Threat to Eat Mailbox

yes

Alr I give up

HA

hello

hi

El won

me :)

El be fr do you actually speak Spanish

k

There is no pain greater than 12 different ppl saying I look like Vector from despicable me im gonna KMS

I HAPPY TO

Ya... I study it at school but I also do extra learning outside of school

But you do, that is the problem my friend

Cap

I KNOW

THAT IS THE PROBLEM

THATS WHY IT HURTS

LOL

Nope, tell me to say something

IF 14 (I recounted) DIFFERENT PPL, MOST NOT EVEN HAVING MET EACHOTHER EVER SAY I LOOK LIKE VECTOR

THEN I MUST LOOK LIKE VECTOR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ur pfp is cute

What can you claim to speak next, Chinese? French?

l

I can't speak either of them

Y dont u believe she speaks spanish? I mean, its a pretty common language to learn in school

im going to eat box

I can speak Spanish, English andddd Lithuanian

I took Spanish instead of ASL bc in San Diego there r lots of spanish speakers so I thought it would come in handy

No you can not

Si si

Yeah I can, I'm actually Lithuanian

西格瑪加特

Yo quiero Sexar homosexual (I think thats correct)

El can u confirm this is correct

Tai įrodymas, kad esu lietuvis

ethan why do u care so much

Bro is British

HI KRIS

I don't care at all, it's a joke

bruver you can have 2 backgrounds

El is this correct

smash

KRISSYYY

I was joking bruv

you want to sex homosexual?

OI BRUVA IMA TAKE YO SHILLINGS

oh. Ok how would u say it the right way then

Proof that I'm Lithuanian

What should I have said to make it correct?

BO O O WA A

What do u want to say?

I want gay sex

Dude I was joking

how do I say that in spanish

quiero sexo gay

EL IS GAY CONFIRMED

BOTOL O' WORTA

FELL FOR IT

OMFG

HAHAHAHHAHA\

NO! NOOOO

HA NICE ONE SOOPLOOSH

Sooloosh MacSchnibble

so...

en realidad soy heterosexual

I GOT UUUUUUUU

El is that you

NOOO

OPAALLLLl

u might get it later

HIII

OPAL HIII =3

hi opal!

Behold, I’m pink now

OPAL BBG HIII, Yes its me, HRU <3333

Godzilla in GxK

hi opal

girl im not your bbg

oh. are you upset with me?

gay deadpool

Scooter!

scooter is crazy

i thought we went over that i didnt like you buddy

Huh

What did I do?

oooh drama

Inside Joke

Popcorn and a drink?

yes

el you constantly make fake ass apologies to people and expect everyone to forgive you but we all know that you dont mean them and also you make like a shit ton of alt accounts and then you yell at people a bunch

🍿🍺

dead cat

NOW U TRYNA PULL UP TO MY CRIB I THINK U RLY GOTTA GO

JUST GO

Donut did Jake show u

JEE I WONDER WHO THT SOUNDS LIKE OPAL

GLAD U KNOW THE FEELING

hi madi!

the drama finally shifted away from me

madi u never answered my questino

hi kris

look

Kris!

are yiu autistic

Lol

i came up with this last year

Wade!

THAT SNAKE IS FOR ME

HIS SNAKE IS MINE

drakes snake

I’m Pink now lmao

pink in the ass too?

i can check

My mom has a pink lightsaber under her bed

Yes check

That’s cool ngl

shaft

I’d buy that

id like to go down than

hm?

The elevator

oh mb what was the question

what elevator?

"are you autistic"

thats kris's question

Yk thr matching pfps u have with the elevator?

HI MAID

maid?

Nah that’s me

hi amygus

smash

💀 you do know what a pink lightsaber is right

STOP. YOUR MAKING ME HORNY

WHAT THE FUC-

how many calories

What about them?

it means a vibrator 💀💀

Do you want one?

yes...master...

I found a Deadpool one lol

GYATTTT

But it’s blurry since tiktok images r blurry when googled

i think everyone knows that

Nope just dsylexic

let...me...worship...your...ass

....

wade doesn’t

Wade ill find you one

with better quality

Cum and worship

I WANT ONE

cause the blurry shit is a no no

oh...master...wade...

want what

.....

I WANT ONE MADIII

COSMO

yes, master obiwan kewade wilson

ALSO YOU DIDNT SAY HI TO ME

This inside joke is going inside my ass now

yeah?

uh. oh.

im not a joke :(

So much quotable content

i might have some meaning

You have meaning to me

yeah. i got this chat

no

thank u master (:

Until you decide to kill children and turn to the dark side, we don’t kill children, we kill middle aged men

pov british kids on christmas

yeah, ill do the rape later

Good boy

Gonna bookmark dis for quoting purposes later

gyat

Relatable

-Made by Toast

Historically accurate

why thank you master.

pfffft

Maybe I’ll use bring Maid Wade back some day for funsies

print it

YES

check quotebook

Bet

YEA

YES

fuck me

please

YES

master change ur name to Master Obiwade KeWilson

Fifth floor, room 7, 8 pm

yes master

6th position?

