Birthday Incoming

Happy early birthday!

congrats

happy early bday :)

Thank you! :D

and don't ask whats going on wje. its very messed up

I have a lot to catch up on

You’re allowed back on WJE

Do not even try loo

Lol*

I won’t even have the time and brain power to

I know.

How?

I accidently went on and found out that wade wasn't mod anymore

its complicated

Yes

So how’s things going on WJE?

Terrible

good

How did you lose your mod powers Wade?

wje is going wje

the owner got a lot of complaints

matt took them away from him an dagger

Jake

happy early birthday

Oh

Thank you! :D

Happy early birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyddd

I wish you a nice day today and tomorrow.

Thank you! :D

For the same reasons as Wade?

Wade

I already did a few minutes ago

Oh

AGQGQHVQHQJQQ

It’s all going great, exams got over and I topped in math as well as physics exam

:D

good job!

My bio paper also went extremely well today with only 1-2 mistakes

nice!

Thank you!

ur welcome

How’s life for you Cosmo?

yeah

good.

I got into this really good astronomy camp.

Ooh!

ill share u my essay via the chat

Sure!

yeah im sure raping kids is going good for you

bwahahaha

they are targeting me right now

hi opal

Cosmo the pedophile sitting in a tree R

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As in

He's so ugly he can only fuck innocent kids forcefully he's too weak to even rape a woman lmao

Okay…

impossible. he doesn’t have friends.

That pedo is gonna rape a kid someday and then he'll get raped in prison until he dies hopefully

On the internet I mean

If I had known how ugly and inbred he really was I would've shunned him immediately

He's an incel pedophile with a tiny penis

How do you know the size of his ..?

Cosmo told me his dick size

he likes showing it to kids

He was "venting" to me that "he'll never get a woman" lmao

looks like it

I’ve had many close friends in life, many male friends too. Our friendship was close but not so close that they would talk about their size

You and I both know it's ture

true*

u guys yap a lot

You're a disgusting pedo and I'm ashamed to have been your friend

actually, im pretty average

EMILY

OH UR A MAN?

WTF

ha ha ha/

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PFP

I hope your stomach gets sliced open and they use your intestines as anal beads

NO BC IM FREE

💀💀💀

NO MORE FLAPPY

Hiii Stardust :3 :3

HELP I DIDNT EVEN KNOW

😭

I didnt know u were on WJE

BRO 😭

Wait how would that even work?

THE DISRESPECT IS KINDA WILD

Hiya Sooploosh!

…

WAIT SO SHES A MAN?

teenage boy

And here's Cosmo's other e-kitten coming to get more attention from his pedo master

YIKES

oh erm, Ive never rlly met Cosmo before

like ik who they are

He's not a man because men don't fantasize about raping kids

but otherwise Idk them very well

YES 😭

Cosmo is a pedophile who lubes his dick with his own shit

I mean, Cosmo is ur username so like

Men do that why u lying

How do you know so many details? Who on earth tells people this?

wow

Those aren't men those are nonhumans

HOW DID YOU NEVER KNOW

I don't consider pedos human

Cosmo felt safe around me so he told me lots about his life thinking I was trustworthy

"other e-kitten"

My account is a year old but I only recently started using it. I took a break because of exams

IDK I JUST ASSUMED

"other e-kitten"

SHE TALKES LIKE A WOMAN

Hiii Cosmo! y is this guy calling u a pedo?

I aspire to have a friendship that’s this close and this trustworthy

nah cause is cosmo actually a pedo

Because he is

i mean he’s from bp so

He is and I was very sad to find out

I have a friend like this actually

but so are we so

So r u

silly goose

BUT LIKE WE DONT ACT LIKR IT

DISCORD 😭

Prove it

YEA FAIR

bc like

I thought he was joking at first (I was very young and naive) but it turned out that he was actually a pedo

Such friends are gems who should never be ditched

u need to prove thistho

Yeah right

u cant just make baseless accusations

u need to show screenshots

of messages

glad you agree :)

otherwise I dont believe u

Screen recordings exist

I mean yeah sure let me travel back in time and get the voice logs 💀 fucking retard

who knows

um

who knows

tbh I’m not sure if he cares whether YOU believe him or not

(gotta assume everyone’s a man now)

I don't

You're probably getting groomed by Cosmo rn so you wouldn't believe me anyway

PFFTTT

And I don't care if anyone believes me I'm just reminding Cosmo of what he did and what kind of a person he is

I feel that this dude is an extremely nalla chomu with nothing better to do

or rather non-person

(those thighs say something else though)

I think it’s time you log off and finish your homework you chomu

I mean Cosmo you deadass said the age of consent should be lowered to 12 in the US

you’re a nalaik bahenchod

you disgusting piece of shit i hate you

Maine kya kiya?

