Colloquialism jokes

I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!

Do nut get in my way.

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?

Student: Apple!

Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?

Student:....Bitch...

You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.