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ATTENTION WJE USERS:

UwU crew, the website we used for private messaging for important matters, has unfortunately completely died basically. From now on, we will be using the brand new *WJE CREW* (yay, woohoo)

Use this link to sign up :)

https://wje-crew.mn.co/share/D_NJaoCNDg_lzd3J?utm_source=manual

heyy imma come on occasionally, since i got the bulk of my schoolwork done. but until i completely finish all my overdue work, im gonna try to be on here a little less than usual.

People of WJE! I’m officially announcing a one week break from this dearly beloved shithole of a site. I’m sorry to spring this on you all of a sudden, but I feel it’s necessary for a variety of reasons I’d rather not delve into right now. I’ll be back next Friday, but until then I will be completely off the site, no exceptions. I’ll be checking uwu consistently if anyone wants to talk to me, but I won’t come to the site if you ask me to. Have a great week everyone!

complete wje playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/56tUZ5GvHi6YeeRlcghJdD?si=xOF92mPwQXS9utJ8gIjiEw&pi=u-SYdlXnsgSqCZ

I'm going to force myself to be completely offline for the next week so I can focus on important stuff. I won't be on here, I won't be on uwu, but I MIGHT check my discord now and then, so if any of you have me added on there and there's like a horrific emergency, that'll be the only way you can reach me. I'm going radio silent, see you all in 7 days.

Okay, for all those who are interested in the conflict with the German site, first of all, shut. If it doesn't involve you, don't say anything. If it does involve you, ALSO don't say anything. We have agreed to stay off of each other's sites until tomorrow, when myself and other mods will work on resolving the issue. If you have concerns, message me elsewhere and I will bring it up. Until then, you are all to leave things be and completely disregard the happenings of today and yesterday. Okay?

A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER (Part 2) Dagger discreetly entered the run down, filthy house, a vile smell filling his nostrils The eerie silence engulfed him as Dagger stood outside BlackHumorKing's door, his trembling hand gripping his namesake dagger. The door creaked open, revealing the unsuspecting jester within. The bright computer light gave Dagger a good view of the degenerate stealing his thunder. He … Read more

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A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more

PSA: There have been a lot of fake accounts made on here lately. Please make sure to ALWAYS CHECK THE ACCOUNT CREATION DATE!!! If the account looks exactly the same as the person’s it says it is but the date is within the last day or two, chances are it’s fake. Plus, they’ll usually be acting completely different than the real person. If you see anyone do this, please notify me or any of the other moderators.

I don't like you, T-Series Nothing personal, kid But I must go all out Just this once Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be? Sit the fuck down, T-Series, I'm here to spill the real tea You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one But you India, you lose, so best think you haven't won When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely fucking done 'Cause we only just begun, I review you, zero, bye bitch, gone So come… Read more

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Ok, completely random question: when you sit on the toilet, do you dry yourself with toilet paper after you fart?

GENESIS 29 Jacob Arrives in Paddan Aram 1Then Jacob continued on his journey and came to the land of the eastern peoples. 2There he saw a well in the open country, with three flocks of sheep lying near it because the flocks were watered from that well. The stone over the mouth of the well was large. 3When all the flocks were gathered there, the shepherds would roll the stone away from the well’s mouth and water the s… Read more

GENESIS 20 Abraham and Abimelek 1Now Abraham moved on from there into the region of the Negev and lived between Kadesh and Shur. For a while he stayed in Gerar, 2and there Abraham said of his wife Sarah, “She is my sister.” Then Abimelek king of Gerar sent for Sarah and took her. 3But God came to Abimelek in a dream one night and said to him, “You are as good as dead because of the woman you have taken; she is a marr… Read more