Colorado Springs jokes

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.