I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar....
What do you call a club that owls go to? Hooters
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light.
At least 13 because my basement is still dsrk
What happened when the dog played golf? He hit the ball into the ruff.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