Do it

hi toby

Who is Tob

Toby

Tobuerl

just some sex rp going on

Zeruel

that looks like ai made it

It didnt

huh

I’m here from a while ago

It's Zeruel from Neon Genesis Evangelion

yeah, i think hes cool

bc im obsessing over that show now

Oh shit not you

turn ur geek button down

Hiii wadeee

U prolly dont notice but his Color scheme is inspired by Zetton

=3

i meant toby

oh

=<

but wade...

he

is

fucking

hot

They don’t like me

y

WADE

WSP

hi madi

I GOTCHU SOME PFPS

CHOOSE

HOLD UP

BET

LEMME PUT EM

^^^^^^^^^^

Cus I’m a “fag” I’m a trans boy

Ur also annoying as shit and a constant whiner

Ok Wade

HELLO KITTY

and u whine about his whining...

brb

Hey woah yall be nice to toby

Wait, so ur telling u had the option to pick ur name n u still went w Toby?

Me and Jake fr

I completely respect trans ppl

but TOBY?!?!

c'mon man

Soop lmao

AND YOU HAD THE OPTION TO PICK UR NAME

What would you suggest?

Idk

smthn cool

Jimmy

like Ultra killer death robot

or smthn

actually

not fckn toby

toby i hate to agree

but bro gotta point

Donut u got anymo

toby is a like

im back

toby is an l name

child tht drops their ice cream

kinda name

EXACTLY

why not like

ALEX

ALEXANDER

ALEJANDRO

Bro than pick a better name SOMEONE PICK A BETTER NAME!

ALEX

ALEJANDRO

I’ll make a poll after you give me ideas

bob

okok

joe

no not bob

STFU

SOOP

steward

GIVE ME IDEAS

um uhhh

IT WAS YOUR IDEA ANYWAYS

hmmm

uhhh

He should name himself Gianni

*stewart

Wink

kevin

*stuart

morgoth lord of all evil

Jimmy Neutron

gru

WADE

TFU

STFU*

not gianni

U got anymore elevator pics lol

elvis

brian

bob

PETER GRIFFIN

richard

moe

lenard

uh...

no cause ur a hoe

u dont get any

GOOD QUALITY

Pweeeeease

PFPS FROM ME

I’ll be ur best fwend

NO

i have to do a skit in french

help

Hell no

Pwweeeaaaseee

....

YKW ACTUALLY

LETS MAKE A DEAL

Bet

thats what i said last night with you

IF YOU TALK TO RYLEE

FOR ABT A MONTH

in bed

ill give u free access to any pfp and sercret

:(

Quote this immediately

mean to me

Quote this too

Oh.

PFFFF

yeah

WELLL ABOUT THAT

ABTTT WHATTT?

WHAT DID U DO WADE

I think she might be mad at me

I’m not sure tho

cause u didnt accept her valentines

smh

I didn’t know Valentine meant be my boyfriend

Ok go pick a name

Peter Griffin or you’re straight

I am straight….I’m into girls and I’m a boy

Ur trans

U ain’t straight bro

be my daddy

Bet

well then then they're not cis but they can still be straight

JS GO TO THE POLL

what time zone?

Uhhh Canada

WHY DO GIRLS LIKE U BRO

uhhhhhhhhh

THTS MY QUESTION

like i get with guys....

That’s a question I’ve been asking for a while

cause ur gay asf

Lmao

Amy

just like jake

if ur start explaining why

im gonna beat u

go to ur gay bf

with a sledge hammer

JAKE IS NOT GAY

like u beat jakes dick?

He’s gay for me

last night

He beats my ass with it is that a problem? smh

Ok so Jake is dating a girl n all but hes def curious

But can u talk to her for me Madi?

how old are you guys

Just check if she’s mad at me?

Huh?

hey, no polygamy. you still have a padawan

he gives off that vibe

.....you betetr send her a whimper audio then

Don’t question it..don’t interact

Fine

*just check if she's madi with me

id like to hear wade wimper

HSHAHAHAHA

Quote that too

gtg. i got a math test.

....

So what u talk to her and I gotta send her audio?

yup

LOOK

SHES...

SHE LIKES HER GUYS

LIKE THT

Very sensitive?

U HEARD HER

" if a guy sends me a whimper audio i will be their slut"

She wants me to be her bitch?

YUP.

FOR SOME.

ODD.

…

FUCKING REASON.

OUT OF NOWHERE.

i made a section at the bottom of the quotebook for posts that need to be reviewed

gtg

I mean we make sex jokes but like…

BYE COSSY

WAHT

IADHUDIDHUADHI

Based

I DONT KNOW MAN

SHE SWTICHED UP

SHE WAS LIKE "wades so hot"

EVEN JAKE WAS TRYNA SNAP HER OUT OF IT

SHE WONT BUDGE

STILL?

WHATD I DO?

IDFK

STOP BEING U

who r we talking abt

That’s kinda hard tho

I’m just super cool

no

no ur not cool

Ouch thought we were friends

u just have alot girls

tht like

their submissive dudes

WHAT HAPPEN TO DOMINANT GUYS

WHY DONT GIRLS LIKE EM ANYMORE

WHAT HAPPEN

ALL THE SUDDEN

I have a simple explanation

who r we talking abt

Society makes men weak and women masculine men are now fat and lazy bitches

WHAT HAPPEN

smh i like my dominant guys

like jakey

mmmmm masculine womennnnnn

SHUT.UP.

Here’s how to look at it

What was good is bad and what was bad is good

This is why I hate society

we are in the phase of society where good times create weak men

Exactly

....

tell me why

It’s fucking stupid

A hickey?

AND ITS VISABLE