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not me binge watching a show and eating ice cream because telling him to pin me to a wall is wrong😅

I watch gay porn, BUT WAIT! I do it because I’m homophobic and find it hilarious, I sit there rocking back and forth, pointing and laughing at the screen, slapping my knee while eating popcorn and wiping a tear from my eye, a true rib tickler. Anyway after that lesbian-boy looking bullshit is over, I work up an appetite for some real porn and watch lesbian content to balance things out.

If one burgrer is half a pound. I can eat ten burgers and have consumed ten pounds of meat. which means I put a meat in my mouth. and lots of people (especially guys) eat burgers or other forms of meat. Which leads me to rocky mountain oysters which are literally balls. therefore eating meat is gay

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

Update on Hampter. He is doing fine its just very hard for him to walk, hes eating and drinking and hes been asleep on my neck for the past few hours so lets pray he makes it guys.

Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it? You mean like human flesh? Eh, sort of It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut that you could finally be faced with A billion needy faces I guess what I mean to say is, for the first time in my life I might have to be ready for this Ready to be the one who's leading from the front Gotta come into my own Gotta come into my throne… Read more

I LOVE YOU SAH I LOVE YOU AMY I LOVE YOU MALL I LOVE YU MADI I LOVE YOU JAS WADE I H8 U HALF THE TIME BUT UR CHILL TOAST IM PROUD OF YOU SAH IM PROUD OF YOU Amy I'm proud of you for watching everyone have what you want and trying your best to be happy, I'm proud of you for still being here, I'm proud of you for still surviving, I'm proud of you for waking up every morning, I'm proud of you for every meal you eat, I'm proud of you for not giving up. <3