Cluck jokes

Why was the chicken in trouble?

For using fowl language!

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A rooster clucks defiance!

What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.