Commune jokes
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism