Happy Birthday!

happy bday

Wade noooo

YEEEES

I told her we’d stop lmao

Come on one more time, pweeeease?

Also HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLAPPY 🎉🎂🎈🎊🎁

Nah cause it’s like actually triggering to her

Fine, you can keep it up but if she asks just delete it lol

Okie dokie

i sent 3 pics

to her

Of squirrels?

Yes

Chex she has a severe phobia of squirrels

yes

i cant delete it

so

Oh ok

fuck

Well I’ll delete mine so it just looks like u sent them lmao

but yeah she didnt take last time seriously

but she wont take it hard bc we play along too much

(i hope

Nah she’s deathly afraid of squirrels

and i also sent her a pic of me doing (-3-)

so that might make it up

CHEX

HI

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII JAKEEE:DDD

Jake and I trolled her for a night with squirrels

STILL CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT MADI

LIL BIT HIGH STILL

HIGH ON FUCKING LOVEEEEEEE

SHARE SOME OF THAT WITH ME I WANNA BE HIGH

yeah she told me teheh "helpppp chexxxx wade,madi and jake are harrasing me with squirrels 😭"

BRO IDK HOW, IS THERE LIKE VENMO FOR THIS SHIT?

Heheh and u just sent her 3 more on her fuckin birthday lmao

I TOLD U, I TOLD U U CANT STOP THINGKING ABT HER CUS SHES THE PERFECT GIRL

yes

bonus

BLACK MARKET

and a pic of me kissing

Waht

very normal

Extremely normal

like this

oof it doubled

I JUST YAWNED AND MY EAR STARTED RINGING BUT IT SOUNDED REALLY NICE

Laggymclagalot

That’s normal….probably

YES SHE MADE U HIGH LIKE SHES A DRUG

I FUCKING FEEL U

I KNOWWWW

FOR REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

HSJDHDKDGE

SHES GONNA BE STUCK IN UR HEAD 24/7

AND UR ALSO ACTING LIKE HER TOO

AWWW

ITS SO FUCKING CUTE OMFGGGGG

IM GONNA CRY

I WANNA HIT U

You guys keep talking about love while I get my iPad in my backpack, hop on a bus, and switch devices rq, BrB

I AM SO EXCITED

LITERALLY THE FIRST THOUGHT THAT CAME INTO MY MIND THIS MORNING WAS HER

WADE WANNA BE MY BEST MAN

and 9 mins for me internet gon shut off

BET BET

W

HELL YEAAH

HELL YEAHHHH

WE STILL GOTTA HAVE A WJE WEDDING

ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

U DONT FUCKING KNOW HOW HAPPY I AM FOR BOTH OF YALL I CRIED EARLIER

AWWWW CHEXY

I AM SO HAPPY MAN

YALL MAKE ME SO HAPPY

LIEJ DOUGWEUOGW

YOU MAKE US SO HAPPY

NOOOO

SUPER FUCKING HAPPY

YEAH

🫵

U GUYS R LITERALLY THE MOST SWEETEST COUPLE IVE EVER WITNESSED

IT REMINDS ME OF MY EX

AUHSUWHUSHA

BUT THIS AITN ABT ME

AND YOU’RE THE NICEST GIRL I’VE EVER MET

TS ABT U AND MADI

WHENS THE WEDDING

IDK

I.NEED.TO.KNOW.WHEN

NAHH

I DONT KNOWWWW

I STILL GOTTA PROPOSE TO HER

FOR LOKE THE THIRD TIME

DO IT DO IT DO ITTTTTTTTTTT

*LIKE

THIS HAS TO BE IN A CALL

LMFAO OKAY

WHERE WE COULD ALL WITNESS IT

AND ILL BE ON THE BACKGROUND CRYING

AWWWW

ME SO PROUD

I’M BACK

ILL BE THE PRIEST

THEN

HAHAHFJDJDH

WELCUM BACK

CUM MENTIONED

YES

U NEED TO MOON FUCK ON THE HONEYMOON

WADE I MADE IT THROUGH LAST NIGHT

YES

HAUHAUAHUHUSA

NO DREAMS BUT I MADE IT

STILL GOING STRONG?

IT WAS FUCKING HARD

MADI WAS TRYING SO HARD HAUHSUHAUHS

YEAH SHE WAS

GREAT JOB BRO

LFMOAAKSJOJA

🤭🤭🤭

WE’RE ALMOST THERE

UR BECOMING LKE MADIII

ITS SO CUTE

I COULD SCREAM

WE’RE ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH

TF YOU MEAN ALMOST

ITS STILL FAR

2 WEEKS MORE

IVE BARELY MADE IT THIS FAR

I DONT THINK I COULD MAKE IT

THATS ALMOST

AND SHE TRIES HARDER EVERY DAY

IM ABATOCUM

SO WAS I

FR LIKE I WAS THERE

IK

LIKE STOP MAKING ME THE 3RD WHEEL

I GTG ITS 11 NOW

OKIE

HAVE A GREAT DAYYY

IM FOURTH WHEEL

BYEEEE

BYE CHEX

LETS CALL TMR IF YALL CAN

ALR

BUT I CANT TLAK DAD HAS NO WORK

NOW WE HAVE A MOVING CAR

VROOM VROM

WITH NO STEERING WHEEL

TOAST CAN BE THE TRUNK

THE STEERING WHEEL IS NONEXISTENT

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

YEAAAAH

WHO’S GONNA BE THE SPARE TIRE

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEL

WILKINSON

YEAH

LETS JUST BECOME A FORTNITE BATTLE BUS

FUCK YEAH

WHAT HAPPENS ON THE BATTLE BUS STAYS ON THE BATTLE BUS

YEAH

Hey imma go get ready for school so I’ll be on hopefully by like 8

i love toes

Good for you

Don’t be an ass or we’ll ban you 👍

w h a t

I LOVE TOES

Wade you got this?

Eh he probably does

Peace!

Huh

Alr

i am so out of the loop

fill me in

pls

toes yum

uh no

zaddy toes

i'm good

are you?

yes

ok bye

cya