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HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY MY BEAUTIFUL AMYYYYYYY MORE BDAYS TO CUM AND I REALLY WISH THINGS WOULD GET BETTER AND STAY STRONG BE SAFE LOVE YAAAA TAKE CARE BE SAFEE<33333 HAVE A GREAT DAYYYYYYY

-A FUNNY STORY-

Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .

"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.

On a clear, but cold Wellington after… Read more

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday and the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried

Everyone tell the most wtf story about an event or celebration you can remember or find online.

(Baby shower, birthday, funeral, party, holiday, etc)

GENESIS 40 Joseph Interprets Two Prisoners’ Dreams 1Some time after this, the cupbearer of the king of Egypt and his baker committed an offense against their lord the king of Egypt. 2And Pharaoh was angry with his two officers, the chief cupbearer and the chief baker, 3and he put them in custody in the house of the captain of the guard, in the prison where Joseph was confined. 4The captain of the guard appointed Jose… Read more

Hey I got a riddle for y’all.

In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their family’s fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over th… Read more

I lied about my age, my birthday's coming up and I'm nearly 14. I didn't tell my real age for societies sake. :)