Coconut Palm jokes

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.

What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.