Coffee Table jokes
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!
really is there
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Dark, rich, and imported.