Eating Community

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

KILL HOOKERS and eat them

ok if you get this right you will have good luck i have 3 eggs i crack one cook one and eat one how many eggs are left

royal more like boil cuz your mad that ur fat, trying to make riddles boy riddle these hands, you think your king? nah your ground beef, ground beef that yo mamma eats, cuz she's obese.

if i weigh 99lbs and i eat a lbs of nachos, am i 1% nacho?

Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.

i need some dirty booty, clean booty moist booty watery booty any type of booty im tryna eat ass

(im 11) hope you dont mind