Colorado Springs jokes

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?