Colloquialism jokes

I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!

Do nut get in my way.

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?

In the U.K., it's a swear word.

In America, it's a family reunion.

You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B?"