If i was your friend than tell me my name

OH WOAH

kuch nai i just wanted to use hindi curse words

nope

And Maine kisi ke behen ko nahi cheda

hes lying. I would never say such a thing

Hindi curse words are so inoffensive compared to majority of languages

hiiii

that’s facts

ok, and?

Like “son of donkey” is not as offensive as b*tch

Hi!

I'm not lying and I'm Ryan

hey stardust hey cosmo

Hi lying

who the fuck is cosmo the pedophile

Hiya Leo!

Maybe dagger?

You tried to groom me I mean

RYANTOYREVEIW2018??????

Cosmo’s evil twin

not only are you a pedo but you're a gay ahh pedo

:0

shut the fuck up

like tf

Kill yourself nigga

IS IT RYAN THE 6 YEAR OLD???

go away bitch

You got groomed too probably by the same guy so you cant be talking

then whats our school mascot

I didnt even say that to you I said that to Cosmo who literally tried to groom me

Dude already has an issue with being a pedo but he draws the line at gay

the one ryan that I know is from my school

i wasnt fucking groomed by nobody nuh nuh

OOH

what? what are you talking about

WHO ARE U

THE PLOT THICKENS

FROM BP

bro who is language simp then

I never said I was 25

I mean he doesn't learn from his mistakes he just makes more

wait wait

We should ready up some popcorn for this soap opera level drama

you are not making any sense

🍿🍿🍿

This guy has no real evidence tho

I also need some

Story of our life, making more mistakes

My name on boredpanda i'm pretty sute was

WHATS UP BITCHES

You are taking part in the drama, no popcorn for you

Hey yall

like no screenshots, I maen, I would have screen recorded if I heard someone being a pedo in a discord call

guys shut the fuck up

Great timing

Something 2018

cosmo aint no pedophile

Hiya Perc!

heya there

hi

eyyyy

lets ignore the troll

Hi! Hru?

hu

Hiya Opal!

of course you would say that

did you fr just call cosmo a neighhbor?

neigbor

hi hru

friendly neighbor

Excited for tomorrow! How did the baking go?

I do not have pedophilic disorder

that language simp guy IS a pedophillic disorder

It went great! It was delicious

good. I need some popcorn for this

I WANT SOME TOOO

Wait whats going on

You’re involved in drama so no popcorn

this dude is accusing cosmo of being a pedo

bruh

https://www.boredpanda.com/community/janetryan_3/ This ring a bell Cosmo

some troll is saying im a pedo

who's alt is this

no

dagger or silent specter for sure

Popcorn is only for observers! Why can’t you get it?

ahhhh

Maybe you can lie to these people but you'll always feel the guilt of grooming me you disgusting pedo

May I have some?

i want popcorn

I know u do

porn

jk

For you: 🍿

cosmothepedophile i know you are dagger

or silent specter

And you: 🍿

ah of course Cosmo's new grooming victim comes to defend

ballsack

D:

penis ballls

how dare u

those are bad words >:c

Yep I bet Cosmo showed his greasy ballsack to you

soploosh i messaged u

on uwu daddy

Thank you very much

How do you know it’s greasy?

cosmothepedophile

fuck you bitch

You’re very much welcome

go fuck yourself pedo guy

suck my dick

UwU

I've never seen them talk

I thought you’re a girl?

I don't know maybe because he's a fuking pedo and since he tries to rapes kids he doesnt care about washing his dick

plot hole #36: literally everything you say

its just a phrase

teehee

im wild

biatch

eheheheheheheheheheheheheh

hehehe

jk

I’m pretty sure everyone maintains some basic hygiene down there, and how do you know how greasy it is?

Yup of course you're grooming opal to be transgender

I DOTN LOOK LIEK A MAN I SWEAR

what?

fym grooming opal

I already said you blind retard

That’s what someone who looks like a man would say

they arent grooming me

Yes because that makes so much sense

yall are bitches

I’m not blind, I lack memory.

istg

i hate yall so much

dis why i left wje

The plot thickens

If Cosmo rapes you it'll be his fault btw

also perc is next to me rn