Coconut Palm jokes

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.

What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?

One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.