Comestible jokes
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
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GENESIS 13 Abraham and Lot 1And Abram went up out of Egypt, he, and his wife, and all that he had, and Lot with him, into the south. 2And Abram was very rich in cattle, in silver, and in gold. 3And he went on his journeys from the south even to Beth-el, unto the place where his tent had been at the beginning, between Beth-el and Hai; 4unto the place of the altar, which he had made there at the first: and there Abram … Read more