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I am a mess. I embarrased myself too much, and now, its too late. I can't sleep because I am too worried and scared about what will happen next I just wanna dig a hole and bury myself That's how embarassed I feel I am devestated, and now, I can't talk to anyone without being reminded of this. I can't fix things up with people, even if I tried. Although it may not seem like it, I am working on being a better person. I just can't impress anyone It seems like everybody have each other's backs and I am the lone wolf Left to wander around on my own, with no defense. I am afraid for tomorrow, and what I will face.

I, your name, do solemnly swear Not to off myself, think about offing myself Or continue thinking about offing myself Without reaching out for help after listening to this song Sometimes I see her on the sidewalk, biking on the wet chalk Spelling out their names, and I feel insane 'Cause I know it's just a game that I'm playing with my brain I don't see her, but I see her And I know it isn't real, but I fake it anywa… Read more

Poll

this is the last thing im posting before i leave, for good. it is a kinda of a long page of random shit ive done on WJE and recalling shit because i absolutely positively have no fucking life and i thought this would be funny ok so the first thing is that imma just clear shit up before i go because like theres some shit to clear up mkay first off i just wanna say im sorry if i trolled everyone too far aka being anno… Read more

One evening in Beaver Hollow, a most deranged tale unfolded within the notorious Van der Linde gang at the peak of their desperation. The sun had set on another chaotic day, casting eerie shadows through the dense forest. Little did anyone know, this evening would be filled with unimaginable horror.

Arthur Morgan, known for his unpredictable nature and mischievous spirit, had been growing tired of Dutch's leadership… Read more

Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, He… Read more

The True Dagger

It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a d… Read more

When you first see an okapi, you might think it's related to a horse or a zebra. Its body and neck are horse-like, and its legs have black-and-white stripes like a zebra does. But the okapi is not related to a horse or a zebra; its closest relative is actually the giraffe. In fact, okapis are sometimes called forest giraffes, since they live mainly in the rain forests of central Africa. An okapi's relationship to a g… Read more

hey, its me. i just wanted to tell you all some updates. first off i am going on take a break on this website for a while, probably until next monday. i have an actual life and i have a friend group. we cant all be on wje 24/7 i need to get good grades as well. second off i have had a serious mental health decline, not bc of this website its bc of shit at home. i need a break and this website isnt rlly helping. thir… Read more

You will be warmly welcomed and shown around a little in the new world for you. Shortly afterwards the man takes you to a small house that is furnished with many glowing objects. He tells you that you must first learn a job of your choice before you are trained to become a warrior. What work does he offer you and which will you choose? (Of course it also depends on which portal you chose in the last post)

Hey guys it’s me again I was not able to post in a while because I am in Japan There is no cell around where I am And the WiFi is bad I’m also needing a break because my health has declined I have needed to just stop eating because I’ve been overeating And I don’t really think I’ve eaten an actual meal in a week or so I’ve been just eating random shit around the house in secret I think im dying And my jaw and eyes hurt so bad too Help

Hey guys ;) So i have some news first off I AM NOT QUITTING!!!! You guys have helped me with some things December 24-26, i will not really be in here. For around December 24-January 2-3, i will not be as active on here but I will check a lot since i am going on vacation I don’t quit on people so i will be very active after this time stamp

Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, He… Read more

what's the weirdest things that happened to you guys lately?

mine is there I was, chilling in the cafeteria, munching on my lunch when out of nowhere, the vice principal storms in wearing a chicken suit. No explanation, just strutting around and clucking.

HAPPIEST FUCKING BIRTHDAY MY SILLY WILLY GOOSE FLAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY U ARE SO FUN TO BE AROUND WITH AND I REALLY LOVE YOU FOR STAYING WITH ME EVEN THO I CAN BE SOOOOOO NORMAL AND UR THE ABNORMAL ONE<333 I LOVE UUU GRANDMAAA STAY SAFE I LOVE YOUUUU MWAHHHHHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLAPPYTHEPOOPY<33 EYE RIS-IST<333

So, at school we had to make a poem about our passion, and I chose dance: I arrive at dance Excited and glad. I look around the room And get signed in.

The warmup has begun We begin to stretch, “To the left, To the right, Straighten your legs.”

I feel free I feel weightless. I dance my worries off.

The music then starts We go from the start, 1⁄2 an hour passes, Hip hop has begun.

Why is dance easy for some, But h… Read more

Sooooo update time!!

About a week ago, I made a post about how my crush didn't like me.

Turns put he does!!! I asked him out on friday, and he likes me back!! I'm so glad! Life's finally starting to turn around for me! (In a good way).

Uh oh, and here we go Yeah, that's Mike E. Clark And we're the Insane Clown Posse And this here is the chop chop slide If you heard something similar to this Fuck that, 'cause we the shit Juggalos, what's our signal? Whoop-whoop! That's right! Now what we gonna do is clap four times quickly and bust the signal Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! Yeah, not bad, not bad But let's do it again, some of y'all were a little slow on … Read more