Commune jokes
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
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When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
"Sharing is communism."
Communism is actually kinda tight.
How do sβmores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. Theyβre appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girlβs mom says, βDear, he doesnβt seem to be a very nice boy.β
βOh, please, Mom!β says the daughter. βIf he wasnβt nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?β
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
How are Black people like communism?
Because theyβll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.