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    • Comment deleted by deez man
    Cosmologistinterntobe

    that can't be right

    it is

    it’s all the ad revenue

    that was fast just like your dad got to go

    Dani♡

    hiii

    hello

    deez man

    that was fast just like your dad got to go

    my dad went to get milk when i was 4 but never came back, he went to live with his parents :/

    ghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtghtght

    Heroin Monkey

    charge your phone

    mo

    Comment deleted by αmy
    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Ethan you’re not buying the damn site

    jake

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    whos gonna buy this site, then

    Not me, I'm too young

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    have u seen what he did to twitter?

    you mean X

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    have u seen what he did to twitter?

    xitter

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    have u seen what he did to twitter?

    thats not even its name anymore lol

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    my bird is hissing at me

    stir fry it

    Heroin Monkey

    you mean X

    he could replace all the letters with x and make this site XXX

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    yall are horrible

    he’d be so yummy with soy sauce

    but yummy

    Comment deleted by The Unknown King of Moderation
    Comment deleted

    real

    no jk

    charlie stew

    what do we want?

    charlie stew

    when do we get it?

    don't drink too much soy sauce. you could get severe heart problems, seizures, and die a very painful death

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    HES JUAT A BABY

    young meat is the freshest

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    HES JUAT A BABY

    u want to fuck a baby?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Aw hell nah

    Aw yes nah

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    no hes my little baby

    i’m going to eat him

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I’ll give you a baby 😏

    can you stop

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    It’s a joke

    okay

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    DADDY?

    ...

    ElsatheAquarius

    ...

    just ignore until they stop

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    gimme that dick daddy waddy jakey

    daddy wadey jakey?

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    gimme that dick daddy waddy jakey

    youre a discord kitten and jake should know that by now

    Heroin Monkey

    youre a discord kitten and jake should know that by now

    bro chill

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    HAHAHAHIFHIUFA AND SHE WAS READING IT OUT LOUD

    THAT WAS HILARIOUS LMAO

    she has too much self respect for that

    madi is laughing at me

    why do you guys sext on here

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    We’re not sexting we’re just joking around

    sure

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    We’re not sexting we’re just joking around

    can you stop “joking around”

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    The Unknown King of Moderation

    It’s a jokes website amy

    you promised.

    that’s you would stop.

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    KYS

    yeah ethan, keep yourself safe

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    KYS

    stop using potty language

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    if u post one more thing im finna touch u

    pause

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    if u post one more thing im finna touch u

    do it

    bitch i am right here

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    if u dont quit imma touch u.

    i said do it

    Comment deleted by 𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    that is wild ..... chilllll

    Comment deleted by ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
    Cosmologistinterntobe

    "eat me instead"

    what the fuck

    ohhhh....... yea pls dont

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    from madi

    yeah i guessed

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    BETRAY GIRL CODE

    would u rather betray jake or girl code

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    GOTTA SHAKE ON IT

    thats what she said

    Comment deleted by 𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
    The Radio Demon

    Is there any point even going on here?

    idk

    I HATE YOU SO MUCH

    The Radio Demon

    Will One be noticed?

    no

    Comment deleted

    for those who didnt see it said she wanted to bang you

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    nate face reveal

    *my friend’s boyfriend

    Heroin Monkey

    who dis

    my friend’s boyfriend

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    he is amazing

    he’s nice

    αmy

    he’s nice

    he doesn’t really care about me

    he kinda just

    ignores me

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    imagine being ignored

    wild

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    i aint against it

    nah

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    she said she was tryna fuck fr

    do you have screenshots

    if emily or flappy come online tell them to check my latest post

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    imagine being ignored

    Imagine being the one ignoring others

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    I GOT PICS

    WHY for what purpose

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    u wanna see her gyat etnhy6jm7uan

    how did u mess that up so badly

    αmy

    if emily or flappy come online tell them to check my latest post

    cosmo

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    how did u mess that up so badly

    dyslexia

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    IUVDHBDIUDB

    black tar heroin

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    that has to be more than dyslexia

    uh, cocaine?

    did i tell you i snorted grape gatorade powder

    it made my nose bleed

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    U READY?

    ur actually gonna share those pics

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    banana

    That’s a mango. Or a sweet potato.

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    ded cat

    Why? What makes you think that someone DID NOT stop time, save the cat, unstop time, pretend nothing happened and told people the cat died and came alive again. Tell me.

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    madi has man jaw

    What’s that? What’s that I see over there…? Is that…

    Heroin Monkey

    madi face reveal

    nO fAcE rEvEaL!! fAcE rEvEaL rEsUlTs In BaN

    They say that I’m Alastor because of my grammar and profile picture

    Comment deleted by Anonymous
    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    SlAYYY GirlllYY PoPPPP

    YASSS QUEEN

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    no.

    Yes. Present your argument.

    Bc I didn’t wanna forgive her

    Naw Lilith was the first bro

    Heroin Monkey

    what beef do you have with el

    Probably something along the lines of “yOuRe So FaKe YoU sAiD u ArE mY friend but Your Not”

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    No , was there such thing as adam and steve or eve and alexa only adam and eve.

    they didnt even exist

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    No , was there such thing as adam and steve or eve and alexa only adam and eve.

    What makes you think they existed? Ever heard of science? I doubt so.

    God isn’t real besties

    Heroin Monkey

    whats wrong with being an atheist

    Finally someone who agrees with me for a change. Except about where to hide a body

    ActUaLLy The WOrlD is 6000 YeArs OlD anD CreATed By GOd

    Opal lol

    God isn’t real besties

    Well spotted! Should I tell the press? The radio guy? Steal his radio? Wow! Someone needs to know!!

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    nun , js my family / religion looks down at them so i kinda fell under that...

    Oh my!

    Heroin Monkey

    ActUaLLy The WOrlD is 6000 YeArs OlD anD CreATed By GOd

    Oh My GOD

    Anonymous

    hi

    hru

    The Radio Demon

    Oh My GOD

    My parents are both catholic as fuck but I ain’t religious

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    yep , i can feel the hatred coming to me.....

    No, just blatant arguing when using god for anythibg

    Anonymous

    My parents are both catholic as fuck but I ain’t religious

    Spiffing!

    Heroin Monkey

    i belive in the flying spaghetti monster

    Eat them. Spaghetti is to be eaten. Or you might spaghetti forghetti (not mine, not my fault)

    Heroin Monkey

    i belive in the flying spaghetti monster

    YOU’RE A PASTAFARIAN TOO???

    OMG ILY

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    ig belive in wht yall wanna belive in , i belivie in wht i belive in , is tht alr? are we chill?

    You believe that you’re understandable (your writing)

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    bruh

    No?

    mal♡

    hi amy

    hi mal

    αmy

    hi mal

    hru

    mal♡

    hru

    heading to rowing hbu

    αmy

    heading to rowing hbu

    oh nice. im fine.

    mal♡

    oh nice. im fine.

    why the period

    you mad at me?

    A my lies will fall on my head and I’ll suffocate in the rubble

    αmy

    you mad at me?

    no lmao idk why i put it

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    HAHA NOW UR BREATHING ON UR OWN BOZO

    are you autistic ?

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    stfu ur not even classified dumbass

    so you are autistic

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    No , dumbass

    Ooh I feel a “no u” war brewing!!

    The Radio Demon

    Ooh I feel a “no u” war brewing!!

    lmao

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    HURRY!

    YES

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    TYYY

    You’re welcome

    The Radio Demon

    (but I mostly want the dead body)

    🩸🤸🔫

    mal♡

    yes

    You can get one free if you attend a blood ritual contest (contestant or spectator, I actually don’t care) ! Discounts for reasons!

    mal♡

    🩸🤸🔫

    Suck a woman’s menstrual blood with a water gun?

    no i shot the person

    cus you wanted a dead body

    mal♡

    no i shot the person

    Ooh now I thought of the hole whyyyy

    The Radio Demon

    Ooh I feel a “no u” war brewing!!

