Colonel jokes

Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"

*Loud explosion inside the tank*

"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.

My grandpa killed 100 German soldiers; he was the worst German pilot ever.