Colonel jokes

Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"

Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).

Name: Jack, call sign "triple".

School: Nova corps gun academy.

Location: Wyoming mountains.

My grandpa killed 100 German soldiers; he was the worst German pilot ever.

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?

A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.