    “n-n-no you 🥺👉👈” - ethan

    Anonymous

    Hi again

    hi

    i want popcorn

    Anonymous

    Yes

    Only 10$ or a dead body! And if I know you you get one free for a blood ritual festival!

    mal♡

    i want popcorn

    You got popcorn. Another dead person please….

    you asked for a dead body

    you cant judge how i get the body

    Mal, where is your place in the debate whether I’m Alastor or not!

    The Radio Demon

    Mal, where is your place in the debate whether I’m Alastor or not!

    i dunno lmao

    youre not alastor. alastor stopped talking and posting

    According to those people if someone leaves and someone else joins they’re laying haha

    Nate you look like a kid from my school

    well idk bro the pfp itsnt even me

    i joined on the 21 of january

    my computer im logged in on my phone to this

    So Mal, another popcorn? The morgue’s business has been BOOMING lately!

    Or, maybe I’ll sell it to the charming belle over there? She looks like a person who could use a cadaver for something useful

    Comment deleted
    the mod

    Retards.

    Salutations! Whom are you, and how dare you insult?

    Why the fuck would I tell you fags who I am?

    The Radio Demon

    Salutations! Whom are you, and how dare you insult?

    i think we can guess

    why is may/charlie banned?

    sorry it just said that

    Anonymous

    its js my bio

    It’s be a smaller font if you actually were banned. I tried that before.

    I do but I also hate valentines dat

    Toast ツ

    Im gonna die alonr

    Sad. Very. But, at least you won’t have a lover to let you down and ruin your life so you become an alcoholic! Yay!

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    but why r u upset?

    I HATE SAWYER

    HE ONLY TEXTS ME WHEN HES HORNY

    which to be fair he’s horny like 75 percent of the time

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    is Sawyer ur bf?

    heck no

    ElsatheAquarius

    hello

    Opaaaaaaallll waaaaaaants toooo talk toooo youuuuuu

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    who is he then?

    idk

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    why did u promise him u wouldnt tell?

    cs I want him

    The Radio Demon

    Ooooh

    shut up don’t fucking talk to me

    urfavvirgo

    I’m very bipolar about him

    hehehehehehhehhehehehehheehheeheheee

    Average Starry Fan

    bi'

    isn’t ur bsf bi?

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Oh I see

    yea

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Don’t be a homewrecker Emily 👍

    I’m not

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Jake it sounds a lot more complicated than that

    he kinda sorta asked me for nudes last night and then sent me a dick pic

    but I’m not sending him anything

    urfavvirgo

    shut up don’t fucking talk to me

    Whoever not?

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    May I ask what u like abt?

    He’s cute and he compliments me and he makes me feel loved

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    but I thought he only texted u when he was horny?

    yea but he knows how to manipulate me while horny

    urfavvirgo

    He’s cute and he compliments me and he makes me feel loved

    yeah, but he sent u dick pics

    and like compliment me and talk to me and stuff

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    yeah, but he sent u dick pics

    he apologized

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Do u think he actually luvs u?

    absolutely not😭

    u said he makes u feel luved, but then u went on to say that yk he doesnt luv u

    bc I know he doesn’t but he still makes me feel that way

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Maybe uhh...find someone else? Ik thats easier said than done

    he with his gf rn but still snapping me

    urfavvirgo

    bc I know he doesn’t but he still makes me feel that way

    Kinda real tbh

    urfavvirgo

    bc I know he doesn’t but he still makes me feel that way

    having the feeling of being loved is different from actually being loved

    idc he gonna get left on opened I’ll reply tonight

    urfavvirgo

    he with his gf rn but still snapping me

    thats even more messed up

    his gf so prettyyyyys I love her

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    ur kinda betraying her

    I KNOW BRO IM SO TORN

    CAUSE ON ONE HAND I RLLY DONT CARE AND IM FINE WITH IT BC NEITHER OF US WILL EVER TELL

    BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I SHOULD SAY NO TO HIM BC ITS WRONG

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    e doesnt luv u

    NO IK BUT MAYBE SOMEDAY HE WILL

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    tell her

    she won’t add me back.

    Mammoth Gelada