ritual contest (contestant or spectator, I actually don’t care) ! Discounts for reasons!

mal 🌸

🩸🤸🔫

Suck a woman’s menstrual blood with a water gun?

cus you wanted a dead body

mal 🌸

no i shot the person

Ooh now I thought of the hole whyyyy

The Radio Demon

Ooh I feel a “no u” war brewing!!

“n-n-no you 🥺👉👈” - ethan

Anonymous

Yes

Only 10$ or a dead body! And if I know you you get one free for a blood ritual festival!

mal 🌸

i want popcorn

You got popcorn. Another dead person please….

you asked for a dead body

you cant judge how i get the body

Mal, where is your place in the debate whether I’m Alastor or not!

The Radio Demon

Mal, where is your place in the debate whether I’m Alastor or not!

i dunno lmao

youre not alastor. alastor stopped talking and posting

According to those people if someone leaves and someone else joins they’re laying haha

Nate you look like a kid from my school

well idk bro the pfp itsnt even me

i joined on the 21 of january

my computer im logged in on my phone to this

So Mal, another popcorn? The morgue’s business has been BOOMING lately!

Or, maybe I’ll sell it to the charming belle over there? She looks like a person who could use a cadaver for something useful

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the mod

Retards.

Salutations! Whom are you, and how dare you insult?

Why the fuck would I tell you fags who I am?

The Radio Demon

Salutations! Whom are you, and how dare you insult?

i think we can guess

why is may/charlie banned?

sorry it just said that

Anonymous

its js my bio

It’s be a smaller font if you actually were banned. I tried that before.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

oh it says banned acc in their bio when they get banned?

Yep!

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

is it cuz u hav no valentine?

I do but I also hate valentines dat

Toast ツ

Im gonna die alonr

Sad. Very. But, at least you won’t have a lover to let you down and ruin your life so you become an alcoholic! Yay!

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

but why r u upset?

I HATE SAWYER

HE ONLY TEXTS ME WHEN HES HORNY

which to be fair he’s horny like 75 percent of the time

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

is Sawyer ur bf?

heck no

ElsatheAquarius

hello

Opaaaaaaallll waaaaaaants toooo talk toooo youuuuuu

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

who is he then?

idk

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

u should tell his gf if hes trying to be sexual to u

ik

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

why did u promise him u wouldnt tell?

cs I want him

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

I thought u hated him

I’m very bipolar about him

The Radio Demon

Ooooh

shut up don’t fucking talk to me

urfavvirgo

I’m very bipolar about him

hehehehehehhehhehehehehheehheeheheee

Average Starry Fan

bi'

isn’t ur bsf bi?

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Oh I see

yea

The Unknown King of Moderation

Don’t be a homewrecker Emily 👍

I’m not

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Jake it sounds a lot more complicated than that

he kinda sorta asked me for nudes last night and then sent me a dick pic

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

does that bother u?

no

but I’m not sending him anything

urfavvirgo

shut up don’t fucking talk to me

Whoever not?

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

May I ask what u like abt?

He’s cute and he compliments me and he makes me feel loved

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

but I thought he only texted u when he was horny?

yea but he knows how to manipulate me while horny

urfavvirgo

He’s cute and he compliments me and he makes me feel loved

yeah, but he sent u dick pics

and like compliment me and talk to me and stuff

Cosmologistinterntobe

yeah, but he sent u dick pics

he apologized

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Do u think he actually luvs u?

absolutely not😭

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Then y do u still want him if yk its not real?

bc idc its fine

u said he makes u feel luved, but then u went on to say that yk he doesnt luv u

bc I know he doesn’t but he still makes me feel that way

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Maybe uhh...find someone else? Ik thats easier said than done

he with his gf rn but still snapping me

urfavvirgo

bc I know he doesn’t but he still makes me feel that way

Kinda real tbh

urfavvirgo

bc I know he doesn’t but he still makes me feel that way

having the feeling of being loved is different from actually being loved

idc he gonna get left on opened I’ll reply tonight

urfavvirgo

he with his gf rn but still snapping me

thats even more messed up

his gf so prettyyyyys I love her

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

ur kinda betraying her

I KNOW BRO IM SO TORN

CAUSE ON ONE HAND I RLLY DONT CARE AND IM FINE WITH IT BC NEITHER OF US WILL EVER TELL

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I SHOULD SAY NO TO HIM BC ITS WRONG

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

e doesnt luv u

NO IK BUT MAYBE SOMEDAY HE WILL

Cosmologistinterntobe

tell her

she won’t add me back.